Here we are....

[ScottRadom]

Yeah maybe but Ben Johnson seemed a nice guy in public. Course there was that small thingy that caused all the fuss...

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Undave
The mens bathroom is always backing up. For safetys sake we fitted it with a little voice that says \"Warning: this toilet is reversing. Warning: this toilet is reversing.\"lol

Actually, once you get to 12,000+ posts, you get a personal GOLDEN toilet. It is so damn nice! It\'s got one of those things that squirt water up your butt. I\'m classy that way.

Plus, I\'ve heard rumors that at 13,000 posts, I\'ll be granted a GOLDEN SHOWER....they all snickered when they said it, I\'m not sure what was up with that.

 

[ScottRadom]

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Undave
The mens bathroom is always backing up. For safetys sake we fitted it with a little voice that says \"Warning: this toilet is reversing. Warning: this toilet is reversing.\"lol

Actually, once you get to 12,000+ posts, you get a personal GOLDEN toilet. It is so damn nice! It\'s got one of those things that squirt water up your butt. I\'m classy that way.

Plus, I\'ve heard rumors that at 13,000 posts, I\'ll be granted a GOLDEN SHOWER....they all snickered when they said it, I\'m not sure what was up with that.

Oh man! Is that my new job too?

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Originally posted by ScottRadom
Yeah maybe but Ben Johnson seemed a nice guy in public. Course there was that small thingy that caused all the fuss...

If you asked him, he\'d say that it\'s only a myth that steroid use shrinks your winky.

I\'ll give you all a minute to get that one....

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by supervike
That sure didn\'t take long for you to freak.


You really are a wordy #$#%#@!

pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot

 

[ScottRadom]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by supervike
That sure didn\'t take long for you to freak.


You really are a wordy #$#%#@!

pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot

Stay away from pot kids!

The more you know.....

-This post brought to you by Scott for a better tomorrow. Droppin\' rainbows of knowledge on kids since \'76, yo.

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted:magic brownies anyone and “those” sugar cubes are over by the Mad Hatter Tea Service

 

[airhead]

about time:

Freakin\' Freak Key Machine.....
Found it over at the coast. Seems they were starting a controlled burn and the key machine wanted to go help the help them throw incendiaries out of the helecoptor....

Don\'t tell anyone, but I think the key machine has a crush on that bell jet ranger....


Finally got it home and all it wanted was chocolate and roses... but Scott is a butcher....

 

[ScottRadom]

Thanks amigo! I feel honored and enlightened! Now what does that key get me? Can I get into the \"mods only\" areas and start effecting real Obama like changes?

Can I use my new key/power to delete all the evils from the forum?

Here\'s hoping!

 

[airhead]

Nothing quite that grand. The key gets you into the Freaks Only Executive Restroom. (Loo for those English Challenged)....
Beat the heck out of the alley or the potted ferns.