Dungeon Room #69
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JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
no clue...
Sounds REALLY familiar, but I\'m at a loss.
Sounds REALLY familiar, but I\'m at a loss.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
page 4 paragraph 9.7
Ah... AR-15?... Wait...
That\'s on page 297....
Boots over bikinis?
Ok... wait.. Mud Duck made his save. But he\'s still stuck in the bear trap.... so to speak.
Fieldarchy is suffering from random transmogrification, and can not act.
But the bed has been destroyed by the obscene damage dealt. However, since
it was the sheets and canopy that were
attacking, the threat still exists.
Jester is immobilized due to indecision.
Same for Iono, who\'s just entered...
And the dungeon master declares that fieldarchy\'s clothing transmogrification comes
to an end with the chainmail thong and a pair of boots. No top. No sword.
The canopy lashes out and drags her onto the sheets for all to ogle.
That\'s on page 297....
Boots over bikinis?
Ok... wait.. Mud Duck made his save. But he\'s still stuck in the bear trap.... so to speak.
Fieldarchy is suffering from random transmogrification, and can not act.
But the bed has been destroyed by the obscene damage dealt. However, since
it was the sheets and canopy that were
attacking, the threat still exists.
Jester is immobilized due to indecision.
Same for Iono, who\'s just entered...
And the dungeon master declares that fieldarchy\'s clothing transmogrification comes
to an end with the chainmail thong and a pair of boots. No top. No sword.
The canopy lashes out and drags her onto the sheets for all to ogle.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I made my decision! (AR-15 is the civilian equivelant of an M16-a2 service rifle)
And I jump in to help Fieldarchy..
And I shoot out the speaker so that annoying narrator can no longer affect our once pleasant surroundings.
And I jump in to help Fieldarchy..
And I shoot out the speaker so that annoying narrator can no longer affect our once pleasant surroundings.
No Such Agency
New member
The grue attacks the abomination with a polearm made of sharpened polycarbonate (master crafted: +1 dmg).
Grues don\'t play well with others.
Grues don\'t play well with others.
beowulfthehunter
New member
I sit back and drink a potion of apathy...I just don\'t care.
Infidel Castro
New member
Now that is very funny lol
fieldarchy
New member
yes you did. It all started in the freak bar when I mentioned room 69
fieldarchy
New member
Bridget Jones\' Diary when she is at the dinner full of \"smug couples\" and they ask her why she isn\'t married yet she responds with, \"Oh I don\'t know our bodies being completely covered in scales doesn\'t help\" (or something along those lines).Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
no clue...
Sounds REALLY familiar, but I\'m at a loss.
Torn blue sky
New member
lol ...just lol!!!
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Ahh, Grasshopper (undave), that mop has been imbued with the essence of each mop boy that has previously wielded it. With the correct activation word, a host of sprits from the previos owners will appear and do your bidding.
Just be careful with the Bill one.... he is .... colorful.
Just be careful with the Bill one.... he is .... colorful.
fieldarchy
New member
Mop Boy CR 5
Alignment CN
age: 12
mop can be used as double weapon (like a quarterstaff)--base attack is +6/+1
AC=20
anything else you need to know?
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
The pillows shoot a ray from each eye. Jesterz fails his save and is polymorphed into a pussyOriginally posted by JesterzUSMC
I made my decision! (AR-15 is the civilian equivelant of an M16-a2 service rifle)
And I jump in to help Fieldarchy..
And I shoot out the speaker so that annoying narrator can no longer affect our once pleasant surroundings.
fieldarchy
New member
I hit the ground as I see Jester turned in to Rambo Kitty with his fierce lookin\' gun!
\"God damnit Jester! You need to beef up your saving throws! I can\'t have you turned into animals all the time.\"
\"God damnit Jester! You need to beef up your saving throws! I can\'t have you turned into animals all the time.\"
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Opening door to room 69, the Witch enters and wanders over to the bedside stand and picks up her Hunks of 2007 magazine.Pats the Cali-king bed and gives the satin sheets a kitty treat. Quick check in the ceiling mirrors to make sure hair is in place and walks over bear skin rug which purrs in delight.
She stops and frowns over all the bullet holes, makes note to have the Sherpas come and putty them in and finally walks out the door and heads toward the “Bar” for some refreshments and a nosh.
:twisted:
lol
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I\'m with her
