JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
No one else did it, so I opened the door....
Dungeon Room #69
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Rigged4Mini
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Grats! Probably a little warm but nice overall.
fieldarchy
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Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
No one else did it, so I opened the door....
You just had to go find room 69 didn\'t you! What was that you were saying about your tongue again?
Beyond the door, you see a stone-worked room, with lovely wall hangings
and a bearskin rug set before a grand hearth of marble. The ceiling is adorned
by multiple mirrors, for reasons best left unthought of in most circumstances.
A monstrously large California King bed stands in the northeast corner, canopied
by silk, with satin sheets, and rotating on a raised dais. Dozens of candles illuminate
the room warmly, complementing the fire nicely.
and a bearskin rug set before a grand hearth of marble. The ceiling is adorned
by multiple mirrors, for reasons best left unthought of in most circumstances.
A monstrously large California King bed stands in the northeast corner, canopied
by silk, with satin sheets, and rotating on a raised dais. Dozens of candles illuminate
the room warmly, complementing the fire nicely.
darthfoley
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The candles and fire go out.
You have been eaten by a grue.
You have been eaten by a grue.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
It\'s abit crowded, not that I expected any less, Hey, I have a Cali-king!! Not as big as you\'d think.
And I had a Hamster named Grue...LOL.
And I had a Hamster named Grue...LOL.
fieldarchy
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Don\'t touch the bed!!! It\'s probably enchanted with some sort of animation spell! I bet it will attack us if we go near it.
Let me skin down to my Chainmail bikini with thong bottom of +20 strength and + 1,000,203 AC bonus. Then I shall draw my Greatsword of Smiting and throw a rock at the bed to see if it animates!
Let me skin down to my Chainmail bikini with thong bottom of +20 strength and + 1,000,203 AC bonus. Then I shall draw my Greatsword of Smiting and throw a rock at the bed to see if it animates!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Take me now you Barbarian Goddess!!:kiss:
fieldarchy
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If I have energy left once I\'m done with some bloodshed
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Okay, I\'ll take you then....sound like a plan?
When you sleep in a double, a California King seems monstrous.... but, back to hijack-DMing the thread....
The bed itself fails to animate, but the satin sheets eat the rock in a manner that leaves nothing visible afterward of any foul play, save for a slightly sticky white stain.
The canopy silks lash out, entangling all within six feet, and the pillows flip upward, revealing glowing red eyes filled with lustful malevolence... or maybe malevolent lust...
The bearskin rug latches its teeth onto the nearest ankle (rolls die) and mud duck must make a fortitude save or lose his left foot...
If he makes his save, he has a really odd hickey to brag about, later.
The bed itself fails to animate, but the satin sheets eat the rock in a manner that leaves nothing visible afterward of any foul play, save for a slightly sticky white stain.
The canopy silks lash out, entangling all within six feet, and the pillows flip upward, revealing glowing red eyes filled with lustful malevolence... or maybe malevolent lust...
The bearskin rug latches its teeth onto the nearest ankle (rolls die) and mud duck must make a fortitude save or lose his left foot...
If he makes his save, he has a really odd hickey to brag about, later.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I\'ll handle this!! (rolls 2d6) as soon as I get up off of my face!!
wiccanpony
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fieldarchy
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Roll initiative everyone! <rolls d20> YES! I got a 19 plus my +51 initiative modifier! I go first. Now, since I\'m high enough in level I get 6 attacks in one round with my great sword and get to add strength and a half. I deal 456 points of damage to the bed!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I use my acrobatics to backflip onto the mantle and....wait a minute...we all just settled right in to Dungeon dweller mode...screw that!! I pull out my AR-15 and start popping off anything that isn\'t humanoid!!:flame:
fieldarchy
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no no no Jester keep it to fantasy theme otherwise the chainmail bikini goes away and you shall get Military Meg in Desert ACU\'s and boots!
Now which would you rather see?
Now which would you rather see?
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
hmm, tough chick near starkers in a chain mail thong...or rough chick in bdu\'s...hmmm
Tough call....
Um.....let me think about it.
Well, since none of my D&D characters ever make it past level 12 or so, I\'ll go with what I know....you can always show me your id tags later...
Plus this isn\'t real life, we only pretend, and I\'m pretending I would rather see you in clothes...lol
Tough call....
Um.....let me think about it.
Well, since none of my D&D characters ever make it past level 12 or so, I\'ll go with what I know....you can always show me your id tags later...
Plus this isn\'t real life, we only pretend, and I\'m pretending I would rather see you in clothes...lol
fieldarchy
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You never know you may prefer to see me in clothes . . . I mean I\'m cute with them on but man! These scales that I have growing are so hard to keep silky smooth. (name the movie I\'m referencing and get a kiss).
