Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
My! Stars!! those had better be cyber calories ...... will there be servants to roll everyone to and from the bathroom...... I think my butt just jumped up two sizes.!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It\'s a MANcave! What do they care about calories. We have daintier fare in the parlour. The worst there is the selection of chocolate. (don\'t tell the boys. I have the chppendales dancers coming in tonight and they are all in edible underware. And we\'re having a sex toy partie on Friday night. We\'ll just let OUR group in by the back door and keep the bpys happy and well fed out here.)

Enjoying yourselves boys?

 

[wiccanpony]

ahhh that\'s more like it..........making note in date book for Friday.


have you seen the phone service commercial with the nerds down in a basement family room and the one’s mother calls down to ask if anyone wants refreshments .....and the kid calls out.......We’re in the Mancave! in a squeaky out raged voice.lollol:flip:lollol

 

[mud duck]

Don\'t forget the humidor for the stoogies! And I\'m voting on a couple of German beers on tap, a nice krystal and a double boc maybe? Me thinks that any good \"Man Cave\" should have a beer list that rivals \"Old Chicago\'s\".
Oh, and are the young\'nds allowed in? You know, for <cough> proper instruction in the \"manly\" art of Football/scocer/NASCAR watchen?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by mud duck
Don\'t forget the humidor for the stoogies! And I\'m voting on a couple of German beers on tap, a nice krystal and a double boc maybe? Me thinks that any good \"Man Cave\" should have a beer list that rivals \"Old Chicago\'s\".
Oh, and are the young\'nds allowed in? You know, for <cough> proper instruction in the \"manly\" art of Football/scocer/NASCAR watchen?

Yes to all of it and there is no age limit on manly arts insructions. This is our \"room\" after all. Not a bar. So whatever you would do in your friends house on game night with the women gone goes. When\'s the next game/event anyway? And you will show fights and WWF right? See that big console over there? The on attached to the nice leather office chair? thats the universal remote. Oh, and we have Tivo on every screen.

And I think a poker table or two is in order. Think we should knock down that wall over there to make room?

 

[mud duck]

Poker table?!? Howw could I have forgotten about that! And a full sized pool table, a couple pinball machines, and a classic arcade machine or three. Hot damn this is starting to sound like the enlisted club on Fort Hood, but no karioke bar please.

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - I\'m thinking that this thing needs to be nuked from orbit. Sounds like competition for the Freak Bar.

 

[mud duck]

What! You don\'t think that we shouldn\'t have a place free of Yak butter and sherpas? I see this as a place that one can go, and not have to trip over Donna\'s \"toys\"

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mud duck
What! You don\'t think that we shouldn\'t have a place free of Yak butter and sherpas? I see this as a place that one can go, and not have to trip over Donna\'s \"toys\"

:innocent: it\'s the \"ManCave\"= My Toy Box :twisted:lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - I\'m thinking that this thing needs to be nuked from orbit. Sounds like competition for the Freak Bar.

I don\'t think this would in any way interfere with Donna. We go there for day to day lubrication. This place is where you go to man-bond over the game. When the game is going to start come here and turn on the tv. Talk about the score and the different brilliant plays. entertain yourself with the other stuff wHile the game is on and when the game is over clear the hell out!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - I\'m thinking that this thing needs to be nuked from orbit. Sounds like competition for the Freak Bar.

I don\'t think this would in any way interfere with Donna. We go there for day to day lubrication...

Indeed, interfering with Donna is a dangerous sport that I\'m not sure we\'re ready for just yet :kiss:

As for the \"day to day lubrication\" innuendo... I\'m going to let that one slide for now - too easy lol

And you girls better keep the noise down on Friday night, we\'ve got the England \"soccer\" match to shout and in here :beer:

 

[Jericho]

That was possibly the most scandalous use of the phrase \"let is slide\" that I\'ve ever come across. Well played.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Iiiinteresting...

You know I don\'t have anything to do with the decor. This place was going real cheap because of the dead hooker in here.
Mancave eh? Sports you say? Beer?

You know i\'d HAVE to be shitfaced to watch anything other than Rugby lol
Everything else sounds just gravy...

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Iiiinteresting...

You know I don\'t have anything to do with the decor. This place was going real cheap because of the dead hooker in here.
Mancave eh? Sports you say? Beer?

You know i\'d HAVE to be shitfaced to watch anything other than Rugby lol
Everything else sounds just gravy...

Rugby? When\'s the next game?

[size=-2]Donna, it looks like I\'m going to have to learn the rules to all kinds of games I\'ve never had anything to do with before! At least I ruined my knees on soccer and know those rules! [/size]

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - I\'m thinking that this thing needs to be nuked from orbit. Sounds like competition for the Freak Bar.

I don\'t think this would in any way interfere with Donna. We go there for day to day lubrication...

Indeed, interfering with Donna is a dangerous sport that I\'m not sure we\'re ready for just yet :kiss:

As for the \"day to day lubrication\" innuendo... I\'m going to let that one slide for now - too easy lol

And you girls better keep the noise down on Friday night, we\'ve got the England \"soccer\" match to shout and in here :beer:

Who is England playing, Billy?

 

[Torn blue sky]

\"Next game\" is an obsolete term in Rugby! We never stop!
I sat and watched a whole game of American Football when I was over last, I was more frustrated than the loosing sides supporters lol I just kept shouting things like \"What the f**k are you stopping for?!\" and \"Get back up you big poof! You have PADDING FOR F**KS SAKE!\".
The fact play stopped aver 10 seconds irritated the hell out of me!
Nascar?! I was in DE when the big event was going on. Rednecks...a sea of rednecks watching cars go in circles and burn fuel...awesome...
Football or \"soccer\" is only slightly (but not much) poofier then American Football. A bunch of overpaid dandies punting a ball about a piece of turf (that could be used for Rugby) and crying a lot.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - I\'m thinking that this thing needs to be nuked from orbit. Sounds like competition for the Freak Bar.

I don\'t think this would in any way interfere with Donna. We go there for day to day lubrication...

Indeed, interfering with Donna is a dangerous sport that I\'m not sure we\'re ready for just yet :kiss:

As for the \"day to day lubrication\" innuendo... I\'m going to let that one slide for now - too easy lol

And you girls better keep the noise down on Friday night, we\'ve got the England \"soccer\" match to shout and in here :beer:

Who is England playing, Billy?

It\'s a vital, make-or-break friendly against Austria followed by a meaningless see-how-we-could-have-qualified-if-we-hadn\'t-fannied-about-so-much-now-Russia-get-our-place-following-an-easy-win-over-Israel match against Croatia!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Sod the footy! Where\'s rum ???

Why is rum gone?!

Screw this i\'m going down the pub to bother the sherpas.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Right, now he\'s gone we can take the throws off those rum barrels and kick off the weekend a day early :drunk:

 

[Torn blue sky]

It is the weekend for me lol. You swines won\'t be getting any sleep tonight! :drunk:

 

[Ebonbuddha]

I don\'t care what you guys do. Just cut down on the racket. I\'m Billy\'s neighbor, remember?

Grouchy old man in training.:cussing: