Cmon Christmas Feast

[Torn blue sky]

Ah! But i\'m infused with ninjability see? I leave no footprints...So it would seem i\'m either tracking someone else...or theres a really crap ninja about here somewhere.

Hmmmm.

 

[finn17]

Jack Daniels and Chips?

I\'ve cornered the market

 

[airhead]

How bout a brace of quail?

If not, then we can do the Florida thing:
Thow some dead animal on the grill, drink enough so no matter what it is, it will taste great.

:drunk:

 

[Undave]

Now I remember, it was something to do with Billy and chains. There he is running around rubbing moisturiser into his hands. Come on Billy boy lets chain you up good and propper...



Clink.. clink..


There we go, don\'t want you running off and getting into bother do we.....

 

[No Such Agency]

Ahh... I arrive with glogg, mulled wine, black pirate rum, egg nog (and soy nog for those who prefer such things!)

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Undave
Now I remember, it was something to do with Billy and chains. There he is running around rubbing moisturiser into his hands. Come on Billy boy lets chain you up good and propper...



Clink.. clink..


There we go, don\'t want you running off and getting into bother do we.....

But... but... but... oh well, where are those rats?

 

[Talion]

I\'ve roasted my nuts on the open fire......anyone care for a nibble.


Be quick though I have an ambulance coming to take me to E.R. before I pass out from the pain.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Talion
I\'ve roasted my nuts on the open fire......anyone care for a nibble.


Be quick though I have an ambulance coming to take me to E.R. before I pass out from the pain.

Looking good in those hotpants Talion

 

[Talion]

Billy don\'t come any closer.

With your over endulgence on the sprouts

and my burning hot loins.

This may happen.

 

[DaN]

A double jet?? Something is VERY wrong there...

Unless someone tore you a new one at some point in the past ???

Hmm...
I shall bring a fine, tender marinated Aberdeen Angus, stuffed with wild boar, stuffed with swan, stuffed with pheasant, stuffed with goose, stuffed with duck, stuffed with quail, stuffed with herbs.

And some doritos.

 

[airhead]

nocho flavored?

 

[DaN]

If you like. I just like the lightly salted plain ones...

Or do you mean the meat?
In which case; no.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by Undave
Now I remember, it was something to do with Billy and chains. There he is running around rubbing moisturiser into his hands. Come on Billy boy lets chain you up good and propper...



Clink.. clink..


There we go, don\'t want you running off and getting into bother do we.....

But... but... but... oh well, where are those rats?

<Undoing Billy\'s chains again>




Undave, Billy needs his hands free to turn the spit for the boar. Please stop chaining him down here. Chain him in the kitchen instead.

Turn, spitboy, turn!

 

[Undave]

I laughed my arse off the first time I heard of a .turducken lollollollollollollollollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave
I laughed my arse off the first time I heard of a .turducken lollollollollollollollollollol

LOL those were the all the rage Thanksgiving, right up there with fried turkey.

I don’t care.....if someone else will cook, I’ll eat it


sooooo who\'s setting the table and do we have a big enough table to hold all this food???

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Undave
I laughed my arse off the first time I heard of a .turducken lollollollollollollollollollol

LOL those were the all the rage Thanksgiving, right up there with fried turkey.

I don’t care.....if someone else will cook, I’ll eat it


sooooo who\'s setting the table and do we have a big enough table to hold all this food???

That\'s up to you. Magic us up something please! And it might be nice if you went and gave the spitboy a nice pat on the head. He\'s kind of lonely in the kitchen.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Undave
I laughed my arse off the first time I heard of a .turducken lollollollollollollollollollol

I always wondered what the duck, chicken and turkey were really up to that gave someone the idea for that???

And Liz, when you invited me over for a spitroast... well, I\'ll leave it there, don\'t want to offend anyone :innocent:

 

[wiccanpony]

quote:That\'s up to you. Magic us up something please! And it might be nice if you went and gave the spitboy a nice pat on the head. He\'s kind of lonely in the kitchen.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

? All the women are in the kitchen cooking and chatting ....how can he be lonely..... sweaty maybe, the fire is hot ... and oh!? pat his head, sorry I was patting the wrong end.. guess we don’t want him “basting” something:twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol \'Turducken\' lol Thats a word that just doesn\'t get used enough!

*Rips a haunch off the boar and beats Billy with it before pinning it roughly back in place with his hunting knife*

Cook it evenly, Cows were meant to bleed, I like my pig roasted!

...Hmmmm beef.... Back in a few

 

[Undave]

Oh thats the spitboy... I wondered why he was covered in loogies :|~