hey baby!

[Trevor]

but my biological instincts are not amused.

lol

Whoever designed sex and love really screwed it up.

\"So let me get this straight, when I fall in love with someone I will still be sexually attracted to other people? And the \'brain in my groin\' has the power to take full control of and disengage higher brain functions? Genius...\"

I\'ve managed 2 relationships where (as far as I know) neither of us cheated. In the others we\'ve manged pretty much all combinations of cheating. So from rather too much experience I can categorically state it wrecks relationships.

On a related note, did you know that women are biologically programmed to find one man to settle with as a provider, then go off and find the men with the best genes and make babies, this explains the rather surprisingly large number of children for whom \"Dad\" is not biologically related...

I think we all know what men are programmed to do...

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by DaN
You mean women actually ask you out...???

I didn\'t think that happened

Hey DaN, wanna go out? :bouncy: lol

run dude, she\'s married!!!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by freakinacage

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by DaN
You mean women actually ask you out...???

I didn\'t think that happened

Hey DaN, wanna go out? :bouncy: lol

run dude, she\'s married!!!

I\'m also old enough to be his mother.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'m also old enough to be his mother.

Not Mine. I do love older women.

So wouldn\'t married male plus a married female cancel each other out?lol

I actually knew a woman who truly believed that because she was sleeping with other women she was not cheating on her husband.:no:
Around here that\'s known as \"Whore Logic\".

 

[leopardpixie]

I like this alot. Men just done have enough blood to think with 2 brains to quote AH...
Men really suck on that part... to many lost tears on that part.

Originally posted by Onis Lair
I thought of several things to say and tossed each aside instead of saying them. Bottom line you made the choice, live and deal with it. However personally if you think turning down a one night stand in order to stay faithful to your wife was a wrong choice. Sounds to me like you really don\'t need to be married. But then again, what would i know... other then i have been with my fiance for 7 years and known her for 10 years and could never see myself cheating on her no matter what who might offer me a one nighter.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
I like this alot. Men just done have enough blood to think with 2 brains to quote AH...
Men really suck on that part... to many lost tears on that part.

No, Darlin\', you\'re mistaking Men with overgrown boys.
It\'s more a state of mind than physical age.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Not Mine. I do love older women.

You forgot the rules to my relationship.....the 3rd one.....no crazy people!

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Not Mine. I do love older women.

You forgot the rules to my relationship.....the 3rd one.....no crazy people!

aww...Crazy people make the best lovers, they\'re usually committed.lol

edit: Speaking of crazy. At my fathers funeral, an ex-girlfriend showed up, because she said she liked my father. (I didn\'t have the heart to tell her my father hated her.)
So while trying to be cool, and also because at one time me and this girl were friends, I asked her how she was doing.
\"Oh, well, I had a nervous breakdown after we broke up.\"
\"Nice, thanks for kicking me when I\'m down.\" I thought.
She then asked if I was seeing anyone and if I wanted to go out sometime.
When she saw my finance\'s engagement ring, she started freaking out, and had to leave.
At my father\'s funeral.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
aww...Crazy people make the best lovers, they\'re usually committed.lol

Yes, but they also have the most baggage. And it\'s usually odd, dangerous baggage. Like sharp knives, blow torches and power tools. Sorry, but I LIKE my limbs.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Evil Dave
aww...Crazy people make the best lovers, they\'re usually committed.lol

Yes, but they also have the most baggage. And it\'s usually odd, dangerous baggage. Like sharp knives, blow torches and power tools. Sorry, but I LIKE my limbs.

That just sounds kinky to me.lol

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Heh. Reminds me of the one:
\"What\'s the difference between exotic and kinky? Exotic: Using a feather in bed. Kinky: ...While the chicken is still attached.\"

But honestly: All that \"Men are not meant to be monogamous\" crap is utter bollocks. If you gonna claim to be what people call a \"reason\"able person, act accordingly. If you\'re gonna screw anything that moves, have the decency and stay the hell out ouf any kind of commitment. But this tired old chestnut is just a way of excusing \"I\'ll only be with you as long as noone else will take me...\" Always gets me.

Now I\'m not a white sheet on this one, and I\'m not proud of it. I\'ve done wrong things, and while they seemed justifiable at the time, they really weren\'t. Now I\'m giving it my all to never slip with my current SO. Looking good so far.

 

[Avelorn]

What is natural and what is not? That is hardly a good basis to set moral guidelines imo. Generally it is an argument only brought up when there is an issue where the supposed \"normality\" is in line with our own opinion/rationalisation* in one matter, while no one would ever seriously try to live by it as a general guideline.

I can of course give arguments why it\'s best from an evolutionary standpoint to be in stable couples as well just to be a hypocrite. I mean in the end we are not made like this to spread our genes.. we are made like this because that\'s the variation of us that survived. Two quite opposite things.

[size=-2]*my favourite word atm hehe[/size]

 

[Swordwind]

Originally posted by Evil Dave

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Evil Dave
aww...Crazy people make the best lovers, they\'re usually committed.lol

Yes, but they also have the most baggage. And it\'s usually odd, dangerous baggage. Like sharp knives, blow torches and power tools. Sorry, but I LIKE my limbs.

That just sounds kinky to me.lol

Read book six of the Walking Dead series :|~

 

[Torn blue sky]

Being cheated on is the worst thing..ever. I thought I would learn after the first time, but trouble is you never see it coming.
If anything else think about how your other half would feel, it HURTS! like a bitch.
And yes guess what happened later? They called me telling what a biiig mistake they made...Damn right they did, now they just have to live with it HAH!
Having said that, i\'m quite happily in love Happy ending, beers for all :beer:

 

[spazzy]

Ack!! Who looks for a date at a funeral? How does one get that desperate?

Hey, so I know your pop just kicked the bucket, but how\'s about you and me get together, huh? :kiss: Good grief.

My husband and I have been married almost 10 years now, and whenever somebody gives hubby the eye, he comes home and tells me all about it. A lot of times it just equals a good laugh. Same goes when somebody hits on me. We enjoy the fact that other people find us attractive enough to flirt with, and take it as flattery and move on. The idea of cheating is totally foreign, but it\'s nice to know that I still turn a few heads.