Now that\'s interesting. The old joke my father and my uncle used to make when they wanted to go out to a topless bar was \"We have to check the pressure on the tires.\" So now the new excuse will be \"Honey, we have to wash the car.\"
\"But you washed it yesterday!\"
\"Well blame the birds.\"
\"What birds?\"
\"Boobies.\"
\"Boobies?\"
\"Yes, those blue footed boobies.\"