Funny thing happened this morning...

[solaria2k]

Couple of little ones...

I had a rabbit back when I was a kid, a female one I lovingly dubbed Bobby.
Anyhoo... My cat, Victoria had a habit of sleeping in the rabbit run, until the day Bobby decided she was going to hump her.
I dont think I\'ve seen a more surprised pair of eyes on a cat since...

Bobby also used to be harrassed by the next door neighbours 2 boisterous Tom cats, so she cleverly dug a burrow down one side of her hutch, all the way underneath and up the other side.
This way, whenever the Toms chased her, she ran down the burrow, the Tom would stick his head in after, waiting for her to reappear.
Then she would come careening out the other side, nip round and run right between the Tom\'s legs. and back down the hole.
Would usually get a 6 foot vertical take-off every single time.

 

[wereweevil]

I have a cat who I inherited from my mother when it was still a kitten (6 months old anyway) and it has an unusual trait...

it is mute.

yes, that\'s right, it is unable to meow...

it MIMES meowing really well, and purrs louder than a lawnmower, but trying to extract sound from it in any other way is impossible.

I still find it amusing when I come home and it is sitting on the porch miming at me

 

[Ghaffasa]

lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

 

[Nelson]

Originally posted by Gin1906

My Sister in law had a black lab named Luke, Luke was a failed drug dog, he liked cocaine.....Luke, he liked to fetch Rocks... all kinds of rocks, big rocks little rocks... and lucky for him one whole section of the back yard was rocks.. he would go find a rock bring it over drop it at my feet, and wait for me to kick, I would kick the rock into the million of other rock.. dumb dog runs out there searches until he found the same rock, bring it back... waits over and over and over...

Makes sense, though. He liked cocaine, so it stands to reason he\'d like \"rocks,\" eh?

Eh?

Oohh, I\'m ashamed.....

If someone wants to funnify that, go right ahead.

@Everyone: Each and every story has been comedy gold!

 

[Gin1906]

Nelson, You are a sick sick boy! lollollol
I knew I liked you right away
Gin

 

[Mentor]

I have a story to add. Our cat (Brynn) is extremely talkative, and she always responds when she is spoken to (usually just with variations of \'meow\'). However, as is the case with most pets, there are a few special words that elicit specific responses from her. She responds to her name, to variations of the word \'food,\' and (I believe this is unique to Brynn) to the word \'paunch.\'

This last one came about because Brynn has always been an indoor cat with no feline companions, and she\'s fond of food; hence, she quickly developed a free-hanging belly. I\'ve always teased her about this, specifically by periodically poking her belly while saying \'paunch paunch paunch ...\' She\'s learned to associate the word \'paunch\' with a potential prodding, so that when she hears it now, she lays down flat and covers her belly. It\'s damn funny.

Cheers,

Mentor

 

[QuietiManes]

Hm, if I ever poked my cat in the gut I\'d lose an arm up to the elbow. All my funny animal stories involve alot of pain for someone. Maybe my pets need to be drugged or something.

 

[RedDawn]

Another funny story

Had a friend who went to college in Boston and belonged to the SCA (Soc. for Creative Anach.) up there. He rented a room in a big house with lots of other people. One of those people had a cat that he was always kicking out of his room because he\'s allergic.

One weekend in the summer he goes to a SCA tournament with all his armour, etc. Puts on his gambeson, then his armour, and walks onto the tourney field and starts his battle. Something starts to smell. After sweating profusely throughout the battle he finally gets finished and gets undressed and finds out that the cat peed in the gambeson and it stinks!!

Unfortunately, he\'s got another battle to fight so he has to put the darn thing back on later in the day. lol