AndyG......…………Feeling your pain here mate.
If it's chipped that badly, you've got limited options;
Firstly apologise to your wife for teaching the little ones such bad language.
Secondly go out and buy yourself a big bar of chocolate.
Thirdly with tears in your eyes and with due reverence, dignity and proper ceremony consign it to the Dettol. Wait until Sunday, wash it down, re prime it then paint like you have a demented Ferret stuck down your shreddies to get it done in time for Euro.
If it's chipped that badly, you've got limited options;
Firstly apologise to your wife for teaching the little ones such bad language.
Secondly go out and buy yourself a big bar of chocolate.
Thirdly with tears in your eyes and with due reverence, dignity and proper ceremony consign it to the Dettol. Wait until Sunday, wash it down, re prime it then paint like you have a demented Ferret stuck down your shreddies to get it done in time for Euro.