.....she lost, not me. I told her what would happen. I was right. So basically she lost. There are easier ways to get a cuddle.
Cut to Mosch entering a bear cage. He spreads his arms and cries \"GIVE ME A HUG!\".
Fade out slowly with a cracking sound.
Or sex.
Cut to Mosch standing behind the door with a large club. \"Oh Honey, won\'t you come over for a second, please? I want to show you something!\"
Fade out as the door opens.
Or dinner.
Cut to Mosch cooking a steak.
\"What, it\'s not like I don\'t know how to heat some meat.\"
Fade out, then a sudden scream of \"ARGH! I spontaneously combusted!!! I\'m on fire! AAAAHH!!\". Sizzling sounds. A loud thumping noise, then a slashing sound. Another scream: \"YAAAARRRRRR!!! Not the eyes!!! Not the... AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!\"
Fade back in to Mosch still cooking. The sounds continue.
\"What, got problems with me watching really bad slasher movies while cooking?\"
Fade out again.