German translation needed...

[finn17]

Heh...I am in dispute with a German internet retailer who is being a bit \'arsey\' in my opinion

I have finally got through to the \'head honcho\' after loads of pointless emails and I would just love to be able to \'knock his socks off\' by being able to speak to him in his own language.

Any volunteers gratefully received You can either do it for love or I will happily post a mini or three to anyone who volunteers

Ta very muchly

 

[Ritual]

Didn\'t you have an ace translation software? :]

 

[finn17]

LOL!

I do indeed have an ace translation software package...

But he thinks I am knobhead already so I\'d better not use it

Ich bin ein Berliner etc...:bouncy:

 

[finn17]

Cmon you bastards!!!!!

What do I have to do???

 

[Sakura]

Oh, I\'ll do it.

 

[finn17]

You are an angel of the highest order

I\'ll happily have your puppies

 

[Sakura]

Was that an insult?
Besides, Mosch would be mightily unhappy.

 

[finn17]

Insult???

You jest surely.

Mosch and yourself are part of the \'iconage\' that is CMON\'.

I can\'t believe that you\'d think I\'d insult you in any way, shape or form??? Where does that come from???

 

[Sakura]

Oh forget it.
But the Puppy- thing might imply that I\'m a bitch, you know. Not that you would ever mean it that way.

 

[finn17]

LOL+

Only you could do this job!! Puppies etc???

Contact me at: steveapted@aol.com and we\'ll do a deal

Steve

 

[Mosch]

.... so you bought fluffy puppies or what?

On the off chance I\'m needed, I\'m here to be used for translation... might be a good thing too seeing how sakura speaks an english that\'s a bit worse than mine - on the other hand, I tend to constantly confuse English and German

 

[Sakura]

So what if I speak it worse, I can read it just as well as you. And translations should be no problem

 

[Mosch]

I\'m just bored as hell and can\'t sleep.

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Tee hee.

But, Finn, if you\'re really gonna flame the guy, make sure and post the German version so us Germs can have a laugh, will ya?

...Not that you\'d ever do something like flaming some bellends, of course

 

[Infidel Castro]

What is bellend in German by the way? I bet it\'s a good one lol

 

[supervike]

um...I may be a bit rusty on this....

Originally posted by reverend
What is bellend in German by the way? I bet it\'s a good one lol

Weinerschnitzel?

 

[finn17]

Me? Never! ever..well maybe...

Originally posted by Godlikebuthumble...Not that you\'d ever do something like flaming some bellends, of course

I are innocent:innocent:

Okay...I\'ll spill the beans...I placed an order with a German company called \'Thomman\'. It was a relatively small order I felt...about 600E??? I gave them all the usual security details, but then they demanded a scan of my credit card???

Sounds fishy to me and, unlike most of my countrymen, I would really like to make the effort to respond in their own language...even if it is through cheating by using Sakura as an interpreter....

(Sakura, you are an absolute angel and I worship at your altar. With Mosh\'s permission of course... )

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Ooohkaaayyy...

I guess it says something about me that my initial reaction wasn\'t \"Was zum Geier wollen die Volldeppen mit \'nem Bild von deiner Karte?\" but \"WTF do the bellends want a pic of your card for?\" Honestly, is there anything up there that would help them? ID, allright, but CC? ??? Since I never heard of those guys, maybe they themselves aren\'t that sure of procedure, since Germany generally ain\'t that big on paying by CC...

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Godlikebuthumble
\"Was zum Geier wollen die Volldeppen mit \'nem Bild von deiner Karte?\"

So, \"bellends\" is \"Volldeppen\" in German?

 

[Klute]

Scan of your card.........I smell haddock.

How many times have you used the plastic Steve and how many times have you been asked for a scan.?