One Nightstand...

Wren

Wren

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Originally posted by miniDrake
Well Wren if he shags a table just think what he would do with all that extra wood .Only thing he would end up getting up would be his pecker :).
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lol, depends on how picky he is, I guess. For some men only a blonde will do. For others, only certain pieces of patio furniture!
 
No Such Agency

No Such Agency

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Originally posted by mud duck
I fear that one of these days I\'ll be walking someplace and mothers are going to be herding their crying children away from me, casting the evil eye in my direction because I look like some pervert on the news.
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Heck, some parents will do that for ANY guy they see walking around at the mall. You can\'t win, so $%&# them and their existence of paralyzing fear, I say.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by mattrock
Note: never let mud duck anywhere near your favorite chair.
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Oh my dear Duckie isn\'t into furniture. Appliances on the other hand............:rolleyes:


For some reason he goes weak in the knees whenever he see a washer. Oh and don\'t get me started on the dryers. They\'ve banned him from his local Cirtuc City.
 
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mud duck

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This is starting to sound like a episode of \'Robot Chicken\'

\"Man what are you doing? You can\'t hump a jukebox!\"
 
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spazzy

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I\'m equally concerned about the vouyeristic neighbor. Can\'t you just call the cops and say, \"hey, my neighbor is outside screwing a table, could you make him stop?\" Or maybe just spray him with a water hose. That works for dogs...

However...could you imagine having to go to the ER because of a nasty scratch from an unseen barb in the metal? Diagnosis...Tetanus. Exposure site...Penis. :rolleyes: The ER staff never lacks for entertainment.lol
 
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mud duck

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I keep think of the calls where the couple can\'t (cough) \"uncouple\". And then the fireman that has to cut this fellow away/out of his \'love interest\' :|~:|~
 
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mattrock

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Originally posted by mud duck
I keep think of the calls where the couple can\'t (cough) \"uncouple\". And then the fireman that has to cut this fellow away/out of his \'love interest\' :|~:|~
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Yeah, that happened not too long ago to a guy with his pool filter hose.
 
Wren

Wren

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I knew a number of nurses who had worked ER at one time or another, and they ALL had stories about weird things people stuck up their butts. Lightbulbs surprised me, doesn\'t seem like it takes a lot of thought to figure that for a bad idea...
 
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mattrock

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Originally posted by firstfist
One nightstand? I have two, one on each side of the bed.
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It\'s a double entendre. Read the story it\'ll make sense.

One Nighstand Vs. One Night Stand.

I was actually quite proud of my cleverness on that one. Kinda sad no one seems to have noticed. :cry: Probably because I\'m among such clever people that my one shining moment becomes a bit dull by comparison.

Afterall, I can\'t compete with the likes of Spazzy on the \"with fronds like the\" skillz.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by mattrock
Originally posted by firstfist
One nightstand? I have two, one on each side of the bed.
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It\'s a double entendre. Read the story it\'ll make sense.

One Nighstand Vs. One Night Stand.

I was actually quite proud of my cleverness on that one. Kinda sad no one seems to have noticed. :cry: Probably because I\'m among such clever people that my one shining moment becomes a bit dull by comparison.

Afterall, I can\'t compete with the likes of Spazzy on the \"with fronds like the\" skillz.
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Mr Rock, I niticed and smiled every time I saw it. But I try not to encourage puns around here because people like Billy and Vickey suddenly become pun-monsters and it\'s hard to get them to stop. Sorry I didn\'t mention it. :)
 
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mattrock

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Awwww...thanks Mrs. C. ;)

I have a good time entertaining myself but it\'s always nice to know someone else was smiling with me.


I see where you\'re coming from though...it\'s probably best not to feed the monkeys
lol
 
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johnboyjjb

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Sure, ask the guy to build a wall around his house to keep his nosy neighbors from watching him try to sweep his table off its feet.

Can\'t you picture him working on the fence? Things are going along well, work is getting done, then he stumbles across a piece of fencing with a knothole in it. A quick look to the left and right and the neighbors can bust out their camera again.
 
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