Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime
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Torn blue sky
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There will be mirrors on the celing THROUGHOUT the establishment! you never know just when you\'ll need one...Or a busty chick in a flattering top walks in ehehehe giggegy giggedy!
The poles will be paositioned in strategic places throughout, places theres most likey to be fires, like the living room....kitchen...bedrooms...bathroom. My assesment concludes there should be 2 in the living room, what with the cigars and all that nonsense. Safety first...games of footy second...anything else after that.
Dimmer switches as standard, big ass music system to rock out with, big ass fridge...cuz theres a lot of us, I figured that meant chillng a ton of stuff. Big ass TV for watching segal flicks lol. There will be one corner suite in the corner (duh) everyone will have an assigned Lazy Boy, treat her well.
Repeat after me! THIS IS MY LAZY BOY! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT! BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!
Any other requested items can be procured through myself, I will procure it from...other people. Don\'t blame me if it looks like it fell off the back of a lorry. I couldn\'t get the mirrors that way, they\'d all smash, we just nicked those from stringfellow.
The poles will be paositioned in strategic places throughout, places theres most likey to be fires, like the living room....kitchen...bedrooms...bathroom. My assesment concludes there should be 2 in the living room, what with the cigars and all that nonsense. Safety first...games of footy second...anything else after that.
Dimmer switches as standard, big ass music system to rock out with, big ass fridge...cuz theres a lot of us, I figured that meant chillng a ton of stuff. Big ass TV for watching segal flicks lol. There will be one corner suite in the corner (duh) everyone will have an assigned Lazy Boy, treat her well.
Repeat after me! THIS IS MY LAZY BOY! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT! BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!
Any other requested items can be procured through myself, I will procure it from...other people. Don\'t blame me if it looks like it fell off the back of a lorry. I couldn\'t get the mirrors that way, they\'d all smash, we just nicked those from stringfellow.
Torn blue sky
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Dave, you can chill with me by the fridge drinking all the beer while they all feed their addictions...thats whan we feed ours :drunk:
So much sport is just bollocks to watch lol , i\'d rather be playing it! Except golf,cricket,snooker and the rest of the really boring ones...Bowls , theres another one.
In fact, i\'m putting a bowling alley in here, thats what i\'ll do when the footys on! And a shooting range! In fact they can be one and the same! God DAMNIT TBS! YOU\'RE A GENIUS!
So much sport is just bollocks to watch lol , i\'d rather be playing it! Except golf,cricket,snooker and the rest of the really boring ones...Bowls , theres another one.
In fact, i\'m putting a bowling alley in here, thats what i\'ll do when the footys on! And a shooting range! In fact they can be one and the same! God DAMNIT TBS! YOU\'RE A GENIUS!
Torn blue sky
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Tastes of anaseed...was arite, got any more? Might take a beer with the next one...Where\'s my rifle...
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Oh you don’t really have to learn any rules to any games..just wear your Hooters t-shirt, smile at the guys and pass the beer................it’s not like they see “us” when in full Game Rut anyway. Just follow a few simple rules.1..... never pass in front of the TV
2.....never ask any questions unless it’s about the game and then only during commercials
3....don’t touch the remote
4....be sure to use the upstairs bathroom as the one closest to the TV must be kept clear for off loading of beer bladders.
5.... air fresheners are a must!
Roger Bunting
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When I was at university, a couple of us went to another friend\'s home for a few days. His brother had recently redecorated his bedroom. He was only missing the mirrored ceiling. It had red carpet, black furniture, black leather sofa. Oh, and the video he decided to rent out? Boogie Nights.
Torn blue sky
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Dear GOD! I wouldn\'t know wether to slap m or shake his hand. Depending if he passed the \"test\". Don\'t ask me what that is, I think sharp!
Like a Question...Ninja...
Like a Question...Ninja...
Ebonbuddha
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Yeah. Instead of flowers, put a vase full of Slim Jims. Don\'t let them run out. :yes:
Highbulp Billy
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Ok guys, It\'s Friday - the weekend!!!
TBS has suitably pimped the crib, the grils have their own plans for the evening (we\'ll gatecrash later) I\'ve ordered pizza, chinese and curries to be delivered later. There\'s the match on one screen and Children In Need showing on the other (just for the girl bands and obligatory Doctor Who sketch). Feel free to add to the entertainment :beer:
TBS has suitably pimped the crib, the grils have their own plans for the evening (we\'ll gatecrash later) I\'ve ordered pizza, chinese and curries to be delivered later. There\'s the match on one screen and Children In Need showing on the other (just for the girl bands and obligatory Doctor Who sketch). Feel free to add to the entertainment :beer:
Highbulp Billy
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Ebonbuddha
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Roger Bunting
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Well, it\'s been a day of international football, and whilst I can virtually enjoy it here, none of the matches were on terrestrial t.v. in the UK. Commiserations to Scotland for not going through to the Euro finals.
lizcam
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<yelling over the din of several tv\'s, games, music, shouting and general rowdyness>
Boys! Can you keep it down?
Ms Pony and I are trying to recover from a wild night with the Chippendale dancers. :drunk: :moon: :drunk:
Who\'s playing/played who and who\'s winning/won? Did the bookie make it by and who won how much on the betting? Is there any of that hangover cure left?
Excuse me while I visit the ladies
<runs off with hand over mouth>
Boys! Can you keep it down?
Ms Pony and I are trying to recover from a wild night with the Chippendale dancers. :drunk: :moon: :drunk:
Who\'s playing/played who and who\'s winning/won? Did the bookie make it by and who won how much on the betting? Is there any of that hangover cure left?
Excuse me while I visit the ladies
<runs off with hand over mouth>
Roger Bunting
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Well, Israel beat Russia, which means it\'s now back in England\'s hands (or feet, as is the case), to qualify for the Euro finals. Wednesday will be the day of reckoning.
