Cafe Du\' Freak

[Roger Bunting]

Just as well you\'ve not used the stump tail macaque. Those would scare any customers away. They\'re not called ugly monkeys for nothing. Actually they\'re not that ugly, compared to lots of animals, but they are compared to other macaques. Can you tell I\'ve been watching Monkey Life?

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: one would think you sherpas would be on your knees praying to your Butter Goddess for making Freak!! nooooooooo there you squat picking lint from between you toes shame! shame!!! I say!!

 

[sherpa]

But our toes itched...


Our great Yak butter goddes is freak? Why no person tell us. Too busy chasing Sherpasaurous out of house.

But Great Goddes is nice and give us monkey to pick our hair clean. Thank you, may the great Yak shower golden blessings upon you.

 

[Sherpakus]

In my ongoing battle for the liberation of all Sherpakind I\'ve set up an underground railroad to help my brethren escape Uberstupors evil clutches.

Unfortunately just as I sent the first batch of escapees down the tunnel the 16:10 from Mornington Crescent came the other way..... All that\'s left now is a greasy smear of yak butter on the track

Damn you! You win this time Uberstupor :cussing:


Note to self: get Sherpa Jim to find an up to date timetable for the London Underground

 

[Bill]

Fascists!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Sherpakus...
Unfortunately just as I sent the first batch of escapees down the tunnel the 16:10 from Mornington Crescent came the other way.....

I\'m sorry, I haven\'t a clue what you\'re talking about!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Ooh, it\'s on page three. Anyway, can I have some spam, eggs, spam, bacon and spam, please? Assuming there\'s anyone running this joint these days.

 

[wiccanpony]

spam?!?! with this \"Place\" I\'m almost afraid to ask what\'s in it............ maybe I had better go count the yaks lol

 

[Sherpakus]

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I can fry it up in some yak butter if you want?

 

[Roger Bunting]

I was thinking more of this spam.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6N5m8FpVg

 

[Undave]

Well this is an internet forum I suppose E-spam is the only kind you can get round here

 

[uberdark]

gone for a week and sherpa\'s think they run the world.

whats the internet coming too...

i mean midget porn, linday lohan \"shots\" and supervike\'s butt cleavage is one thing....but sherpas taking over the cafe. now thats just too much.

lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

I don\'t think I want to know why you\'ve been looking at Supervike\'s \"builder\'s bum\". Anyway, where have you been?

 

[wiccanpony]

apparently you haven’t witnessed Vikey jumping out of the Birthday Cake in his leopard thong over at the Freak Bar......drives the ladies crazylol

 

[lizcam]

Hi Ubie. I didn\'t think you loved me any more. <snif> I\'ve had to entertain myself with the other boys.

 

[uberdark]

i missed you guys too. but i have seriously been on more than i should. i.e. wife says so.......so i took a week off.....now i\'m back but slowing down my time online.

i guess its kind of a form of escapism....welll rock on all....see you tommorrow.



and btw there is ALWAYS time for vikes b-day cake dance.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by uberdark
i missed you guys too. but i have seriously been on more than i should. i.e. wife says so.......so i took a week off.....now i\'m back but slowing down my time online.

i guess its kind of a form of escapism....welll rock on all....see you tommorrow.



and btw there is ALWAYS time for vikes b-day cake dance.

Hey, my birthday\'s at the end of the month, do I get to choose my own cake dancer or do the ladies have some special entertainment planned already?

 

[lizcam]

I didn\'t know we did parties. I thought Donna just took you over to the bar, chained you up in the basement had her way with you. Guess I haven\'t been around too long.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam
I didn\'t know we did parties. I thought Donna just took you over to the bar, chained you up in the basement had her way with you. Guess I haven\'t been around too long.

I think that\'s Donna\'s birthday treat.

...although I don\'t think it\'s an exclusive right.

 

[Undave]

Yeah we could start doing themed birthday parties in here. We could dress Sherpacus up as Yakky McYak and play pass the parcel. Then at the end we could have Lizcam and Wiccan jump out of the cake (or Uber and Billy depending on personal preference) and do the baloon dance.

What an emotionally scarring experience that would be