Jacking up in the bus station toilets - ADULT THEME! CHILDREN, AVERT YOUR EYES!

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by Bill

Originally posted by reverend
Ach, Bill! Where the devil did you dig up that little beauty from?

I\'m a tad embarrassed now, but also strangely proud! lol

I remembered it... reading it was slightly traumatic as a young 13 year old, and I haven\'t forgotten since I even knew which key words to search under your username to find the post in question

At least you didn\'t have it favourited

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Spacemunkie
Has anyone seen THIS.......

yeah i read about that before. it\'s weird but there is no way that guy should be regarded as a sex offender! what harm has he done. public indecency if in public but in his own house, he\'s just weird!

 

[fieldarchy]

that story was oogie

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol lol lol What a beauty Rev

That had me rolling in the isles with cracked ribs and all, by god it hurts but it was worth it lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

All I ever wanted was a normal relationship

Alas, I\'m doomed to live a comedy lifestyle with no means of stopping it!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Aye tis true, but look at all he joy you bring to the world!
You know it\'s one thing to get it off your chest, but getting it all over the missus\' back... lol
I have to admit i find humour in pretty much everything. When I was in the US I had to run across a parking lot at night and through some bushes to get to a cash machine...I thought it was a lot closer you see but the sign was bloody huge!
Anyway, I got the cash and ran back through these bushes and emerged cursing and blinding next to a van that pulled up to turn onto the road. Scared the shit out of them I did! I colapsed back into the bushes after the screaming abated and laughed my arse off. Only later I realised they ccould have shot me or something...but I still laugh. This was right before halloween too lol fantastic!

 

[Infidel Castro]

You know, without laughter I think i would probably die. It\'s a fact!

How big are the bushes in America then?

 

[fieldarchy]

of which bushes do you speak?

Bushes as in vegetation?
Bushes as in our horrible leader?
Bushes as in . . . well you fill in the blank

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by fieldarchy

Bushes as in . . . well you fill in the blank

meg....

 

[fieldarchy]

Hey just throwing it out there.

The only Bush I trust is my own

That\'s actually a t-shirt and bumper sticker. Don\'t credit me with that little creation.

 

[fieldarchy]

And hey, it is an adult themed thread. We give ample warning in the headline there. So, it\'s a valid question as to which Bush he was referring.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Aye, how big are these bushes Meg! All of them! Aye!

 

[fieldarchy]

hehehe

Well depending on what part of the country you are in the bushes could be big or they could be small.

 

[Infidel Castro]

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EVASIVE!

God, just tell us

 

[fieldarchy]

evasive? how was that answer evasive? My experience is bushes on the east coast tend to be smaller than the bushes on the west coast . . . however the bushes in the desert can either be big or small. So it really does depend on the part of the country you are in.

The Bush family well depends if you are in a purple state, blue state or red state I suppose. I dislike those Bushes very much.

As for the other bushes, I can\'t say. I don\'t do women so . . . don\'t have an answer there for ya.

 

[Infidel Castro]

And now we know! Kind of. Still, we may need an American chap to tell us about the bushes you know little about

Cheers Meg!

 

[fieldarchy]

Yeah maybe I mean I just can\'t say about that particular species of bush.

 

[Cleezy]

all these wales toilets seem pretty dodgey, apologies on my lateness of the reply but i have only just seen the thread. I once saw two junkies shooting up in a alleyway in Blackpool it was about midday an me and a friend were off to grab some dinner and there they were to fiends with needles in there arm and cans of tennants super on the floor, pretty damn horrible but i was like come on be less public