Owwie Owwie Owwie

Modderrhu

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Driving whilst using a cellphone is a traffic offence here... doesn\'t stop the bastards from doing it though.

Dammit, pixie, you used one of your lives there. No permanent damage, but being shaken like that is just not pleasant.

It\'s thirteen weeks since I slipped on a wet floor in a shopping centre, then balanced myself onto a loose grating in order to have close communion with mother earth. I still have discolouration and a hard lump on my hip where the bone mashed the flesh into a pulp. Silly accidents like these really shake a person up.
 

RedDawn

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@LP & Modderhu - glad both of you are o.k.

LP - that is too scary. You\'re very lucky it wasn\'t worse! So, did the guy stop or did he even notice? :eek:
 

leopardpixie

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@Rd
It was in the parking lot. And he only stopped because he was getting out of his car. (he backed into me) He didn’t even realize that he did it until I confronted him. He did apologies. But I’m just glad it wasn’t anything serious, and not a small child that this happened too.
 

RedDawn

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Originally posted by leopardpixie
@Rd
It was in the parking lot. And he only stopped because he was getting out of his car. (he backed into me) He didn’t even realize that he did it until I confronted him. He did apologies. But I’m just glad it wasn’t anything serious, and not a small child that this happened too.

What a dumb-ass! Well, glad you\'re o.k. (and have some good drugs!)

Worst that I\'ve ever seen in a parking lot was at our church during a kids\' clothing sale. A guy was backing up a BIG moving truck (full of stuff to sell) towards the handicap ramp. A woman had parked next to it, put one very young child in a stroller and was getting the newborn out of the car and the truck backed into the stroller.

Thank goodness she turned and started screaming before the truck could do anything (barely hit it - didn\'t even knock over the stroller), but the mother was in hysterics.

Unfortunately, I saw the whole thing happen from a ways away and couldn\'t do a damn thing but start yelling and running towards the truck. I think I stopped breathing for a while!
 

Modderrhu

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Thanks, Dawn. :) But it wasn\'t really a disabling injury to start with. Sure, I had to wear loose pants for a week - the bruising was really tender, and the size of a saucer. :D I can post a 13 week pic, if you can handle it, but there\'s just a bump and a big red mark.
 

RedDawn

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Thanks, Dawn. :) But it wasn\'t really a disabling injury to start with. Sure, I had to wear loose pants for a week - the bruising was really tender, and the size of a saucer. :D I can post a 13 week pic, if you can handle it, but there\'s just a bump and a big red mark.

Sure, post that pic - the PYP II thread can always use new pics! :D

Actually, had an injury like that as a kid - only I fell off a run-away pony. The saddle slipped sideways and off I went. Had a lovely bruise on my hip and shoulder, but I survived my very first fall.

EDIT: Broke my little toe on my right foot on a chair in our bedroom about 1.5 mos. ago and that hurt like hell! The funny thing is Grumb broke his toe about a week later on a chair in our den. So we were both hobbling around for a couple of weeks. lol
 

Zora

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Ow!

I snapped both ligaments in my ankle at the end of May. It swelled up within 10 seconds to have this huge, pickle sized and shaped lump on the side. You should\'ve seen everybody else\'s face.

Good thing they only saw that and not when I had to step back down on it with my full weight to snap it back into place...:|~
 

monolith

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I had an infected planter wart dug out of the sole of my foot a couple of years ago. Getting a local injected into the sole of your foot is not much fun. I did get to watch the doc dig it out though, that was kind of cool.

It was a weird experience, the anaesthetic went all the way up to my hip, and started to wear off at the end of the procedure. I got really freaked out when they were putting in the stitches. There were only three, but the sensation of having a thread pulled through my skin was a new and freaky one. I wasn\'t sure if I was going to scream, cry, vomit, or pass out. I felt like I was going to do everything at once, and when the doctor was finished, she said, \"You look pale, I\'ll get you a glass of water.\"

I couldn\'t walk for two weeks, which was a bummer, but once it healed I was back to my old self. The wart had made walking painful and difficult, and I was glad to see it go. Getting the stitches removed was fun, as well. I\'d been walking on it for about a week, and one of the stitches had worked it\'s way through the skin on one side. That was an easy one to get rid of. The others were slightly less fun.

Another time, I broke my leg without breaking my leg.

We were playing soccer with nerf balls on a highly polished, urethane sealed basketball court, and I was in bare feet. I kicked through the ball and down, and my foot hit the court. The urethane gripped my skin, and all I remember doing is falling over and curling up into the fetal position. Got taken to the doc, who x-rays me, then slaps me in a cast to make sure it\'ll set right. That doctor had earlier left my sister\'s leg out of a cast for a week when it was broken, so I think she was just trying to cover her backside. Anyway, the doc gets the x-rays of my foot back, and nothing\'s broken. I\'ve been hobbling around school on crutches for a week, and now I get to have my cast removed. The doctor was mortified, but I just said, no biggie. Better to be safe than sorry, and this way, you\'re two for two!
 

neil thomas

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MORE OWWIE!

last summer i was working on prep\'ing a mini and on the last stage before undercoat i was using the drill\'n\'pin technuiq on the head which was allready cut from another model.
anyway, i couldent clamp it with anything from fear of crushing it and losing detail so i held it as tightly between my fingers as posable while using a dremle multi (small drill) with the other hand, everything was goin well and i was almost there when i hit a hard spot so i forced the drill a bit more and \'\'pop\'\' the tiny drill bit went through the head and plunged just over half an inch into my thumb!! ohh the pain, im pridy shure it touched the bone but the weirdest thing was there was no blood?? i worked out the drillbit was generating so much heat going through the metal head it cartarised the wound instantly!! its the worst accident iv had through modeling anyway! anyone got any horror storys from minis?? :cool:
 

Sithtainius

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Originally posted by leopardpixie
@Rd
It was in the parking lot. And he only stopped because he was getting out of his car. (he backed into me) He didn’t even realize that he did it until I confronted him. He did apologies. But I’m just glad it wasn’t anything serious, and not a small child that this happened too.

What she also fails to mention was that the guy thought the truck (I think it was a Chevy Silvarado[spelling is not my strong suit]) was in park and he was getting out to run to the ATM. I only noticed it \'cos he came in through the wrong direction in the lane and did a half-ass park job, gets out of the truck and it rolls backward a foot and a half.
Now this is a full size truck, and LP\'s only 5\'1\", so you can barley see her over the bed.
Still all of us were saying she should get his information \'cos you never know, but she refused, I\'m not saying she should have made something up, but just incase *shrugs* I guess it all turned out all right
 

leopardpixie

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Ouch!

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Shawn R. L.

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I usually win the painful stories competition with this one - My dad owned a sheet metal shop that did alot of fabrication with stainless steel. They did alot of work for wineries. They had made a long trough sort of thing with no hem on the edges, just a straight cut edge on both sides of the long trough. They had to move it somewhere and two guys were carrying it over their heads like you would carry a canoe - upside down with the \'walls\'- edges facing down. One of the guys slipped and the edge came down hard on his wrist, cut to the bone and proceded to skid all the way down to the elbow peeling back the meat of his arm as it went. Luckily my pop was there. He tournocated it and rushed him to the hospital, blood running out the door of the truck. The guy survived.......................There are other \'interesting\' sheet metal stories but I think this one will suffice for now. Sleep tight.
 
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provoke_me

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one of my bigger owies was getting a second degree sunburn. it gets all pussy and you can pop the puiss bubles onto ppl when they come up close to look at it.
the bad part was that i was at camp, and at least 6 times a day id get slapped on the back right after asking how i was feeling. the yelp of pain gave them the answer.
 

Mosch

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If I may vent my general rage here...

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Now let me explain.
After recently having an operation on my appendix while being completely conscious, I thought there wouldn\'t be much more that could happen to me. I mean, people cut my stomach open and tinkered around in there, how much more bizarre can it get?
Mere minutes ago I decided to lie down on my bed and peaceful read an older issue of Harbinger. Issue 15, for those that are interested. I have not started turning the page when suddenly my life becomes extremely interesting.
Now I have to tell you that I have a little shelf over my bed where I keep my computer games. I would stand on m bed and take the game I wanted to play, no problem, always worked nicely.
Today, my shelf decided that it wanted to go and live free of oppression, so a malicious force of slapstick decided to remove two screws from their secure places.
As soon as I opened Harbinger magazine, so did the shelf. it just tipped over to a 60 degree angle and emptied everything onto various areas of my body. Out of pure contempt it then finally became complete loose and crashed onto my unsuspecting skull, trailing a pityful swarm of broken wall bits with it.
Now it\'s not enough that my computer games all fell down. It\'s not enough that the shelf landed on my head, getting me high without having to resort to illegal narcotics. Also, the boxes of my video games were damaged, my magazine ruptured and some bloodstains from my little head wound litter everything in a close area.

I hate that damn shelf. I shall go and play violent computer games now.
 

RedDawn

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Resurrecting an old thread...

...I got up early this morning to fix coffee and breakfast for Grumb and I before we embark on our dungeon adventure with DM of Doom. As I\'m putting the egg extravaganza in the oven I step on a piece of dog food/dog bone. Since I\'m barefoot, I simply run the bottom of my foot across the top of my other foot, pick up the darn piece of dog bone on my other foot and proceed to do the same thing again to the other foot. (Hey, I\'m holding a 9x13 pan of uncooked eggs - whatcha expect?)

Anyway, turns out it was a piece of glass from a broken bowl from the night before and besides putting a hole in the bottom of each foot, I sliced open the tops of both my feet.

So, Mr. DM of Doom please have pity on us poor souls hobbling around the room! :D

Actually, forget that! Don\'t feel like having character killed off so I don\'t have to move around! lol

EDIT: Breakfast was GREAT by the way!
 

Sand Rat

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Just drove an exacto knive through my finger about two weeks ago. Well, drove it sounds like I did it deliberately - I dropped the damn thing through my finger actually.:D
 

Ebonbuddha

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How many years are you going to be there?


Originally posted by steelcult
Very nice -

I\'m actually thinking about having some ink done when I\'m home on R&R to celebrate making one year here - and planning on doing it in such a manner that it can be added to as the years go by.
 

Duende

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Originally posted by Mosch
I mean, people cut my stomach open and tinkered around in there, how much more bizarre can it get?

Something like that happened to me too! Only, in my case, the doctors removed a small alien creature. But instead of taking it to a top secret lab for future study, they gift-wrapped it and made me take it home. Apparently, I\'m supposed to prepare this creature for release into the wild in approximately 18 years. It\'s been three years already since this occurence and the creature has grown larger and its only discernable abilities are to comsume vast amounts of food and process it into toxic waste, and to scatter small colorful objects around the floors of the house, strategically arranged to always be underfoot. It has also begun to engage in mimicry, though of all the words it has memorized, it\'s favorite phrases seem to be \"No!\", \"Mine!\", and \"Can\'t catch me!\". I can only speculate at what bizarre changes will occur in the next 15 years....:wow:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by Duende
...I can only speculate at what bizarre changes will occur in the next 15 years....:wow:
lol
Duende, that is no alien, it is human larva. Mine have reached the pupa stage in which they consume even more food, the mess becomes less colorful and they congregate into groups that can strip a refridgerator quicker than an army of leaf cutter ants can strip a shrub.
 
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