Jacking up in the bus station toilets - ADULT THEME! CHILDREN, AVERT YOUR EYES!

Infidel Castro

New member
I went out yesterday afternoon to meet a mate at the train station in Cardiff before heading off to a gig. I had a curry the night before and for some reason my bowels decided they urgently needed to offload some waste matter. I struggled to make it to the bus station toilets just 50yds from the train station and managed to find a cubicle that wasn\'t smashed up, out of service or occupied. No beating about the bush here - I really went. It wasn\'t pleasant and i was in pain with cramps. The relief was immense.

All in all, a job done. But why tell folk about it? Well, accompanied by the sound of my distress, two guys were jacking up in the cubicle along from me. One was clearly trying to find the vein on the other, all the while panicking that someone might find them. It was pretty graphic to be fair. I think the second fella managed his hit and they both went into the wash area. I came out a few mins after them and they were still there splashing their faces, eyes completely shot, rolled up belt lying on the sink unit. He tried speaking to me, but I just scooted off.

Cardiff bus station is seriously the worst place I\'ve ever had to go through the motions. To have two guys jacking up on the old golden brown within 3yds me made it even worse. I\'d hate to die in a place like that. :|~
 

Modderrhu

New member
Oh, thank goodness, I thought you meant jacking OFF, at first. Honestly though, it\'s hard to imagine public toilets worse than what I\'ve seen here - Africa can easily be regarded as one of the world\'s armpits. Kinda blurs the distinction between 1st and 3rd world.
 

fieldarchy

New member
yeah I thought you meant jacking off too. Oh well and I had a funny story about that too.

But yeah, like can we saw \"ew\" about the guys apparently shooting up!
 

lono

New member
At least find a nice vacant to get your fix in. I can\'t imagine much could blow a high more than you emptying your bowels of a curry explosion a few metres away!
 

Swordwind

New member
Nice. One of the security guards at my mums office went out back for a cheeky fag and found someone sitting on the back step injecting themselves in the wingwang because it was the only place where his veins hadnt withered. :no:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Fieldarchy!!

You have to tell the story now :yes: I\'m curious now, and I will hunt you down lol

I\'m not sure wether to be appauled by the junkies or laugh at your predicament Rev lol You do Spin a cracking yarn my good man :beer:
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
I was about to say it sounds like Trainspotting. Good movie and good read.

Originally posted by matty1001
Sounds like they could have filmed Trainspottings \'Worst toilet in the world\" scene in there, lol
 

Infidel Castro

New member
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Fieldarchy!!

You have to tell the story now :yes: I\'m curious now, and I will hunt you down lol

I\'m not sure wether to be appauled by the junkies or laugh at your predicament Rev lol You do Spin a cracking yarn my good man :beer:

Man, I was doing a right proper quick-step! It was a very precarious situation. I worried to move too much at the gig in case I encouraged more reaction, but in the end it settled :D
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Jeebus!

Not enough controversial topics for you Rev?

Porn not enough, now drugs? What is wrong with you? I am closing all these topics, and we are just sticking to miniatures and children appropriate topics.


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see wouldn\'t it be scary if we had those kinds of moderators....


lollol
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
should have run round the corner to the prince of wales. proper bogs!


swansea and newport bus stations are 100 times worse than cardiff
 

laurence

Brushlover
A bit of relief..

This is hilarious! I\'m sorry but I love this kinda stuff! So funny!!! Nothing like a little bowel action to make life all that much more interesting - or stressful - or however you want to put it..... Good work getting out of the thunderbox in one piece. Personally, I would have made less runs than the Bangladesh cricket team under such stressful conditions. Must have been a pretty potent curry! Ahhhh - rings of fire! You did well Rev! Hope your guts have settled mate.

Stay regular,
Chris
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek::eek: please!, please!, tell me the toilet had those paper collars you cover the seats with....... never mind the druggies, picturing the bus station bathroom is causing my mind to shake curl into a fetal position and retreat to a warm fuzzy place. :drool:

Congratulations I shall carry the scar with me for life.....:possessed:
:p:plol:p:p
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Honestly the only time I\'ve seen two guys doing heavier drugs \"publically\" was actually in a bathroom in UK too.. They had powdered their noses so to speak.. and while I wash my hands got out of the bathroom and had a good laugh that I was from Sweden and called \"Sven\". It was during the time when Sven Goran Ericsson wasn\'t very popular.

The worst bathroom ever was when I was in Corfu on a busstation. The urinal was some kind of.. pool it looked, it was like pissing into a little pond... and there were poo everywhere. I couldn\'t bring myself to take a leak there. I had to go to the ladies WC instead. When I got out I saw a cleaning lady gowing towards the men\'s toilet with a broom and bucket. I pitied her deeply.

I have found syringes and stuff in bathroom in our little town in Sweden as well though.
 

Thecadian

Active member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:eek::eek: please!, please!, tell me the toilet had those paper collars you cover the seats with.......

Paper collars on the toilet seat ive never heard of them. Is it a US thing or do i need to look around our public toilets more often?

Anyway dosen\'t sound to bad our school toilets are so much worse then that

well maybe not with the drugs but im not sure
 
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