Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

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Torn blue sky

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*lamps Billy with a vase*

Have at you! Fighting you say?! Fisty cuffs say I!....

Billy? oh dear :no: . It\'s ok Bill old boy you lay there! I\'ll get some cheerleeders to cheer myself up! Everything\'s going to be fiiiiine...

*Throws a rug over Billy as an afterthought*
 
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Highbulp Billy

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What the hell is a vase doing in the Mancave??? oh yeah, I remember now, something about donkey todgers wasn\'t it? I think I\'ll have another lie down for a bit... :no:
 
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Torn blue sky

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Be thankfull! at one point was holding both the vase AND the said todgers and thought twice about my weapon of choice!

In fact, f**k it lol *WHAP*
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Alright! Who\'s been beating the Lord of the man cave about the head and shoulders? Alice! Call Nurse Brunhilda and help me get him into a recliner. Then clean up that glass. And those todgers. I thought we replaced those with slim Jims.

Billy? Billy? Can you hear me? I\'m just going to move you to the chair. Stay with me Billy....You! TBS! Stop Whitsling and looking at the heavens and give me a hand here please.
 
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lizcam

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Originally posted by squig hunter
*Grabs cheerleader*, *grabs beer*. thanks Liz:cool:

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Want something to eat while you\'re here? And what\'s your sport and who\'s playing this weekend? Oh, and if you need some alone time with her just head down the hall over there.
 
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lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Bah, I missed tuesday out completely. Oh well, I\'ll have to make do with tele and cheerleaders.
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Sorry Roger. It was a slow Tuesday. Next week. Have some lunch if you haven\'t had it yet.
 
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Torn blue sky

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Nice try squig, thats man beer! Root beer in the other fridge....noo... thats a microwave...closer...good boy.
I was thinking about putting billy in a chair myself Liz. Sadly I procrastinate too much. Except when it comes too fine ales and the laydeeezzz, I do like my beer and chicks :yes:
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Nice try squig, thats man beer! Root beer in the other fridge....noo... thats a microwave...closer...good boy.
I was thinking about putting billy in a chair myself Liz. Sadly I procrastinate too much. Except when it comes too fine ales and the laydeeezzz, I do like my beer and chicks :yes:
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Last time you helped me into a chair I caught you plugging it in afterwards!

Now, I\'m going to take an opportunity to say Well Done Spurs for a magnificent comeback in last night\'s match. Seems they must have read the script wrong but I\'m not complaining. So I\'ve opened up a few bottles of the second cheapest sparkling wine I could find to keep the celebrations going this morning :drunk:
 
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lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Nice try squig, thats man beer! Root beer in the other fridge....noo... thats a microwave...closer...good boy.
I was thinking about putting billy in a chair myself Liz. Sadly I procrastinate too much. Except when it comes too fine ales and the laydeeezzz, I do like my beer and chicks :yes:
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Last time you helped me into a chair I caught you plugging it in afterwards!

Now, I\'m going to take an opportunity to say Well Done Spurs for a magnificent comeback in last night\'s match. Seems they must have read the script wrong but I\'m not complaining. So I\'ve opened up a few bottles of the second cheapest sparkling wine I could find to keep the celebrations going this morning :drunk:
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I didn\'t know you were interested in American sports ! Or are the Spurs somthing else?
 
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Torn blue sky

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Bollocks english \"Soccer\" team lol. I hate football full stop anyway. Poofs game as my boss just (quite rightly) stated!
Well ex boss, since we lost our jobs we\'re floating about the \"Redeployment pool\" making THE boss\' life as hard as possible.

Oh he deserves it, he\'s an ass, grade A material. Not to mention a bully, so screw him! We\'re gonna get shitfaced at our desks later YAY! lol

(not sneaky about it, bottle on the desk , beer in the fridge. Gotta love it :p )
 
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Highbulp Billy

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I think we can safely say that these Spurs are something else. Not your San Antonio basketboys, but the Mighty Tottenham Hotspur - London\'s footie finest (or at least somehere in the top 10 maybe on a good day)
 
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Roger Bunting

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Well, the draw has been made for the Euro 2008 Finals, so you can all decide on who to support if you want.

Group A

Switzerland
Czech republic
Portugal
Turkey

Group B

Austria
Romania
Croatia
Germany

Group C

Holland
Italy
Romania
France

Group D

Greece
Sweden
Spain
Russia
 
lizcam

lizcam

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I claim this recliner in the name of the goddess of colds and flu!

Alice! Please bring me the remote for TV 3, the Christmas dvd play list, the head phones to TV 3, a bowl of soup (preferrebly something creammy) Crancherry juice-hot, plenty of water, a box of tissues, a trash can and a warm blanket. I\'m sick.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by freakinacage
ahh bless, billy will be along soon in his nurses outfit to rub vics on your chest

hope you feel better soon :)
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Sorry I\'m late, I couldn\'t find my other stocking. Seems I left it on a lamppost in Swansea!?!? Anyway, I\'m ready with your belated flu vaccination, you may notice a little prick [feel free to add your own punchlines here!]

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Undave

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Alright everyone stay where you are!

This Mancave is now under quarantine, no one is allowed in or out as there has been a reported case of Bird Flu (Liz being the bird in question).


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This outbreak in itself is nothing to be alarmed about. The quarantine is just a precaution in case the disease crosses the sex divide and becomes the far more serious contagion of MAN FLU!

I\'m sure we are all aware how much more serious, debilitating and downright icky Man Flu is. If none of you males are displaying symptoms of mewling helplessnes in one weeks time I shal declare the epidemic over and you may go about your business.

Once again DO NOT attempt to leave the Mancave, All escape attempts will be met with brutal and unreasoning force from the cadre of SWAT Hamsters guarding all available exits (including Donnas underground tunnel).

Supplies of Beechams powder and Vicks vaporub are en route. Please do not panic.


That is all.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Undave
Alright everyone stay where you are!

This Mancave is now under quarantine, no one is allowed in or out as there has been a reported case of Bird Flu (Liz being the bird in question).


HazMat_team_sampling_large.jpg


This outbreak in itself is nothing to be alarmed about. The quarantine is just a precaution in case the disease crosses the sex divide and becomes the far more serious contagion of MAN FLU!

I\'m sure we are all aware how much more serious, debilitating and downright icky Man Flu is. If none of you males are displaying symptoms of mewling helplessnes in one weeks time I shal declare the epidemic over and you may go about your business.

Once again DO NOT attempt to leave the Mancave, All escape attempts will be met with brutal and unreasoning force from the cadre of SWAT Hamsters guarding all available exits (including Donnas underground tunnel).

Supplies of Beechams powder and Vicks vaporub are en route. Please do not panic.


That is all.
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Of course you/re stuck in here with us now Undave. Who\'s going to man the mop?
 
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