What the?.. This is some unholy amalgamation of beer keg and woman.. like a Beerataur.. MADNESS!!.. or.. GENIUSSSSS! (I'll say 40/60% )
Oh.. wait, the legs are missing? Oh.. still pretty good though.. But.. not a beerataur.
(Thinking out loud) Now I need to see about making one of those.. maybe Bacchus can help me in this project.