Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by lizcam
Wow! :eek: Um, they are supposed to be on trampolines in those? Um.......Ok......I think a bit of glue is in order.
Don\'t you dare!!!! This is the Mancave, the Lord has spoken!

Oh, so THAT\'S how it\'s going to be, is it? Are you ready to incurr the wrath of your fellow cave mates by forcing my hand?
 

Highbulp Billy

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Boobies are creatures of the wild and should be allowed to roam free! If yougo near those girls with your glue or nipple tape I\'ll have the RSPB on you :yes:
 

Torn blue sky

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I agree with billy!
In fact, for that outrageous outburst they shall trampoline without the bikinis!
Take what small luxuries you can and appreciate them! BWAHAHAHA...Now excuse me while I appreciate the cheerleaders...

Why is there a pervy old man at the window oggling the cheerleaders... DAMN YOU BANNERMAN!!! Wheres my rifle?!
 

mud duck

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
He means a bread roll.

Oh, and here\'s a St. George Bikini.

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I think that I hit my head alittle to hard. Now I\'m seeing angels or something.... (passing out now)
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
He means a bread roll.

Oh, and here\'s a St. George Bikini.

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:twisted: looks like they are going to have to remove Saint from George\'s name.....he\'s been a very notty boy;)lol
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
He means a bread roll.

Oh, and here\'s a St. George Bikini.

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:twisted: looks like they are going to have to remove Saint from George\'s name.....he\'s been a very notty boy;)lol

Not really. He just prayers really really hard! So far it\'s worked.
 

uberdark

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hey where\'s the dirty old man attached to her tittie!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!






Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
He means a bread roll.

Oh, and here\'s a St. George Bikini.

stg1.jpg

:twisted: looks like they are going to have to remove Saint from George\'s name.....he\'s been a very notty boy;)lol
 

lizcam

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I\'ve desided Bannerman needs an honorary spot in the Mancave. Any old fart who can score a girl that young and hot, even if he has to pay, deserves a place in the Mancave.

Just make sure his cage is locked when the girls are bouncing.
 

mud duck

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Ouchie!!

What just happened? I feel if I just got hit by a bus! Thought that I was a goner for a minute there, was seeing angels and everything. How long was I out? And where did this ice pack and bandage come from?

What do you mean it\'s Wednesday?
Oiwe, Liz! That\'s one heck of a finishing move! I think that old Chuck is going to have to watch out for you. I\'m a thinking that the Bard was right \"Hell hath no furie like a woman scorned.\" And I\'m guessing that one wasn\'t full powered.....

I think that I\'m going to have to get a new K pot, this one has a large dent in it.
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by mud duck
Ouchie!!

What just happened? I feel if I just got hit by a bus! Thought that I was a goner for a minute there, was seeing angels and everything. How long was I out? And where did this ice pack and bandage come from?

What do you mean it\'s Wednesday?
Oiwe, Liz! That\'s one heck of a finishing move! I think that old Chuck is going to have to watch out for you. I\'m a thinking that the Bard was right \"Hell hath no furie like a woman scorned.\" And I\'m guessing that one wasn\'t full powered.....

I think that I\'m going to have to get a new K pot, this one has a large dent in it.

Sorry Duckie. I did make it up to you. You might not remember that part. It was when I was trying to get the bleeding to stop by diverting blood flow. Anyway, it\'s probably best you don\'t remember anyway as Billy has claimed me as mistress of the Lord of the Mancave (except on Tuesdays and in the parlour) and I\'m not sure how he\'d react. It was a Tuesday after all.

Roger, is there anything I can get you to make you feel better? Drink, blankie, teddy bear, something to eat?
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Something soft to rest my head on would be good. You\'re a treasure.

[size=-2]Must remember it\'s not Tuesday. Billy claimed me. This isn\'t going to be easy........just say it quietly BOOBIES......ok no one heard[/size]

Here\'s a nice pillow and a good blankie. Pop the recliner back. What do you want to watch? I\'ll put this juice next to you here
 

Roger Bunting

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Billy and his team should have played instead of England. They probably would have put up a better fight. Well, I\'m off to bed now. I don\'t want to keep typeing when my meds kick in. We all know what happens then.
 

lizcam

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I guess it\'s going to be a post lose booze up tonight. Let\'s see. Hard drinks. Check. Things to break. Check. Girls to sooth the broken spirits. Bannerman tucked in with a good beer and a girly mag. High fat foods because comfort food helps get over losses. Check, check and check.

I think we\'re ready. :( poor England
 

lizcam

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Boys, I\'m spending Thanksgiving in the parlour. I\'ve programed Alice the servo-bot to provide appropriate T-day fare and to takecare of the clean up. I\'m going to sulk a bit before work so it\'s probably best not to disturbe me. Have fun! Hope the game is good!
 

Highbulp Billy

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Ok Liz, looks like you\'re making the most of your Tuesday\'s off. Somehomw I managed to get my post match hangover a day before the match and without even drinking - I hate getting sick!

Anyway, before you head to the parlour for a safe Thanksgiving we still need to discuss your induction and duties in your new position...
 
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