I need to get my car washed

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: oh....great Idea for the Freak Bar

wonder what a \"Hand Wax Job\" would cost....... get your minds out of the gutter, I\'m talking car.:twisted:lol
 

farseerlum

New member
the irony is that since we are in the worst drought on record it\'s about the only way to get our cars washed. :rolleyes:

thats what i tell the missus anyway.
 

tzor

New member
Originally posted by vincegamer
I wonder how much it would cost to ship it to Australia for a wash.

Now that\'s interesting. The old joke my father and my uncle used to make when they wanted to go out to a topless bar was \"We have to check the pressure on the tires.\" So now the new excuse will be \"Honey, we have to wash the car.\"

\"But you washed it yesterday!\"
\"Well blame the birds.\"
\"What birds?\"
\"Boobies.\"
\"Boobies?\"
\"Yes, those blue footed boobies.\"
 

Trevor

Brushlicker and Freak!
Apparently, they had some trouble with laws about prostitution or something, but the company made all the girls shareholders so they got round it.
 

frenchkid

New member
I\'m back from the beach and my car definetly needs a wash.... Now why can\'t I find one of these around here ??? :p
 
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