I’ve had it! You shall rue the day you touch my food!

Shawn R. L.

New member
Originally posted by redarmy27


I’m not sure when he ate it or if anyone was around, but apparently something spectacular happened. He had a bad habit of eating in his work truck, you’re not supposed to due to some equipment concerns, but he did and he tried to deny it. How do we know he did? There was a large pool of vomit all over the dash! This indicated to me that he must not have bit into the packet of sauce, but actually swallowed it whole!
Oh what a rollercoaster ride his gut must have been on. There were some unmentionable hints all around the office and the garage bathroom of the evening events, but I’ll spare you the details; I’m pretty sure you can guess what was going on. It was if someone inside him had yelled “Fire drill! Both exits, no waiting!”

What a cryin\' shame, truely a loss, that there was no video..........
 

redarmy27

New member
If there would have been a video, I\'m quite sure the page would have been flooded. It was pretty nasty, and he had to clean it up. But the smell, ugh, disgusting and I have a relatively weak stomach, but I resisted the urge to puke because it was the essence of sweet revenge.

The funny thing is that after I got home that night we had some BBQ and I made myself some Cajun chicken with some of the same sauce. It was pretty good lol
 
I think this merits the use of \"PWNED!\"

Oh, and I also throw red roses at you (in a totally gay way).
Revenge seems to be best served... spicy!
 

paintingploddy

New member
No I caught that. And if he ever comes across this thread it may form part of his case, especially because a supervisor has been implicated in this plot and appears to have approved of the even more perilous first version.

Don\'t get me wrong, on the face of it the guy had it coming. On the other hand why boast about it on the internet - I know i have managed to use posts on an internet forum against the person who made them in court. Doesn\'t take much to put two and two together.
 

redarmy27

New member
Originally posted by paintingploddy
No I caught that. And if he ever comes across this thread it may form part of his case, especially because a supervisor has been implicated in this plot and appears to have approved of the even more perilous first version.

Don\'t get me wrong, on the face of it the guy had it coming. On the other hand why boast about it on the internet - I know i have managed to use posts on an internet forum against the person who made them in court. Doesn\'t take much to put two and two together.

I see your point on that matter, but I have the argument that I told him numerous times to cease his actions towards me. I felt guilty enough that I did talk to my boss and the overall supervisor about the situation. Stated by them, nothing could happen to me considering I had warned him so many times. They said I could have handled it a different way, which I did at the end, but I was in the clear since it was my property and I had properly stated that to the idiot before hand.

He had no right to touch my food and had no place stealing it from me in the first place. Now if I had eaten the sandwich, chances are I would have had a little stomachache nothing more. I love hot and spicey food, the move on his part was pure stupidity. He wasn\'t forced to take my food; he made that decision on his own. If I had placed a substance in his food, then I\'d be on grounds of being in trouble. Heck, if he hadn\'t eaten it, I probably would have that evening as a snack with some milk while I watched TV.

I warned him countless times not to touch my food and even warned him that sometimes I do place some medical substances, which could harm him, in my food to help me regulate my blood sugar (I\'m not too fond of needles), yet he didn\'t care. This is the food that helps me maintain my health, if anything I can go after him about it. He knows I am hypoglycemic but simply doesn\'t care.

As far as I\'m concerned I can\'t be punished. I know the action I took could be seen as extreme, but after dealing with the thieving fingers of an ignorant person I got tired of his crap.
 
Originally posted by paintingploddy

Don\'t get me wrong, on the face of it the guy had it coming. On the other hand why boast about it on the internet - I know i have managed to use posts on an internet forum against the person who made them in court. Doesn\'t take much to put two and two together.

To true..once its on the internet it really never goes away..its out there somewhere.. lurking.. ready to pop its ugly head and bite you in the @ss when you least expect it...

Muhuhahahahahahaha


OK back to normal discussions... ;)
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by redarmy27
I warned him countless times not to touch my food and even warned him that sometimes I do place some medical substances, which could harm him, in my food to help me regulate my blood sugar (I\'m not too fond of needles), yet he didn\'t care. This is the food that helps me maintain my health, if anything I can go after him about it. He knows I am hypoglycemic but simply doesn\'t care.
Well to me you took reasonable care to advise him to not STEAL YOUR FOOD.
You warned him that you had Medical additives in your food, He still took it.
As far I see it, its his problem.

Plus as you have mentioned he is suspected of having removed/taken other items and they are/were, according to you, a factor in his dismissal. I would think as an employer the Theft of Fuel, as mentioned previously, would have been enough to have called in the local police and that should have been salutory enough warning.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Just out of curiosity, what is a \'council-man\'?

Is he an elected official?


And is there anyway you can get access to his sandwiches?:twisted:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
I think he\'s talking about someone on the city council.

Kinda like a county commisioner.
 

redarmy27

New member
Originally posted by airhead
I think he\'s talking about someone on the city council.

Kinda like a county commisioner.

Yup! Nail right on the head!

They had an article in the paper listing the wiseguy\'s charges. He was caught stealing over 50 gallons of unleaded gasoline from the service station, and about 35 gallons of deisel. He denied the charges but he failed to realize that we had cameras installed in the area just in case a situation came up like this. Aside from the camera footage, we also have meters, much like odometers, installed on the pumps so we can see the amount of fuel distributed.

Aside from the fuel theft, they also found a nice collection of our tools in his toolbox in his truckbed hidden under a blanket.

Needless to say, he\'s in a load of trouble. They have a warrant out for him now.
 
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