I hate it when Germany plays. And wins.
Why? Because those idiots around here need to show their approval by a) generating as much noise as possible, preferably using an airhorn or failing that something that sounds like a damn air raid siren and b) random vandalism. This includes kicking off car mirrors in joy, gleefully smashing anything people were stupid enough to leave outside or triumphantly, with tears of joy in the eyes, randomly attacking people. Also it seems that, to participate in these wholesome activities, you need to be roaring drunk and screech \"GERMANYYYY!!!!!!\" at the top of your lungs every three seconds. Preferably somewhen around midnight.
God, I hate football.