BOOOOBIES!!!

[Torn blue sky]

Alright, now I have all your attention (yeah I know its a lowly trick , but it worked didn\'t it?)

I need to figure out ways to make fast cash. Still scratching my head on this one!
Any ideas will be greatly appreciated since my own thought process has taken a severe beating...

No Billy, i\'m not man whoring. Although i\'m sure i\'d be able to command an awesome price...Hmmmm

 

[Talion]

Mate - I\'ve tried everything

Buy cheap on the internet and selling it for more on E-bay.

Starting business\'s

Trying to sell mini (biggest flop of all) on e-bay

My greatest success was with Carboot Sales. My mini\'s actually sold better there than anywhere.

GW mini\'s sell great cause you have little kids come along and force their mother\'s to buy them, and if you know what your talking about, and not just sell them as random lumps of metal..........you\'ll be suprised how good they sell.

If you find any good ones though let me know.........

and I dont mind whoring myself out, but I have to see the other person first........selective whoring i call it

 

[Undave]

Here\'s what you do:

Step 1. Steal underpants

Step 2.......

Step 3. Profit


See it\'s simple.

 

[supervike]

Can you sell your blood plasma?

They do that here in the states for a tidy little sum.

 

[Swordwind]

Bank robbery

 

[lono]

Time to go to work, work all night, search for underpants hey!

We wont stop until we have underpants.

Yum tum yummy tum day!

 

[PegaZus]

How much cash? If we\'re talking small amounts, you could always try some odd jobs, such as house painting or movers.

If you\'re talking a large amount of cash, robbery may be in your future. Or kidney harvesting. And if you\'re good at programming there is always that bank balance trick from Superman 3. Hey! Don\'t knock it! It worked in Office Space too!

 

[farseerlum]

give me and my missus $100.

i\'ll give two other people $100. they give $100 to two other people.

eventually you get back $100 from heaps of people.

 

[lono]

Can you play poker? That\'s paid my rent and other bills the last few months. If you know what you are doing, target the right games and only aim to make modest money to start you could do OK.

Of course if you don\'t know what you are doing you\'re probably going to loose cash.

 

[DaN]

Invent something.

Like a lifeboat made entirely out of toast.

Or a car which turns into a robot!
No scratch that last one - that\'s gay

 

[Torn blue sky]

Yeah I can play poker, but i\'m trying to MAKE money lol Losing isn\'t an option!

I couuuld try and figure out a open sale or something i dunno. I tried ad trader and all that crap, not much joy there.
I would sell blood, but I actually give it away lol. Trying to find odd jobs atm, i\'ll do anything really.

Somehow feel like i\'m missing a trick here

 

[uberdark]

@torn: no its not blood its plasma...the clear liquid that comes out of blood. it takes longer but you can clear $200 a month on it. and if your smart and go to different places an even $400. but then again i did this and almost ended up in the hospital when they took too much.

but hey we learn from our mistakes....except billy and roger....they never learn.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Hmmm plasma eh? That sounds like a larf... A cunning and productive larf...

I shall look it up in the instant! Cheers

PS: Anyone want a kidney while i\'m at it?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
...but hey we learn from our mistakes....except billy and roger....they never learn.

That\'s what makes them so much fun.

 

[Naukhel]

Copy your entire CD collection onto your hard drive.
Sell the originals.

I\'m in the midst of that, myself.

With 330 CD\'s to get rid of, even at a low price, like $2 each, it\'ll do all right.

 

[airhead]

get a job.

enlist in the military. (better money to be made being an \'independant contractor\'
but the jobs are worse).

 

[freakinacage]

dude if i knew how to do that, do you think i\'d still be working for the nhs?!!


if film teaches me anything, dodgeball is a great source of income

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Alright, now I have all your attention (yeah I know its a lowly trick , but it worked didn\'t it?)

I need to figure out ways to make fast cash. Still scratching my head on this one!
Any ideas will be greatly appreciated since my own thought process has taken a severe beating...

No Billy, i\'m not man whoring. Although i\'m sure i\'d be able to command an awesome price...Hmmmm

Hey, don\'t knock it till you\'ve tried it. Two nights at the docks and you\'ll be rich enough to forget you can\'t sit down Unfortunately, Jodalar beat me to the most suitable suggestion for you

 

[demonherald]

medical guinea pig...
a friend of mine did it recently and got a ton of cash for masturbating twice a day testing some kind of fertility drug.(no joke). he got to stay in a room at a test centre paid for all meals provided as well as an xbox and games of pool with the other guys and basically make his deposit twice a day...

the downside was the diet was controlled no smoking and no drinking..add to that he had to sign a disclaimer that says he can\'t sue if his nuts drop off but as I say he made a good wad of cash in a fortnight...

I\'d be tempted myself the fags and booze I could do without but only 2 deposits a day that\'s just a step too far.....

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted:Gigolo.........everyone knows us Cougars have money to blow

Stripper......the size of your g-string determinations the size of your tips