are you fat?

Logan

New member
Damn...

...so that\'s where I\'ve been going wrong

25 posts in just over a day. In over four years of visiting this site on an almost daily basis, I\'ve still only got to 90.

Right, what pointless threads can I start up...lol
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
but its a subtle snip. You take something that annoys people, then you say it \"innocently\". Would you start a post called Are you a n*gger? (I have no problem typing the word, but I want to keep all of the attention on omg.;)) Let\'s say the poster\'s name is Grand Dragon. He then talks about how much he hates n*ggers. No one would stand for that. Thats whats going on here. He knew what he was doing. Right now he is reading all of these post and laughing at the chaos. IMHO, These are the kinds of threads that the mods should be shutting down.
 

No Such Agency

New member
Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
but its a subtle snip. You take something that annoys people, then you say it \"innocently\". Would you start a post called Are you a n*gger? (I have no problem typing the word, but I want to keep all of the attention on omglol) Let\'s say the poster\'s name is Grand Dragon. He then talks about how much he hates n*ggers. No one would stand for that. Thats whats going on here. He knew what he was doing. Right now he is reading all of these post and laughing at the chaos. IMHO, These are the kinds of threads that the mods should be shutting down.
Nooooooooo! Stuff like this is how some of us pad our post count. He wasn\'t being THAT offensive, just... foolish. He didn\'t use naughty words or personally insult anyone.

It\'s not his thread anymore. It belongs to us, the freaks! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

@SaxonAngel: I\'ll talk about my nipples when you actually moon the Google Earth satellite. Until then, they are my secret...
 

Rhode

New member
Nope, im not fat. Actually, the highschool doctor checked my weight today because it was way too low for my age. I look like a skeleton, exept im cute lol
 

Einion

New member
Originally posted by omglol
Dude, I\'m being totally serious.
Duuuude, you\'re being totally obnoxious.

To busy exercising to actually have a life? How sad for you.

Originally posted by omglol
whats with all the hostility????
Well how would you feel if I came into your house and made fun of your punctuation, grammar and etiquette? Would that give you the warm fuzzies?

Originally posted by omglol
If you\'re fat, its not good for you...
Like there\'s anyone in the developed world that doesn\'t know this.

Originally posted by omglol
I merely advocate good health.
...
during the afternoon to work on my tan =D
Hmmm, interesting. I have two words for you: melignant melanoma.

Originally posted by omglol
Plus I like to paint too!!
Prove it.

Einion
 

Einion

New member
Originally posted by Duende
Does my ass look big in this thread?


lol
ROFL

Originally posted by airhead
where is pitynoman when you need him to kick the crap out of someone?
That\'s okay, I\'m 181cm and weigh 105 kilos... hey, wait a second, does that make me fat? :eek:

Einion
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
As I weigh a stonking 7 stone, I think fat is definately not a word that is used about me!

Shaz
 

vincegamer

Active member
stone...that\'s either 63 pounds or 114 pounds, right?

Hey, anyone know this one?

Faaaat flabby Annie was incredibly big
She weighed just about 16 stone
Then a fake dietition went and put her on a diet
Now she looks like skin and bone
...
She used to be so cuddly,
She used to be so fat,
But oh what a sin cos she\'s oh so thin
That she lost all the friends that she had
 

dauber22

New member
Hey, I remember that one!! I used to like that song! Who was it by though? The Kinks? (damn, it\'s miserable getting old!) :D
 

vincegamer

Active member
you\'re not as forgetful as you think

yes, that\'s \"Skin and Bone\" by the Kinks.

My favorite line was this:

And her father and her mother
And her sisters and her brothers
Couldn\'t see her when she walked by
 

tzor

New member
If I may offer a musical point / counter point on the subject, using actual lyrics from two different songs I believe that few if any readers have ever heard. (Well the first might be known by some but they will never admit it I am sure.)

Point: \"I don\'t want her. You can have her. She\'s too fat for me!\"

Counter Point: \"Sugar! My little Sugar! Every poud, that makes you round, I idolize!\"
 

dauber22

New member
Originally posted by tzor

Point: \"I don\'t want her. You can have her. She\'s too fat for me!\"

Hey, I\'m not proud. I\'ll admit it. lol I know that song, too! I\'ve even polka\'ed to it! :bouncy:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
I think Queen sang it best:

Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I\'ve got stiffness in your bones
Ain\'t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Wrong there
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
 
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