fresh blood, anyone?

Farin

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Ever wanted to feel like a vampire ( or just looking for the perfect Halloween drink ) ?


blood drink

the world\'s first synthetic blood beverage - according to the side it even got the right consistency and the same nutritional make up

personaly , i only got to questions: Will i look like David Boreanaz when i drink enough of that stuff , and second , do i run the risk of getting staked by some Buffy fanatic lol
 

Farin

New member
do i have no penis or life if i drink this stuff? the answer is yes to both.

boy, sombody is bitter - still trying to forget that Twilight Movie, aren´t we lol
 

Farin

New member
AAAAGHHH!!! WHY DID YOU BRING UP THAT MOVIE!!!!! AAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!

...because the second twilight movie is coming soon and i want you to prepare mentally for the hordes of teenage girsl running screaming to a cinema next to you :D
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by Farin

AAAAGHHH!!! WHY DID YOU BRING UP THAT MOVIE!!!!! AAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!

...because the second twilight movie is coming soon and i want you to prepare mentally for the hordes of teenage girsl running screaming to a cinema next to you :D

and you see a problem with that? :twisted:
 

Farin

New member
Uber, today i hate to spend 30 minutes in a train next to some 13 -14 year old girls gossiping - at one point i considered jumping out if the train . It would have been less painfull then listening to them, talking about music. ( Who the Hell is Lady Gaga ??? )

So yes i do have a problem with hordes of teenage girls - ever since i first heard the word boyband :rolleyes:

but back to topic, i would actually give the stuff a try - might be nice for a good prank if it really looks that real
 

Ritual

New member
Originally posted by Farin
So yes i do have a problem with hordes of teenage girls - ever since i first heard the word boyband :rolleyes:
Then it\'s better if they\'re all at the cinema. Gives you a pause for some two hours. :]
 

Niall

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Oh god! I remember when men were men, females were females and vampires were scary.

I can just picture the young teens pretending to sparkle while drinking this stuff :(

EDIT: I take that back actually. having never read the book or seen Twighlight I cannot say that those vampires even drank blood!
 

hestan101

New member
Originally posted by Ritual
Originally posted by Farin
So yes i do have a problem with hordes of teenage girls - ever since i first heard the word boyband :rolleyes:
Then it\'s better if they\'re all at the cinema. Gives you a pause for some two hours. :]

You\'d think that, but just wait till you go to see something with less than a 15 cert. the new one will come on in the adverts, and the whole thing may as well be some one screaming \"Ladies and gentleman, lets all go wild and crazy for genric boyband actor #483!\" then, i kid you not, people actually applaud when it finishes
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: is it low-cal

:eek: I won\'t get the runs?, remember those chips fried in that low fat grease

:twisted: neck nibbling should be an Olympic sport

:drunk: bring back Anne Rice
 

mud duck

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I wonder if it will stain your teeth like real blood?



Tom Cruise in frills and lace is just your thing there Ms. Pony?
 

Sand Rat

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MEH!!

Posers. I long for the days when men were men, women were women, and we went after vampires with a flame thrower.

And Anne Rice has a lot to answer for with her starting the whole gothic angsty vampire trend.
 

Tsinatas

New member
I find it amusing how little people really know/understand about some things. \"Gothic angsty vampire trend\"......well, you are certainly entitled to your thoughts/opinions.
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
I\'m with Steelcult. The vampire thingy brought about that group of people who I see whining abot how nobody understands them, or likes them, \'cause they\'re different.

Ugh.

At least now they have a drink they can sip together while being unique, brooding, and misunderstood.
 

Farin

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:( EDIT: I take that back actually. having never read the book or seen Twighlight I cannot say that those vampires even drank blood!

When i first saw the book at amazon.com, and didn´t know what it was about , i read that the vampires do drink blood - the good vamps just drink animal blood , which aparently makes them vegetarian. At that point i had a


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@Occultist:

you do have to admit that there seem to be plenty of ( mostly young and female ) people who seem to like that stuff and buy it , no matter how poorly written it is.

Scott and Steelcult do have a point, that instead of the original vampire myth we now get the whitwashed, teen approved version , of the misunderstood loner who´s longing for the right girl.
 

Tsinatas

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Oh I completely agree with that, Farin. It\'s disgusting.
It\'s just sad that people read those books and then start placing stereotypes on those of us who happen to live the Vampire lifestyle. Yes, there are alot of people, mostly teens/young adults who almost wholly do it for the attention it gets them, but there are people like me, for example, who see Vampirism as far more than just a fad or passing craze. A Vampire is just what I am. It\'s my spirituality. Yes, I drink blood on occasion, but I am mostly a Psi Vamp. Vampirism has a serious and proud community stretching all over the world.
 

falela

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Originally posted by Occultist
Oh I completely agree with that, Farin. It\'s disgusting.
It\'s just sad that people read those books and then start placing stereotypes on those of us who happen to live the Vampire lifestyle. Yes, there are alot of people, mostly teens/young adults who almost wholly do it for the attention it gets them, but there are people like me, for example, who see Vampirism as far more than just a fad or passing craze. A Vampire is just what I am. It\'s my spirituality. Yes, I drink blood on occasion, but I am mostly a Psi Vamp. Vampirism has a serious and proud community stretching all over the world.

eh! you\'ve lost me there, mate ???
vampire lifestyle?? spirituality?? (not being sarcastic, I have no idea there is actually such thing)
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D Tom Cruise ..nope now Adrian Paul in fangs, frills, lace or just bare naked ........... yummy

I’ve seen and met some very nice Goths, I think it’s the weekend wannabes that can give it a bad name and what the hell do those teens know about the life style. It’s bad enough when they decide to get into Witchcraft from watching movies and tv shows.

yep, there is a vampire lifestyle and as with anything you have nice and jerk side-by-side.

Thank your stars that you have never meet a PSI Vampire on the hunt, they do exist and they are just now doing some scientific research on it. These are people who can really suck the joy out of life.:eek:
 
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