freakinacage
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yeah thats true. bear in mind that the hormones for bone growth are different to those for \'size\'. (hence the foot size correlation doesn\'t always work)
Are Space Marines eunuchs?
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No Such Agency
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Most of the hetero women I know would probably go mad in a platonic \"marriage\" with a tall, musclebound guy (though apparently \"macho\" is a big turn-off). Wimmins need teh hot secks too...
Three words....Originally posted by No Such Agency
Dude, women can pass a baby through that thing. And there are supposedly some outrageous sized wangs in the \"adult industry\". I doubt even a 7 foot tall guy would be so well-equipped that an average woman couldn\'t accomodate him. Besides, maybe the physical enhancement they receive doesn\'t affect \"that\"Originally posted by freakinacage
but that couldn\'t happen surely? think how big \'it\' would be if he was 7 foot tall!!
no woman could take that, surely?!!
/can\'t believe this one is still going
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Maybe they\'re gay.
no, hear me out here. I mean, the samurai practiced gay love as a way to strengthen bonds between student and master, and between comrades-in-arms. I believe the greeks did the same thing. If you really think about it, it kind of makes sense. Getting past some people\'s \'ick\' factor, and the fact that the old Catholic Empire that the Imperium was derived from frowned upon homosexuality, wouldn\'t it explain it perfectly? Urges taken care of with people who can...shall we say withstand...the force of muscle-laden superman love, as well as no children, solidarity in squads and otherwise, and a sort of \'keeping within the chapter.\' Besides, I\'d think that in the Imperium, homosexual behavior (as not all Marines would be truly gay as a sexual preference, per se) would be pretty OK, if not looked too nicely upon. I mean, if you\'re not a psyker, a mutant, an alien, or a heretic, and you tithe and fight for the imperium, who cares who you have sex with?
But that\'s my thought, came to me reading this thread and thinking about orders of warriors in general.
no, hear me out here. I mean, the samurai practiced gay love as a way to strengthen bonds between student and master, and between comrades-in-arms. I believe the greeks did the same thing. If you really think about it, it kind of makes sense. Getting past some people\'s \'ick\' factor, and the fact that the old Catholic Empire that the Imperium was derived from frowned upon homosexuality, wouldn\'t it explain it perfectly? Urges taken care of with people who can...shall we say withstand...the force of muscle-laden superman love, as well as no children, solidarity in squads and otherwise, and a sort of \'keeping within the chapter.\' Besides, I\'d think that in the Imperium, homosexual behavior (as not all Marines would be truly gay as a sexual preference, per se) would be pretty OK, if not looked too nicely upon. I mean, if you\'re not a psyker, a mutant, an alien, or a heretic, and you tithe and fight for the imperium, who cares who you have sex with?
But that\'s my thought, came to me reading this thread and thinking about orders of warriors in general.
No Such Agency
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LOL, I can\'t believe this got resurrected...
The Imperium, like most tyrannies, seems to care about a lot of stupid shit that\'s not really their business.
DrEvilmonki
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Maybe they have vibrating loin plates!
green stuff
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Before I answer this, please take note that there\'s no judgement on my part on whatever sexual preference people may have.
Consider humanity is a galactic empire that is constantly at war and who\'s only means of survival is colonising other planets, if one thing you should do if you were at the head of this empire is promote sex not for the pleasure that it brings but for reproductif purposes. If you don\'t have poor souls to throw into the massacre, you loose.
On the other hand, what you said about the greeks is very true and severed several military purposes. A young recrute would be assigned to a veteran to learn his skills and such armies could go on long campaines.
mutantpotato
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I\'ve been thinking about that too. I don\'t
think they are castrated, but I\'m sure they don\'t think about sex. I think that they are so devoted to The Emperor that they just don\'t think \"dirty thoughts\".
think they are castrated, but I\'m sure they don\'t think about sex. I think that they are so devoted to The Emperor that they just don\'t think \"dirty thoughts\".
Brother GriMM
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this is probably the funniest thread i have read in a long long time!
as for the question...there are two answers i can think of...no! because being horny makes you twitchy...faster reactions and usually a lot more aggressive!
second answer is no! the power fist was not originally designed for use in war!...just a gift from the tech guys to the marines!
as for the question...there are two answers i can think of...no! because being horny makes you twitchy...faster reactions and usually a lot more aggressive!
second answer is no! the power fist was not originally designed for use in war!...just a gift from the tech guys to the marines!
Angelos3000
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they have memories of childhood removed so u might want to think the sexdrive goes too
dougaderly
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Of course the space marines are fully equiped. And of course those large codpieces have mechanical parts that take care of urges for them. What else do you think causes those mysterious 1\'s we all roll? They\'re caught in the moment!
RedSevenBlue
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Dude, they\'re 8 feet....in power armor. Termies are 10......once again, in power armor.
I think the majority of them has micro-chips placed in their brains....if their primarchs want that that is, actually, no, the most of them are ATTEMPTED to be trained to not have sex, but look, the Demonettes constantly seduce the space marines and then cut them up. In a somewhat of a story, a squad of scouts sees some demonettes, one of them, who is incompetent, is seduced by one of the demonettes and runs to her to immediatrely be decapitated by his own stupidity. Retart.
HOW IN HELL WAS THIS FORUM BROUGH BACK FROM THE DEAD?!
generulpoleaxe
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i reckon for 10 points your marine characters could get fluffers!
freakinacage
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vinegar strokes....
now i have a lovely image of a sm stopping mid charge and his eyes glazing over....
now i have a lovely image of a sm stopping mid charge and his eyes glazing over....
devoncodain
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no kidding so that is where the ones come from huh.
penguin663
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very good point and also the thing about samurais maybe it the same with the black templars:idea::flame:
Originally posted by No Such Agency
Dude, women can pass a baby through that thing. And there are supposedly some outrageous sized wangs in the \"adult industry\". I doubt even a 7 foot tall guy would be so well-equipped that an average woman couldn\'t accomodate him. Besides, maybe the physical enhancement they receive doesn\'t affect \"that\"Originally posted by freakinacage
but that couldn\'t happen surely? think how big \'it\' would be if he was 7 foot tall!!
no woman could take that, surely?!!
/can\'t believe this one is still going
You think it\'s going to be that big after all the steroids they\'re given?
