gi joe the movie

Undave

Flockwit
Well he did occasionally take it off when he was trying to be ingognito etc. I remember one issue of the comic where he was traveling by air and he had it in a metal case and got asked what it was at customs. Maybe he takes it off for business meetings as it would probably freak out investors a bit. Hopefully he will wear it at some point in the film.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:p a \"doll\" is still a \"doll\"... be it GI Joe or Barbie



.... running for shelter bahahahahahah lollollol
 

jahminis

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so is this movie gonna have everyone runnin\' around like madmen, shootin\' a hail of lasers that never kill anyone???

cheers
jah
 

Bengoodall

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Sounds like a normal day at the office for any imperial guardsman....

But its just another case of someone raping our lovingly held memories of youth.
 

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by jahminis
so is this movie gonna have everyone runnin\' around like madmen, shootin\' a hail of lasers that never kill anyone???

cheers
jah
No that would be the A-Team movie, Oh sorry you said lasers.:D
 

COG

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Looks ok and as ray parker is snake eyes i have hope for some kickass scenes. (thank gawd snake eyes cant talk as ray parker sounds like mike tyson)
although storm shadow looks like a blind guy in a white moo moo(as blind swordsmen are cool he isnt) lol and a wayans brother is in ...:cry:...actually a wayans brother in the movie could be a good thing (a super cheese movie that knows its a super cheese movie isnt a bad thing) or he could be a chris rock to jackie chan (comedic side kick) and ruin the whole thing)
bah ill watch it cause im dumb for 80s crap brought to life (ie speed racer, transformers and *enter comic character here*)

:rolleyes:
 

darthfoley

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Ray Park is about the only redeeming thing this movie might have to offer. I\'ll rent the DVD from Netflix and jump just to his fight scenes, then \'lose\' it and burn the damned thing as a form of protest.

;)
 

mud duck

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I wonder if Cobra is even going to be in this movie? I see Destro, whos not really Cobra, the Baroness (need thicker black glasses!) and Stormshadow both, from the pictures with no Cobra logos that I see. Hummmmm. I wonder.???
 

Zora

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Originally posted by darthfoley
Ray Park is about the only redeeming thing this movie might have to offer. I\'ll rent the DVD from Netflix and jump just to his fight scenes, then \'lose\' it and burn the damned thing as a form of protest.

;)

Hey now! Christopher Eccleston is a great actor...
 

darthfoley

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Originally posted by mud duck
I wonder if Cobra is even going to be in this movie? I see Destro, whos not really Cobra, the Baroness (need thicker black glasses!) and Stormshadow both, from the pictures with no Cobra logos that I see. Hummmmm. I wonder.???

Not really anything to wonder about.

The COBRA organization will be in the movie in some form, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt (sp?) is cast as COBRA Commander. This is (to put it kindly) a reboot of the 80\'s Joe mythology, so while the things you might remember will be there, don\'t expect them to be WHAT you remember.

Which is the main reason I want nothing to do with it. :)

Originally posted by Zora
Hey now! Christopher Eccleston is a great actor...

I dunno about \'great\', although I certainly don\'t dislike him. However, \'guy in a black suit\' does not say Destro to me.

It\'s better casting than Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, certainly. ;)
 

COG

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Originally posted by darthfoley


It\'s better casting than Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, certainly. ;)
in jest i hope
and yeah ray park (added a er dunno why)
although the zartan being played by Arnold Vosloo should be cool too
on a knifes edge.
one can hope they dont screw this up
all we need id uwe bol to direct or produce or give his blessing for this to suck big time.lol
 

darthfoley

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Originally posted by COG
Originally posted by darthfoley
It\'s better casting than Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, certainly. ;)
in jest i hope


Mmmm, no, not in jest. Marlon Wayans plays Ripcord.


ripcord.jpg


This guy. Marlon Wayans. :)

And I won\'t go into spoilers and all that, but let\'s just say that it bears little resemblence to the 80\'s GI Joe that it\'s \'based\' on.
 

COG

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Originally posted by darthfoley



Mmmm, no, not in jest. Marlon Wayans plays Ripcord.


ripcord.jpg


This guy. Marlon Wayans. :)

And I won\'t go into spoilers and all that, but let\'s just say that it bears little resemblence to the 80\'s GI Joe that it\'s \'based\' on.


:eek::eek:lollol
AHHH
i read that the wrong way the first time thank you for clearing things up.
well dont ruin it but maybe it will get serious when they come out with the sequel. you know and kill off crazy legs and battleforce 2000 hahaha

although if imdb sez the actor for cobra commander is Joseph Gordon-Levitt maybe theyll make cobra commander look like dark helmet. and itll be funny :rolleyes:
 

MPJ

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I grew up with the \'big Joes\' (12\") in the 70s. My younger brother however was quite into the smaller ones with the TV spinoff so I am fairly familiar with those too. I must admit to having a degree of excitement when I saw the title of the thread and the link. My excitement was diminished somewhat with the link itself but I\'ll still be making an effort to see this one in the theatre, failing that I\'ll likely buy it on DVD.

We can\'t make all movies today to be just like the \'whatever it is we are copying\' of our childhood. Things get updated and modified, often to the betterment of the action/story/whatever.
 

darthfoley

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Originally posted by MPJ
Things get updated and modified, often to the betterment of the action/story/whatever.

I wouldn\'t say \'often\', but I suppose it sometimes happens (the LOTR movies certainly took liberties with the story, for example, but were still very well done).

I definitely don\'t think this is going to be one of those cases. :)
 

No Such Agency

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Is there a character in this who DOESN\'T wear black leather? I mean, the outfits some of the toy characters wear would look ridiculous:
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but still... maybe an actual military look wouldn\'t have been out of place?

800px-Chilean_Special_Forces_060-1.jpg
 

darthfoley

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Well, I don\'t think that it needs to be a \'reality\' based uniform design necessarily, most of the old figures that this movie is based on certainly wear things that wouldn\'t be wise on the battlefield.

But, when everybody wears black, it tends to take away from the uniqueness of a character like Snake-Eyes...not to mention the changes to the character of Snake-Eyes in the first place.

The fact that they actually \'hid\' the text GI JOR *in* the camouflage pattern is kinda sad, though.

TBH if this movie wasn\'t called GI Joe I might be interested in it...but slapping that name on it simply for recognition\'s sake irks the bejeezus out of me.
 

MPJ

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As I recall, General Patton designed a uniform for his Tank officers/crew. It\'s primary features were purple leather \'suit\' and a gold helmet. :drunk:

Of course it was never used by the army. :drunk:
 
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