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I liked this response
\"masterbation will only hurt you if your caught in the act by your Mom. I know from experience...so embarrasing...but my Mom thought it was funny, she later confessed that yes...even she masterbates. ewwwwwwwww\"
Sounds like mum was doing very well up until the moment of self confession
\"masterbation will only hurt you if your caught in the act by your Mom. I know from experience...so embarrasing...but my Mom thought it was funny, she later confessed that yes...even she masterbates. ewwwwwwwww\"
Sounds like mum was doing very well up until the moment of self confession
freakinacage
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to quote \"eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!\"
Shawn R. L.
New member
Remember hearing of a woman who was concerned that applying breast enlarging cream without gloves would make her hands get big.lol
In the 60s...
When psychologists were doing all sorts of \'iffy\' experimentation, some bright spark invented a device called a penile plethysmograph. This device, when attached to the male organ contained sensors which measured the degree of arousal. *snigger*
The only problem was, by the time \'Nurse Emmanuel\' had strapped the subject into the device and tightened all the buckles etc...there wasn\'t much point in continuing with the experiment if you get my drift...:bouncy:
Why couldn\'t I have been a university student in the 60\'s?
When psychologists were doing all sorts of \'iffy\' experimentation, some bright spark invented a device called a penile plethysmograph. This device, when attached to the male organ contained sensors which measured the degree of arousal. *snigger*
The only problem was, by the time \'Nurse Emmanuel\' had strapped the subject into the device and tightened all the buckles etc...there wasn\'t much point in continuing with the experiment if you get my drift...:bouncy:
Why couldn\'t I have been a university student in the 60\'s?
farseerlum
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\"how much should i masturbate a day to be safe?\"
you know, to be safe! we all need to be safe. lol
you know, to be safe! we all need to be safe. lol
That\'s because we like to keep abreast of the situation!
Shawn R. L.
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Kittens are soo sweet.........lol
Torn blue sky
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This answer made me piss myself thinking about the poor guy reading it in all serousness!
\"OOOOOOOOOh Lordy \'tis a sin against God and he will visit upon your personage maladies including but,not confined to,blindness,madness,idleness,... ness and some other nesses that I can\'t remember at the moment.Oh Lordy \'tis a sin,you will have hairy palms and you will have to wear a white sheet and carry a bell singing \"unclean,unclean\" Ooooh Lordy \'tis a sin.If,on the other hand you don\'t mind all of the above mentioned nesses,just continue as you are and as many times as you like and enjoy.\"
lol
\"OOOOOOOOOh Lordy \'tis a sin against God and he will visit upon your personage maladies including but,not confined to,blindness,madness,idleness,... ness and some other nesses that I can\'t remember at the moment.Oh Lordy \'tis a sin,you will have hairy palms and you will have to wear a white sheet and carry a bell singing \"unclean,unclean\" Ooooh Lordy \'tis a sin.If,on the other hand you don\'t mind all of the above mentioned nesses,just continue as you are and as many times as you like and enjoy.\"
lol
You know you wank TOO much WHEN:
1> You start finding your hand attractive
2> Things start to get sore...
3> It\'s starts to affect your everyday life... Like driving
4> Every time you go to the loo you have to use a cubicle
5> You knock back a hot chick for a night in with YOURSELF lol
1> You start finding your hand attractive
2> Things start to get sore...
3> It\'s starts to affect your everyday life... Like driving
4> Every time you go to the loo you have to use a cubicle
5> You knock back a hot chick for a night in with YOURSELF lol
