Life is like a box of chocolates....

tooshy

tooshy

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...ok so I\'m having a bit of a Forrest Gump moment. I wondered....if you had to describe yourself as a chocolate, what would you be?

I think i\'d be the one that looks kinda interesting, but you aren\'t sure what\'s inside. (Probably the last one left in the box) So you tentatively take a bite... and *BLEAGH* it\'s awful and you\'ll really wish you hadn\'t tried. You then spend the next few minutes brushing your teeth trying to get rid of the taste... :rolleyes:
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Well Admission time: \"I\'ve never met a chocolate I didn\'t like.\"

But Favourites:
Thornton\'s \'Alpini \'
Green & Black\'s Organic Milk Chocolate


And I do actually like the Coffee centred \"Revels\"
 
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Greymane

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deep

I\'ve thought about this on my way to work and it\'s a deep philosophical and psychological question.:eek:

I as a \'Bloke\' would like to consider myself as a hard centred nut brittle type or a filling pulling toffee or even a chilli/vindaloo cream. But I\'m probably a bit like the purple one in quality street soft caramel with a bit of a nut floating around somewhere.



:D
 
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U4-Welcome

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Sturmhalo

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I think I\'d have to be the coffee cream (my fave). On the whole people avoid it, but a few brave souls really like it! Another one to be left till last as well. Though not as depised as the cracknel!

lol
 
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Avicenna

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ooooh difficult one...

Something with a thick dark exterior, and a sweet, fruity center. Something like a strawberry cream.

But that chocolate test came up with the same answer as U4... \'indulgant dark chocolate\' lol
 
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Hoblit

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Wow tough question for a Friday.

If I had to pick a chocolate type it would have to be a dark chocolate orange cream. you know, generally sweet with a bit of a tang.

As for that chocolate test
You\'re white chocolate - innocent and very sweet, but a bit rarer than most with an edge to your personality. You like to take a walk on the wild side now and then.

Not so sure it\'s accurate, amusing though.
 
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t_haye2

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well, i\'d recon i\'d be a genuine belgian chocolate truffle..... Real ugly and weird on the outside, but surprisingly creamy and sweet on the inside, and melts on the tongue like nothing else. you\'d be addicted in no time...I\'m NOT having a double entendre moment here, honest! :p
truffles are my favorite see.....
 
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Petexxx1

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Originally posted by t_haye2
......surprisingly creamy and sweet on the inside, and melts on the tongue like nothing else. you\'d be addicted in no time...I\'m NOT having a double entendre moment here, honest!
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Tammy was there any way to read that which didn\'t involve a double entendre?

Anyway, with the way things have been going recently I\'d have to say a Terry\'s Chocolate Orange (too much pressure and I\'m in bits!). Alternatively Toblerone - funny shaped but sweet.
 
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Trevor

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For the brits

ARMADIIIILLLLLOOOOOS!!!!!

Crunchy on the oustide, chewy on the inside!

Thats me, looks a little hard from the outside, but all soft and squishy on the inside...

Oh, I was dark indulgent thing too.
 
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Hoblit

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Originally posted by Petexxx1
Anyway, with the way things have been going recently I\'d have to say a Terry\'s Chocolate Orange (too much pressure and I\'m in bits!).
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Now there\'s a statement I can agree with wholeheartedly.
 
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Gypsy

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Probably that dark chocolate with 80% cocoa. Most people don\'t like it because it\'s just a bit too bitter, and you can only eat one or two pieces before the taste causes your mouth to pucker. But I\'d probably be a real small piece and hope that I wouldn\'t be noticed because I\'m way too scared of being eaten.
 
Ebonbuddha

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My my... I\'m feeling a bit warm after that last post,Tammy.:eek:






Originally posted by t_haye2
well, i\'d recon i\'d be a genuine belgian chocolate truffle..... Real ugly and weird on the outside, but surprisingly creamy and sweet on the inside, and melts on the tongue like nothing else. you\'d be addicted in no time...I\'m NOT having a double entendre moment here, honest! :p
truffles are my favorite see.....
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Chrispy

Chrispy

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Hmm, I think I\'d be that last round-ish looking one with the swirls on it that\'s always kinda weird looking but when you eat it, it\'s a truffle and not another rotten cherry.. :bouncy:
 
Ebonbuddha

Ebonbuddha

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Hmmm...When I was in high school, girls would call me the Stay Puffed Marshmellow man. It was a term of endearment. It was because I was soft and cuddly and had a baby face.

Maybe one of those chocolate covered marshmellow you get at easter.

At times I can be one of the chocolate candies with whiskey or Drambuie in the center.lol
 
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t_haye2

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for once i didn\'t mean anything with it, and look, they\'re all going to bits....truffles ARE cresmy and sweet on the inside, and melt on your tongue:innocent::innocent::innocent:

lollollollollollol
 
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finn17

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Whizzo Quality Assortment....

I can never decide between:

1) Crunchy Frog.the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

2) Ram\'s Bladder Cup. the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram\'s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark\'s vomit.

3) Spring Surprise. Covered in dark, velvety chocolate, when you pop it into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.

Then there\'s always Cockroach Cluster and Anthrax Ripple.....

Decisions, decisions...
 
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Godlikebuthumble

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Chocolate gravy!

... a bit too heavy, a bit too bitter, actually not meant to be consumed on it\'s own, but sometimes you just can\'t resist... and admit it: Life\'s just better with it! lol

\"Life is like a box of chocolate: you always get that disgusting strawberry one that someone already sucked out and put back in the box...\"

...and now Im getting really afraid of Finn...:eek:
 
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t_haye2

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finn, you\'ve been reading too much harry potter boy....(says she who recognizes the chocolate names immedeately...I\'m such a geek;)) Ok, not all of them are potter thingies....geez get off my back already, I said i was a sad muppet......
 
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