Just have to share this

[MarkusTay]

I was trying to find \'hard\' data concerning eyesight (without much luck) and accidentally came accross

THIS

How many times a day?! lol

 

[finn17]

I liked this response

\"masterbation will only hurt you if your caught in the act by your Mom. I know from experience...so embarrasing...but my Mom thought it was funny, she later confessed that yes...even she masterbates. ewwwwwwwww\"

Sounds like mum was doing very well up until the moment of self confession

 

[freakinacage]

to quote \"eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!\"

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Remember hearing of a woman who was concerned that applying breast enlarging cream without gloves would make her hands get big.lol

 

[finn17]

In the 60s...

When psychologists were doing all sorts of \'iffy\' experimentation, some bright spark invented a device called a penile plethysmograph. This device, when attached to the male organ contained sensors which measured the degree of arousal. *snigger*

The only problem was, by the time \'Nurse Emmanuel\' had strapped the subject into the device and tightened all the buckles etc...there wasn\'t much point in continuing with the experiment if you get my drift...:bouncy:

Why couldn\'t I have been a university student in the 60\'s?

 

[MarkusTay]

Originally posted by freakinacage
to quote \"eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!\"

I third that :|~

I believe the expression \"too much information\" was created right after that.

 

[farseerlum]

\"how much should i masturbate a day to be safe?\"

you know, to be safe! we all need to be safe. lol

 

[Jericho]

Safety first, I suppose...

But when it also comes second, third, fourth, fifth...

 

[lono]

I was under the impression that my testicles would explode if I didn\'t have at least 10 wanks a day... Did someone lie to me?

Damn, and now I have no sensation left in my bits.

 

[matty1001]

......and my right arm keeps seizing up

 

[Brimshack]

For an unintentionally funny version of the same thing, try visiting the XXX Church. Just be sure to disregard any advice given.

 

[finn17]

Ivor biggun is my hero...

Try googling \'Ivor biggun\' or \'Im a winker (misprint)\'

 

[matty1001]

YEA!! What a bloke!

 

[lono]

How is it that whenever there is a thread about some kind of toilet humour, no matter the time of day, us Brits will be there on the front line? lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by lono
How is it that whenever there is a thread about some kind of toilet humour, no matter the time of day, us Brits will be there on the front line? lol

That\'s because we like to keep abreast of the situation!

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Originally posted by Brimshack
For an unintentionally funny version of the same thing, try visiting the XXX Church. Just be sure to disregard any advice given.

Kittens are soo sweet.........lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

This answer made me piss myself thinking about the poor guy reading it in all serousness!

\"OOOOOOOOOh Lordy \'tis a sin against God and he will visit upon your personage maladies including but,not confined to,blindness,madness,idleness,... ness and some other nesses that I can\'t remember at the moment.Oh Lordy \'tis a sin,you will have hairy palms and you will have to wear a white sheet and carry a bell singing \"unclean,unclean\" Ooooh Lordy \'tis a sin.If,on the other hand you don\'t mind all of the above mentioned nesses,just continue as you are and as many times as you like and enjoy.\"

lol

 

[DaN]

You know you wank TOO much WHEN:

1> You start finding your hand attractive
2> Things start to get sore...
3> It\'s starts to affect your everyday life... Like driving
4> Every time you go to the loo you have to use a cubicle
5> You knock back a hot chick for a night in with YOURSELF lol