One Nightstand...
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AinuLainour
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I think they call it \"sexual intercourse\" because otherwise it would sound a lot more brutal..eh?
\"A man in central Ohio is caught masturbating with assorted pieces of wood.\"
\"A man in central Ohio can\'t get a date.\"
He\'s obviously never read up on blow up dolls.
.. maybe he has a thing for other pieces of wood? ^^
\"A man in central Ohio is caught masturbating with assorted pieces of wood.\"
\"A man in central Ohio can\'t get a date.\"
He\'s obviously never read up on blow up dolls.
.. maybe he has a thing for other pieces of wood? ^^
How is it public if someone videotaped him on his own deck? Isn\'t sneaking around with a video camera waiting for the man to have sex with inanimate objects somewhat suspect?
And unless it\'s an elementary school for picnic tables I don\'t see how that\'s relevant to the story. I\'m sorry but I get angry when people assume that all people with sexual issues are pedophiles. Even most child molesters aren\'t technically pedophiles dammit.
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And unless it\'s an elementary school for picnic tables I don\'t see how that\'s relevant to the story. I\'m sorry but I get angry when people assume that all people with sexual issues are pedophiles. Even most child molesters aren\'t technically pedophiles dammit.
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Friar
Dorks for Orks
no kidding the guy might be a lonely freak but atleast he\'s not a peeping tom, and jeebus if the neighbors were that concerned I think one dvd may have been enough but hell how many times did he violate his picnic table to fill 3 dvds, only consolation I can see here is atleast the two freaks of the neighborhood live next to each other.
Tho I think if I lived in that area I\'d bring my patio furniture into the garage when I wasn\'t around and at night.
mrrocknroll
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I believe thats just \"indecent exposure\" and slightly worrying ???
freakinacage
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if that is the most dangerous perversion we have to worry about, society should celebrate!
mrrocknroll
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Anyone in England remember a few years ago when a train broke down or something with a load of communters going home and where they happened to brake down was someone in a field doing the dirty with a sheep.
Amazon warrior
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You\'d have to be a bit careful if you invited him round to your house...
\"Please take a seat.\"
\"Hurrrr!\"
lol
\"Please take a seat.\"
\"Hurrrr!\"
lolGodlikebuthumble
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Nudge nudge, say no more!
But honestly, filming someone in his own home for three DVD\'s worth and complaining about the \"perv\" is definitely twisted...
Originally posted by Godlikebuthumble
Nudge nudge, say no more!
But honestly, filming someone in his own home for three DVD\'s worth and complaining about the \"perv\" is definitely twisted...
Whoa!! We don\'t need to resort to posting dirty pics on the site....at least put a NSFW warning on stuff like that :flame:I\'m sure there\'s a joke about pushing stool around here somewhere...lol
The thing that want to know, is why do all this nutjobs end up looking like me.
Short dark hair? Check.
Goatee? Check.
Glasses? Check.
On the heavy side? Check.
Was there a meeting someplace that I missed? I fear that one of these days I\'ll be walking someplace and mothers are going to be herding their crying children away from me, casting the evil eye in my direction because I look like some pervert on the news.
Short dark hair? Check.
Goatee? Check.
Glasses? Check.
On the heavy side? Check.
Was there a meeting someplace that I missed? I fear that one of these days I\'ll be walking someplace and mothers are going to be herding their crying children away from me, casting the evil eye in my direction because I look like some pervert on the news.
