Cmon Christmas Feast

lizcam

lizcam

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So here we are in the great hall of Castle Coolmini. It\'s moat is frozen solid and there\'s a dusting of snow on the battlements. All the residents of the town outside the walls are preparing their offering for the Great Feast. Here\'s your chance to add a bit of you\'re own type of cheer to the party. What will you bring? Will it be food, drink, decorations? Will it be merry, humble, thought provoking? Will you remind us of the joy of the season, the suffering of others, the shallow promises that are soon forgotten? Lets make this feast something truly Cmon, in all it\'s glory and with all it\'s flaws. Celebrate with me!

As the hostess (though truly not the Queen by any means) I will start us off with several legs of herb roasted lamb, done just right. Smells wonderful. What\'s next?
 
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Modderrhu

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Originally posted by lizcam
It\'s moat is frozen solid and there\'s a dusting of snow on the battlements. All the residents of the town outside the walls are preparing their offering for the Great Feast.
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*hauling the lager-stuffed cooler box in*
*unpacking the SPF10 lotion, buckets, spades and various other sandcastle-building paraphernalia*

Oh shite, wrong place.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by lizcam
It\'s moat is frozen solid and there\'s a dusting of snow on the battlements. All the residents of the town outside the walls are preparing their offering for the Great Feast.
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*hauling the lager-stuffed cooler box in*
*unpacking the SPF10 lotion, buckets, spades and various other sandcastle-building paraphernalia*

Oh shite, wrong place.
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lol Nope! Nothing is wrong with that! We\'ll set it uo by the fire where it warmer and I\'ll make sure the sand doesn\'t dry out too bad. There\'s a sand castle contest on the beach every Christmas somewhere in California so it fits!
 
EldinTux

EldinTux

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Ok, let\'s split this room in two right from the start shall we - I\'ve brought the sprouts and I\'m not afraid to use them!!!
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Right Billy you stay over there with those smelly things - I\'ve brought several brace of Duck & a pheasant or two.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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This year I be mostly covering my sprouts in chopped nuts and chocolate, wrapping them in gold foil and apssing them off as Ferrero Roche to unsuspecting Ambassadors :D
 
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Undave

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We have a castle now then :rolleyes:

Is it one of those plastic Disney fairy castles or a propper one like what we gots over here? If it\'s a real one I\'ll be bringing the electric blankets as those stately piles can get a mite chilly.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Undave
We have a castle now then :rolleyes:

Is it one of those plastic Disney fairy castles or a propper one like what we gots over here? If it\'s a real one I\'ll be bringing the electric blankets as those stately piles can get a mite chilly.
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A castle built by an American - what do you think? Hmmm, reminds of and Eddie Izzard set...
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Undave
We have a castle now then :rolleyes:

Is it one of those plastic Disney fairy castles or a propper one like what we gots over here? If it\'s a real one I\'ll be bringing the electric blankets as those stately piles can get a mite chilly.
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A castle built by an American - what do you think? Hmmm, reminds of and Eddie Izzard set...
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:p

Undave, it\'s a proper European castle. No, it\'s not placed in the middle of a theme park and it\'s only here for the holidays. after the new year it blinks into another dimension taking anyone in it along for the ride.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Undave
We have a castle now then :rolleyes:

Is it one of those plastic Disney fairy castles or a propper one like what we gots over here? If it\'s a real one I\'ll be bringing the electric blankets as those stately piles can get a mite chilly.
Click to expand...
A castle built by an American - what do you think? Hmmm, reminds of and Eddie Izzard set...
Click to expand...
:p

Undave, it\'s a proper European castle. No, it\'s not placed in the middle of a theme park and it\'s only here for the holidays. after the new year it blinks into another dimension taking anyone in it along for the ride.
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Erm, in that case Liz I\'ve changed my mind about being chained to the dungeon wall

...liz

...LIZ!!!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Undave
We have a castle now then :rolleyes:

Is it one of those plastic Disney fairy castles or a propper one like what we gots over here? If it\'s a real one I\'ll be bringing the electric blankets as those stately piles can get a mite chilly.
Click to expand...
A castle built by an American - what do you think? Hmmm, reminds of and Eddie Izzard set...
Click to expand...
:p

Undave, it\'s a proper European castle. No, it\'s not placed in the middle of a theme park and it\'s only here for the holidays. after the new year it blinks into another dimension taking anyone in it along for the ride.
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Erm, in that case Liz I\'ve changed my mind about being chained to the dungeon wall

...liz

...LIZ!!!
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Undave, here are the keys. Let him out in an hour. I need to get to bed. It\'s 15 past 2 am and I can\'t keep my eyes open. Nite all! :innocent::innocent::innocent:
 
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Torn blue sky

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*Boots open the door to the great hall with a boar carcass on his shoulders*

I brought home the bacon!

*Slams the boar down on the top table*

Enjoy lol :beer:

Apart from that (but who could want more than that..) I brought the gift of laughter and drunken Hijinks!
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Well, no Christmas do would be worth its salt without shit-loads of Chocolate Fingers, pickled onions and cheese on a stick. Chocolate Fingers are the most important though. I posted a picture to my profile many moons ago to show the adventures that can be had with Chocolate Fingers. Feel free to have a look at it. Not sure how you get to my profile with the picture, but it\'ll be like a mini adventure.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Hmmmm... I\'m sure there was something I was meant to do earlier....



Oh well I\'m sure it wasn\'t inportant.:)
 
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