Kjaran the Pirate! painted!!

[Ritual]

I guess I am 6 ft 8 in old money (good word for those non-SI units ). I\'m not blond, though. And I\'m thin as a stick (don\'t build much muscles painting minis... lol), so I don\'t match the typical Scandinavian stereotype.

I do have a sister, in fact, but she\'s spoken for...

*edit* I\'m still curious about Chrispy\'s claim that pimps are supposed to be tall...

 

[donga666]

Not met many pimps! Can\'t comment (well thats what my lawyer told me to say lol ).

Harvey Kitell (sp?) in taxi driver isnt that tall, but then he\'s not a real pimp ???

Who knows? Its all part of life mystery!

6ft 8in, good god!!!! Ouch! I probably weigh more than you / wide load (108 kg) ex-Rugby player. I dont build muscle, just my beer belly

 

[Fizl]

Guys!! Pimps are tall because of the high cuban heels they wear! Think dodgy 70\'s fashion and you may be close to the correct image

Shaz

 

[Ritual]

@Fizl
Ah, now I understand! Maybe I should watch Superfly again, brush up my pimp knowledge a bit...

@Donga
Yeah, you\'re quite a bit heavier...

 

[donga666]

Originally posted by Fizl
Guys!! Pimps are tall because of the high cuban heels they wear! Think dodgy 70\'s fashion and you may be close to the correct image

Shaz

lollollollol

Cuban heels! Its a long time since I saw Superfly! What a movie!

So pimps should be easy to spot then:duh:

 

[Avicenna]

Thanks everybody!

I am only a shorty at about 178cm tall

 

[Fizl]

Your short!!! Ritual would give me neck ache - he is 1\'6\" taller than me!

Is the atmosphere different up there??

Shaz

 

[tooshy]

Research.....

..perhaps Chrispy hangs out with pimps, hence why he knows they are so tall ??? Or maybe he\'s an apprentice pimp lol (allegedly)

(am i going to get into trouble for this??? )

 

[Avicenna]

*laughs* maybe Chrispy is being pimped...

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Fizl
Your short!!! Ritual would give me neck ache - he is 1\'6\" taller than me!

Is the atmosphere different up there??

Shaz

lol Well, they say the air is fresher up in the mountains, so... Nah, fumes from cars and the smell from garbage cans and sewers reach me too!

1\'6\'\'? That would mean you\'re basically the same height as my girlfriend. We\'re an odd couple in that respect.

 

[donga666]

Ask Spacemunkie about the stench that hangs around me (I even cleared a space at this years UK GD!!).

Im oblivious, but then your own never smell THAT bad lollollol:moon:

(oh god not toilet humour!!!)

So yes the air is clearer!

How did I get here from \'tall pimps\' & if Crispy is an apprentice pimp!?!? (its been a long day!!)

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by tooshy
..perhaps Chrispy hangs out with pimps, hence why he knows they are so tall ??? Or maybe he\'s an apprentice pimp lol (allegedly)

If he already is tall he won\'t need the Cuban heels! :innocent:
Unless the other pimps insist, of course, and then he would be super-tall!

 

[ipaintminis]

i saw this and knew it had been hijacked

if we got 2 pages on peters wonderfully painted dwarf, somethings up

pimps eh? down here Clearwater beach is the hott spott for that kinda action, that or Ybor, or Tampa.

chris and pimp
thats funnylol
i\'m hearing comic material

 

[tooshy]

Hmmmmm... I feel a misspelling coming on...

Chrispimpy....?

 

[ipaintminis]

HAHA

that thread first came out when i was a, dare i say it, lurker

i got quite the kick out of it.

chrispimpy
now thats entertainment:flip:

 

[Avicenna]

OI! no more pim.... erm I mean hijacking!

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
i
pimps eh? down here Clearwater beach is the hott spott for that kinda action, that or Ybor, or Tampa.

So ??? should we even ask why you are so well versed in the best spots to find pimps ? lol

 

[Avicenna]

woah! I dont want to know mate!!! This is little IPM you\'re talking about, i am sure she doesnt know what a P*I*M*P is! Maybe she thinks you mean an ice cream man!

 

[ipaintminis]

Originally posted by dauber22

Originally posted by ipaintminis
i
pimps eh? down here Clearwater beach is the hott spott for that kinda action, that or Ybor, or Tampa.

So ??? should we even ask why you are so well versed in the best spots to find pimps ? lol

common knowledge. Y-town is a big party town, full of clubs and the like, Tampa is Tampa and Clearwater beach is, well, clearwater beach

@peter- icecream? little ipm? :moon:lol

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by Avicenna
Maybe she thinks you mean an ice cream man!

Hey, around my old neighborhood, the ice cream truck didn\'t play \"pop goes the weasle\", it went boom, thump -thump, boom down the block. And lots of older \"kids\" kept getting little \"bags\" of ice cream from the \"ice-cream man\". No popsickles in that freezer.

And speaking of tall people, did you ever wonder if elevators smell different to midgets?