Cafe Du\' Freak

[Roger Bunting]

It seems the popularity of yaks is growing.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article296703.ece

 

[Roger Bunting]

Is the cafe shut? Not getting enough patrons?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.

 

[lizcam]

Nope. It\'s just too hot to eat anything fried in yak butter. I want something cool and refreshing.

 

[Roger Bunting]

You could take up the sport in the link I previously posted.

 

[lizcam]

lol! Bad knees, man. No way!

 

[Undave]

So does the mop boy have to do double shifts and clean the cafe too or do the yaks eat all the dirt?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
So does the mop boy have to do double shifts and clean the cafe too or do the yaks eat all the dirt?

No, the Sherpas take care of this place. Of course you find the random yak hair in the food but we just call it fiber and ignore it

 

[Undave]

I\'m hungry.

I\'d like to order a pumpkin souffle flambee brulee please

 

[lizcam]

<ckrickets chirping>

This place looks dead



I think the owner has fled for other realms


like the arcade at Wyrd.......he doesn\'t love us anymore

<more crickets>

 

[Undave]

Well in that case I propose a change in management

A coup d\'freak if you will

All we have to do is incite the sherpas to riot

 

[Roger Bunting]

Maybe the crickets have taken over?

 

[Sherpakus]

I\'M SHERPAKUS!!!!


And Lo I shal lead my repressed Sherpa comrades to overthrow the evil Uberstupor and claim this cafe as our own!

Viva la revolution!!!!!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

:wow: I think the crickets are on the menu, wonder what wine one drinks with crickets???

 

[Roger Bunting]

NO! I\'m Sherpakus!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Sherpakus

I\'M SHERPAKUS!!!!


And Lo I shal lead my repressed Sherpa comrades to overthrow the evil Uberstupor and claim this cafe as our own!

Viva la revolution!!!!!!!

lol


Well, while you\'re over throwing the Geat Cafe Satan..can I get a grilled ham & cheese with a side of corn chips?

 

[lizcam]

or the sherpas have scared too many of the would be guests. I think we should start a campaigne to kick start it again. It\'s nice to have something where the main entertainment isn\'t punishing mop boys (I\'m thinking of my own tender flesh here).

 

[Undave]

And I still want my pumpkin souffle flambee brullee

 

[uberstupor]

PATHETIC FLESHLINGS!!!!!

you have all insighted the wrath of UBERSTUPOR!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

do you not know that all sherpas were implanted with bombs inside of their bodies. miss pony already knows of this. considering one exploded when she took it out of the bar.

this sherpacus is but pathetic nuisance and shall be dealt with...... *presses red button of doom*

KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

it was worth blowing the cafe to the ground to keep these sherpas in check. now get back to work roger.....you are now and will be forever known as the toilet paper holder in the cafe.

miss pony if you dont mind please let the hulk have his way with him and the yoodle.

 

[lizcam]

I\'m NOT Sherpukus!

wait

that was wrong

I am SHERPUKAS!

 

[lizcam]

damn. always too late <shrug>