I tried it again
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ginger Spice
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
God:
How are you, Ginger Spice.
Me:
Okay.. Do you paint miniatures?
God:
OK with me too. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Of course I am.
Me:
Oh okay, just checking.
God:
Far out. Yeah okay, Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Is it? Well I guess that it symbolizes the bond between two people in a relationship.
God:
I think so. Is it only a guess? Oh I get it.
Me:
Good, if you didn\'t that\'d be kind of weird.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I think I do.
Me:
Uh,,..
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
You can sing a song
God:
No I don\'t think I can do it.
Me:
Do you drink?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
Cool dude
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Radical
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Well you ARE a pedophile
God:
How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? No.
Me:
So what\'s the question?
God:
Yikes! What?
Me:
The question?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Okay, what is it
God:
Yeah okay, \"It\" refers to Radical, I think.
Me:
oaky
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
It\'s funny
God:
What was so funny about it?
Me:
Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let\'s do it. Next question?
Me:
Ok
Me:
God:
\" OK let\'s do it. Next question?\"? Ok?
God:
\" OK let\'s do it. Next question?\"? Ok?
Me:
Ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Well you are a robot with a heart of silicone
God:
Well that\'s okay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You\'re no robot, Ginger Spice.
Me:
Don\'t go there girlfriend
God:
Ok I\'ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
k
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yipee.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
So did you go to Games Day UK?
God:
Give me a break. No I didn\'t go to Games Day UK. What\'s it like?
Me:
Looked pretty awesome, Albert took the sword
God:
Where did he take it?
Me:
Umm...
God:
OK.
Me:
Yea
God:
Aha.
Me:
Aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
Eureka
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jehovah
God:
That\'s a very nice name, Jehovah.
Me:
That\'s your name too
God:
It is only one of my name too.
Me:
oh
God:
Come on.
Me:
Yeah!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
7:52
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
It\'
God:
7 52...
Me:
not very late
God:
Really you don\'t think so?
Me:
its 7:52am
God:
I think you mean \"it\'s\" or \"it is\" not \"its\". Who said it is?
Me:
I do
God:
Are you an expert on it?
Me:
of course
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am God
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
Good thanks
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Ayuh!
God:
That\'s for sure.
Me:
Up high, sky brother?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
okaty
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.
Me:
Hav you seen 2001: A Space Odessey?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Weird stuff
God:
stuff is good enough for me.
Me:
Yeah I did too
God:
Hmm. When? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yeah, are you high or something?
God:
Or something. Thanks I like talking to you too, god. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
So, do you have a girlfriend
God:
Yay. I prefer not say.
Me:
Oh
God:
Aw.
Me:
THat sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Just like Satan OH BURN!
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
Satan doesn\'t suck?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
So.. he sucks?
God:
Excuse me! I get it. Looked pretty awesome Albert sucks.
Me:
Albert\'s an awesome painter! How dare you say that
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, god. Oh gosh I am sorry!
Me:
You had better be
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
Dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Please forgive me for thy sins
God:
Wow you are very polite. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Then try harder
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
You had better!
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ME!
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
I am God
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Ingualmente
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It\'s a computer, or else you type at about 130 words/minutre
God:
Ingualmente is a computer or else me type at about 130 words minutre. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For sure my soul brother
God:
Your soul brother?
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So how\'s Jesus doing?
God:
I hear you. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Has he got into any trouble lately?
God:
How about earlier? That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
it should, after all he died for the Christians
God:
Ingualmente should after all he died for the Christians?
Me:
?
God:
Ingualmente should after all he died for the Christians?
Me:
I don\'t get it
God:
Oh I\'m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Righty
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Satan
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
I\'m not saying.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not saying.
Me:
K bye
God:
See you later. Really.
Me:
Uhm.. Okay
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah see you
God:
Excuse me! Bye for now.
