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[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Thecadian
[Coffin Dodger - an appellation of great respect and affection used towards those venerable denizens of CMON who, statistically, are closer to death than birth. Coffin Dodgers are generally believed to be infallible, inviolate, indefatigable and (in some cases) insufferable.

which by my thinking should be a large proportion of the site.

oh yeah and theres a few younger people (non coffin dodgers) around the site as well

hi:beer:

james

Speaking of which, are you old enough to use that beer smiley?

 

[Thecadian]

its not beer its very fizzy lemonade



i think

 

[EricJ]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by dauber22
Brush Licking - a psycho-sexual ritual performed to gain the favor of the painting gods. THere is a vocal, active cult of Brush Lickers here on CMON whose High Priest is a seemingly likable chap named, appropriately, Ritual.

Despite being despised and ridiculed by many it actually works! :yes:

Brush-licking DOES make you a better painter!

And paint tastes yummy! (Well, most of them... unless you put flow improver in it... and there\'s differing views on wether metallics taste good or bad...)

I agree with everything in the above post

 

[Hinton]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by dauber22
Brush Licking - a psycho-sexual ritual performed to gain the favor of the painting gods. THere is a vocal, active cult of Brush Lickers here on CMON whose High Priest is a seemingly likable chap named, appropriately, Ritual.

Despite being despised and ridiculed by many it actually works! :yes:

Brush-licking DOES make you a better painter!

And paint tastes yummy! (Well, most of them... unless you put flow improver in it... and there\'s differing views on wether metallics taste good or bad...)

I neither despise you nor ridicule you for your brush-licking, Ritual.

I will, however, have a bit of fun with it.

(I\'m still not going to lick a brush)

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Hinton
I will, however, have a bit of fun with it.

(I\'m still not going to lick a brush)

I can live with that!

(And I KNOW that sooner or later you WILL put that brush in your mouth by accident and then realise how useful it is... :yes::twisted: )

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by dauber22 and completely unmodified to boot

Psycho-sexual Ritual cultivated a natural psycho-active halucinogenic fungus originally found only in Brush Licking. However, it appears to have been successfully cultivated in Coffin Dodgers and it\'s use here on CMON was popularized by the painting gods.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by dauber22
NMM - New Mexican Metal - a small, rather localized rock music genre

SENMM - Southeast New Mexican Metal - an even small, more localized rock music genre.

I thought that...

NMM = Nude Moderators Monthly - A specialist magazine sent out to the Freaks

SENMM = Semi [Edited for some semblance of decency] Nude Moderators Monthly - A very specialist magazine for elite subscribers only

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
NMM = Nude Moderators Monthly - A specialist magazine sent out to the Freaks

SENMM = Semi [Edited for some semblance of decency] Nude Moderators Monthly - A very specialist magazine for elite subscribers only

OY!!! Hey! WHo blabbed about that You shouldn\'t have known anything about those for at least another 162 posts!!!


[edit:] Ps to those Powers that Be - It\'s February 2nd and my new issue has yet to arrive What\'s up with that!?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by dauber22

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
NMM = Nude Moderators Monthly - A specialist magazine sent out to the Freaks

SENMM = Semi [Edited for some semblance of decency] Nude Moderators Monthly - A very specialist magazine for elite subscribers only

OY!!! Hey! WHo blabbed about that You shouldn\'t have known anything about those for at least another 162 posts!!!


[edit:] Ps to those Powers that Be - It\'s February 2nd and my new issue has yet to arrive What\'s up with that!?

:twisted:
@Dauber, I nicked it ......I\'ll put it back when I\'m done with it.....minus page 11


Welcome Wootton we have all our shots and are deemed to be safe around....BAHAHAHAHAHAH!lol

 

[uberdark]

wp: what did i tell you about disturbing the other new guys..... hmmm.... back in your cage... *whip cracks* yah!

hehe:twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
wp: what did i tell you about disturbing the other new guys..... hmmm.... back in your cage... *whip cracks* yah!

hehe:twisted:

Yes Master......oh, I love forceful men lol