its 9:30 and my day sucks! cheer me up

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uberdark

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kids are being atrocious. parents are calling in irate, and everything seems to be breaking in my classroom today.

please tell me a funny joke or amusing story....

and nothing about dead hookers behind your home in the trash can. hehe.

have a good one mateys.
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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If you want a laugh, imagine all those people who are getting on your nerves as naked. No, wait, that only works for adults. With kids it\'s just wrong! :eek:
 
airhead

airhead

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Originally posted by uberdark
...please tell me a funny joke or amusing story....
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It is Friday and you have two days off to grade papers and read reports..

You could give them a pop quiz.
(now that is funny)
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

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Originally posted by reverend
If you want a laugh, imagine all those people who are getting on your nerves as naked. No, wait, that only works for adults. With kids it\'s just wrong! :eek:
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Just imagine them all as chimpanzees instead. Be mindful of the poo.
Originally posted by airhead
You could give them a pop quiz.
(now that is funny)
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Ooo! Ooo! I vote for this one!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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I\'ll take the vikey aproach to cheering you up...........










BOOBIES!!!!!




I like the pop quiz idea too. ;)
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by Dragon Forge Design
Might this be Karma for all your \"HA! I don\'t have to work for 3 months during the summer posts\" lol
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Kick them in the face!

-Matt

fine jeff i guess you got me on that one. hehe. kicking 2nd graders in the face is fun though.

yep i just have to keep telling myself its only 7 1/2 more months till summer.

7 agonizingly long months.

forget that.....i\'m just gonna kick them.

lol
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll take the vikey aproach to cheering you up...........










BOOBIES!!!!!




I like the pop quiz idea too. ;)
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liz

i dont have to worry about those....i got some of those last night... :twisted: and the night before :twisted::twisted: and the day before that....:twisted::twisted::twisted:

and considering the wife is packing some big \"guns\" in her shirt i am quite happy with that.

so yep.....boobs=awesome.

:cool::twisted::cool:
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by uberdark

liz

i dont have to worry about those....i got some of those last night... :twisted: and the night before :twisted::twisted: and the day before that....:twisted::twisted::twisted:

and considering the wife is packing some big \"guns\" in her shirt i am quite happy with that.

so yep.....boobs=awesome.

:cool::twisted::cool:
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But it made you smile and that was the point. :D
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
boobies.jpg
 
Shawn R. L.

Shawn R. L.

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There\'s a new type of bees discovered that instead of producing honey, they produce milk!! Boo Bee\'s!!

How about inventing Childrens Chewable Quaaludes?? \"OK kiddies!! Let\'s play the night-night game!!\"lol
 
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uberdark

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AN UPDATE!!!!!!

well the day got worse as well. a fight in class, then a student lifted my wallet after school. he got caught trying to use it at mcdonalds. an old student of mine knew who i was and caught him. apparently he had already been to target and used it. LITTLE F-ING BASTARD!! needless to say he aint comin\' back to my class for a while. so now i plan on pressing charges and all that. tell me its gonna get better.

btw: he opened my desk when i wasnt looking. i took it out earlier because it kept falling out of my pocket. must have seen me do it.

so anyhow......GRRRRRRRRR......

:flame:
 
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