I’ve had it! You shall rue the day you touch my food!
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freakinacage
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lol please tell us what happened
cfwheeler58
Member
What the hell is wrong with us ?
I woke up this morning, I\'m eating breakfast and I thought \" I wonder if he got him ?\"
Waiting to hear also.....
I woke up this morning, I\'m eating breakfast and I thought \" I wonder if he got him ?\"
Waiting to hear also.....
Yes yes! After action report, please! :twisted:
Had a similar situation at my job with (of all things) coffee creamer. I emptied most of a container and refilled it with water....and a lot of salt (there was just enough creamer to \"color\" the salty water\"). The creamer thefts dropped dramatically for almost 2 years!
Had a similar situation at my job with (of all things) coffee creamer. I emptied most of a container and refilled it with water....and a lot of salt (there was just enough creamer to \"color\" the salty water\"). The creamer thefts dropped dramatically for almost 2 years!
freakinacage
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and it involves laxatives!
Monkfish44
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weeeellllll... what happenned!?!
Legacy Account
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You don\'t need to put laxatives in food to give someone the shits. You don\'t need to put poisons in there to poison them either!
Just build your sandwich out of some rancid meat, or wipe the lettuce on a piece of raw chicken. Faecal bacteria works well too. It then becomes a simple bout of (extreme) food-poisoning....
Just build your sandwich out of some rancid meat, or wipe the lettuce on a piece of raw chicken. Faecal bacteria works well too. It then becomes a simple bout of (extreme) food-poisoning....
redarmy27
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Results of “Operation Internal Inferno”
Well it took a little over a day before the “golden boy” touched my food and he did so without thinking that anything was up. Before I carried out my little scheme, I decided to place jalapeño sauce in a small edible “packet” embedded into a good looking sandwich instead of a laxative. While a laxative would have been pretty funny, I had a last minute thought of possible medical concerns. The jalapeno sauce was hotter than heck, and you’d have to be crazy to ever venture to eat something this hot.
So I made the sandwich, put it in the red bag and waited at work. Sure enough the little moron took it almost gleefully in front of my face as my shift was ending and his was beginning. I did protest a bit, telling him I’ll have him removed if he didn’t stop and he said “Try me.” So I just huffed and walked away trying not to laugh.
I’m not sure when he ate it or if anyone was around, but apparently something spectacular happened. He had a bad habit of eating in his work truck, you’re not supposed to due to some equipment concerns, but he did and he tried to deny it. How do we know he did? There was a large pool of vomit all over the dash! This indicated to me that he must not have bit into the packet of sauce, but actually swallowed it whole!
Oh what a rollercoaster ride his gut must have been on. There were some unmentionable hints all around the office and the garage bathroom of the evening events, but I’ll spare you the details; I’m pretty sure you can guess what was going on. It was if someone inside him had yelled “Fire drill! Both exits, no waiting!”
What happened to me? Nothing. I filled out a harassment notice against the moron because of his constant thievery of my food and how it posed a health risk because of my medical condition, hypoglycemia. He did try to get me in trouble painting a picture, besides the pretty deposits of “backup” all over the place, that I was a horrible and insensitive person and that I trapped him and forced him to eat a sandwich that was spiked with something. His uncle, a council-man/ board member, tried to file action at me but on what grounds? There was none. All around the office I’m known to have a love for spicy food, so how could I be in trouble for a spicy sandwich? He was laughed at, there wasn’t any proof and from that grounds, what was his precious nephew doing eating my food?
The idiot was fired today under thievery of different levels and health endangerment. Let’s see him get a job after this. This will leave a stain or more than one kind on him for any future job experiences.
Well it took a little over a day before the “golden boy” touched my food and he did so without thinking that anything was up. Before I carried out my little scheme, I decided to place jalapeño sauce in a small edible “packet” embedded into a good looking sandwich instead of a laxative. While a laxative would have been pretty funny, I had a last minute thought of possible medical concerns. The jalapeno sauce was hotter than heck, and you’d have to be crazy to ever venture to eat something this hot.
So I made the sandwich, put it in the red bag and waited at work. Sure enough the little moron took it almost gleefully in front of my face as my shift was ending and his was beginning. I did protest a bit, telling him I’ll have him removed if he didn’t stop and he said “Try me.” So I just huffed and walked away trying not to laugh.
I’m not sure when he ate it or if anyone was around, but apparently something spectacular happened. He had a bad habit of eating in his work truck, you’re not supposed to due to some equipment concerns, but he did and he tried to deny it. How do we know he did? There was a large pool of vomit all over the dash! This indicated to me that he must not have bit into the packet of sauce, but actually swallowed it whole!
Oh what a rollercoaster ride his gut must have been on. There were some unmentionable hints all around the office and the garage bathroom of the evening events, but I’ll spare you the details; I’m pretty sure you can guess what was going on. It was if someone inside him had yelled “Fire drill! Both exits, no waiting!”
What happened to me? Nothing. I filled out a harassment notice against the moron because of his constant thievery of my food and how it posed a health risk because of my medical condition, hypoglycemia. He did try to get me in trouble painting a picture, besides the pretty deposits of “backup” all over the place, that I was a horrible and insensitive person and that I trapped him and forced him to eat a sandwich that was spiked with something. His uncle, a council-man/ board member, tried to file action at me but on what grounds? There was none. All around the office I’m known to have a love for spicy food, so how could I be in trouble for a spicy sandwich? He was laughed at, there wasn’t any proof and from that grounds, what was his precious nephew doing eating my food?
The idiot was fired today under thievery of different levels and health endangerment. Let’s see him get a job after this. This will leave a stain or more than one kind on him for any future job experiences.
NINJAWIZARD
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That is so awesome! Good job 
Shawn R. L.
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Knew some fellows a while back that had a bit of chemestry knowlege. They told me of some substance that (apparently) was harmless yet it turned your urine black. Could come in handy.............
mattsterbenz
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Well done! I was very curious to see how it turned out. Awesome work!
-Matt
-Matt
Ebonbuddha
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Screw that. Give him the laxaqtive. You can smell jalapanos.
