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fieldarchy
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Originally posted by Modderrhu
@fieldarchy: I have to have a laugh at you, Mistress Meg. Not too long ago you were the Geek\'s Guide to Girls and Dating in the PYP thread. Silly girl.
Ah but see that is the beauty. I\'m able to give good advice on dating girls and how they should be treated because I keep finding schmuck after schmuck after schmuck. So I know how girls want to be treated after having not being treated properly myself.
Dating sucks though, it really does.
Highbulp Billy
New member
...must resist, must resist :twisted:
EArkham
Necromancer
Oh, the problem is schmucks. Why didn\'t you say so to begin with?
I found this little tidbit out with my last girlfriend while trying to find out how to turn off her \"bitch switch.\" You\'ll need a friend and a 1.4mm precision screwdriver. On the back of your neck is a small panel. Have your friend open this. There will be several \"On-off\" toggles inside; one is labeled \"SA-056-xxxx\" where the \"xxxx\" is your model number. Flip this toggle and it\'ll engage your schmuck avoidance feature. You\'ll know you have it turned on when all my posts seem to vanish!
Sadly, the location of the \"bitch switch\" is not found here.
...okay, so was that taking a lame joke too far? lol
Kep
I found this little tidbit out with my last girlfriend while trying to find out how to turn off her \"bitch switch.\" You\'ll need a friend and a 1.4mm precision screwdriver. On the back of your neck is a small panel. Have your friend open this. There will be several \"On-off\" toggles inside; one is labeled \"SA-056-xxxx\" where the \"xxxx\" is your model number. Flip this toggle and it\'ll engage your schmuck avoidance feature. You\'ll know you have it turned on when all my posts seem to vanish!
Sadly, the location of the \"bitch switch\" is not found here.
...okay, so was that taking a lame joke too far? lol
Kep
fieldarchy
New member
Well Liz, I haven\'t been going after them, they seem to ask me out. And they don\'t all know each other, nor do they all hang out with each other. Once one pool fails, onto the next . . . so trust me I realize the whole birds of a feather flock together thing but I\'ve tried several different pools in the past two years . . . school, painting, swimming, through friends, now at work (disaster and no I don\'t need any more lecturing about playing in my own back yard lol ), gaming (total disaster of a date with a gamer guy I met at the game store) . . . umm yeah.
Anyway, I\'m trying to vary it up but to no avail! Hence, if someone would cough up those coordinates for the rock the good ones supposedly live under that would be great!
As for the bitch switch, it\'s usually off. I\'m really chill and laid back. I don\'t get bitchy unless you punch all my buttons at once really. Irritated sometimes, bitchy try to avoid though several people I work with have been doing a great job of smashing on my button/switch panel!
Anyway, I\'m trying to vary it up but to no avail! Hence, if someone would cough up those coordinates for the rock the good ones supposedly live under that would be great!
As for the bitch switch, it\'s usually off. I\'m really chill and laid back. I don\'t get bitchy unless you punch all my buttons at once really. Irritated sometimes, bitchy try to avoid though several people I work with have been doing a great job of smashing on my button/switch panel!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I still love ya Archy!!
Helpful tip for dating:
Don\'t be the new girl.
Nice guys like to get to know a new person before making a move. Shy ones will reconnoitre through friends to find out things before making a move.
If you just meet a guy, and he makes a move, he is either: Ding-Dong-Ditch (One Night Stand) or a Schmuck that knows you won\'t be available once you get to know him.
Hope that helps...
Helpful tip for dating:
Don\'t be the new girl.
Nice guys like to get to know a new person before making a move. Shy ones will reconnoitre through friends to find out things before making a move.
If you just meet a guy, and he makes a move, he is either: Ding-Dong-Ditch (One Night Stand) or a Schmuck that knows you won\'t be available once you get to know him.
Hope that helps...
Torn blue sky
New member
See, thats where I get screwed lol!
By the time you think you know them well enough, they\'re gone...where? Off with another schmuck! Schmuck schmuckity schmuck schmuck schmuck!
The Schm is prounounced \"f\" right???
Besides, theres the afore mentioned drawback of being too coy about it and generally being clueless. IF I got smashed I could prolly tell em lol But thats not really the way to go! I always been in the \"Come what may\" camp, if somethings going to be, it\'ll get there , one way or another
That said, I really do wish I was more open.
Kina deep eh?
By the time you think you know them well enough, they\'re gone...where? Off with another schmuck! Schmuck schmuckity schmuck schmuck schmuck!
The Schm is prounounced \"f\" right???
Besides, theres the afore mentioned drawback of being too coy about it and generally being clueless. IF I got smashed I could prolly tell em lol But thats not really the way to go! I always been in the \"Come what may\" camp, if somethings going to be, it\'ll get there , one way or another
That said, I really do wish I was more open.
Kina deep eh?
lizcam
New member
Here\'s another thing. I\'m no expert on dating to be sure (moved in with Mr C @ 20 and been with him ever since) but I\'ve watched enough of life to see that the good ones DO get snatched up fast, then they get chewed up and spat out. They then grow a REALLY thick skin and start moving into the Schmuck camp out of self defense.
Point here, catch \'em young and treat \'em right. If I ever leave MR C I\'m going to rob a cradle! :twisted:
Point here, catch \'em young and treat \'em right. If I ever leave MR C I\'m going to rob a cradle! :twisted:
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Don\'t forget the PC movement made some good guys wary of approaching a woman for fear of being accused of \"sexual harassment\".
Haven\'t seen a problem with a woman being straight forward about it.
Maybe you should go that route.
Get to know some people, and YOU make the move.
Then when it doesn\'t work, they can call YOU a schmuck.
lol just kidding lol
we don\'t call women schmucks....
the point is when it comes to dating, women have the advantage, and I am trying really hard to have sympathy for your plight.
I\'m one of those thick skins.
Not moving to the schmuck camp, just staying out of the arena.
Haven\'t seen a problem with a woman being straight forward about it.
Maybe you should go that route.
Get to know some people, and YOU make the move.
Then when it doesn\'t work, they can call YOU a schmuck.
lol just kidding lol
we don\'t call women schmucks....
the point is when it comes to dating, women have the advantage, and I am trying really hard to have sympathy for your plight.
I\'m one of those thick skins.
Not moving to the schmuck camp, just staying out of the arena.
Thunderhawker
New member
Originally posted by Margo
Divorced
You are a brave woman to have posted THAT.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Originally posted by Thunderhawker
Originally posted by Margo
Divorced
You are a brave woman to have posted THAT.
yeah that\'s like a schmuck dinner bell!!
PegaZus
Stealth Freak
Welcome to StarSchmucks! I\'m Tina, your barista.
Our special today is, like, a nice Ecuadorian with a good body to it. A little bitter, but if you add enough of our flavorful whipped creams its reaaally dreamy.
Unless, like, it gets mixed a bit with a skinny Brazilian. Then it gets cold, and you might as well get another one since the magic is gone.
Now, if you just get really frustrated, you could always import. I know that the day is coming when the kids\' mother is off shopping or something, and I\'ll finally pull out the catalog and screw with their heads. \"Look, see!? Its the catalog that Daddy picked Mommy from!\"
I know. I\'m an evil Daddy. :twisted:
Braveheart712
New member
Divorced for 8 years now, tired of all the dating BS, content to spend the rest of my life alone rather than have one more bad date or bad relationship.
@Margo - Sorry to hear that...
@Margo - Sorry to hear that...
Friar
Dorks for Orks
I dunno much bout dating never really did much of it and when I finally found the right person it was when I wasn\'t looking. Maybe taking some time and not thinkin worryin bout the dating situation will get ya to relax a bit and things are always easier goin when your relaxed.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Originally posted by vincegamer
You\'re not the only one:Originally posted by atacam
Hey I know you didn\'t ask for pics but i\'m proud
Our marriage may not be as \"fresh\" as it once was...lol
What did you DO to her?!