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tooshy

Active member
..almost there...just one more step *hurrummph* YAY! my 500th post lol

I guess now would be a good time for some reflection on my time here on CMON. So, what do people know about me and what have I gained from being here...

1. After a brief stint as Idi Armin\'s stunt-double I moved onto more serious stuff and dressed up as a pink elephant.

2. I\'m a dab hand with a pair of mole-grips and a sniper rifle.

3. I have several pussies, one of which still isn\'t dry after drinking my paint water with it\'s retarder additive.

4. I have an adopted son - DennisMech :D

5. I\'ve learned that the forum has a pet - a chameleon called Tuubje. Just when you think you know what he looks like, he\'s changed again :p

6. I have made lots of friends who are just like me, with compulsive-obsessive behavioural tendancies towards hoarding all things small and made of lead, or just about anything to do with this wonderful world of figure painting.

7. I still haven\'t posted any more figures from the time I did my first post :( This is something I really must change, so watch this space :D

8. I\'ve learnt that blending is fookin\' hard, but everyday, there is someone here to ask for advice

9. I have a lovely book full of cool pics (may there be many more)

10. I have a cool magazine subscription - YAY! Go Harbinger :flip:

11. There is a mad cow somewhere on this forum, with ill-fitting trousers

12. Our resident Head Doctor, Mr Finn, is just as mad as the rest of us - god help us all :duh:


I can\'t think of anything else, but feel free to add your own comments to the list :D Thanks to everyone for making this such an enjoyable experience and here\'s to the next 500 posts :bouncy: :bouncy:
 

Trevor

Brushlicker and Freak!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*





*couldn\'t think of anything else to say :D
 

Chrispy

Active member
(Enter old man mode) 500? Bah! Back when i was young, we didn\'t have these fancy-shmancy things you young\' uns take fer granted.. like silverware and pants! And Emperor Consantine was a good man.. even though he gave us beatings.. but we liked it!! And I had to walk 50 miles through desert to get to church at Hagia Sophia!!! :p(Exit old man mode)

Well done Tooshy, may all your posts be informative.. well, most of them anyways! :D
 

finn17

New member
For all Python fans out there...

Originally posted by Chrispy
500? Bah! Back when i was young, we didn\'t have these fancy-shmancy things you young\' uns take fer granted.. like silverware and pants! And Emperor Consantine was a good man.. even though he gave us beatings.. but we liked it!! And I had to walk 50 miles through desert to get to church at Hagia Sophia!!! :p
Luxury!
 

DennisMech

New member
No one made a big deal of my 500th...:(

nah, I\'m waiting till my 1000th to toot my horn! Oh, there will be monkeys and banners, and chaos, and noise, and, I guess it will be pretty much the same.

OK, I\'m going to try to get some pics up on CMON very soon. Maybe sunday. I\'ve got to take some pics for a possible commission job (yee! my first one!).
 

Chrispy

Active member
Originally posted by finn17
Originally posted by Chrispy
500? Bah! Back when i was young, we didn\'t have these fancy-shmancy things you young\' uns take fer granted.. like silverware and pants! And Emperor Consantine was a good man.. even though he gave us beatings.. but we liked it!! And I had to walk 50 miles through desert to get to church at Hagia Sophia!!! :p
Luxury!

Oi! you and yer fancy schmanchy Roman concrete and bathhouses! We had cold stone cathedrals and the plague! I hope you choke on your Egyptian cusine, Casear! :p
 

Sand Rat

New member
Wass that you say? Tooshy made it to 500. Well, hell, its all down hill from here.


Congrats Tracy - still want the pictures of alternative uses for female body parts we were discussing on the other thread. lol:Dlol

Yup, I\'m a cheeky bastard, cause I aint never seen a pair of mole (vise) grips that will cross the pond. :D
 

Dedwrekka

New member
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I dis agree, I beleive that anyone who posts on this forum has been initiated into freakdom. Now If you\'ll excuse me

WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:bouncy::flip::bouncy::flip::bouncy::flip::bouncy:
 
G

G-nome

Guest
Congratulations on your 500th!
I\'m working on my 50 by congratulating you on your achievement and as I am truly happy about what you have acomplished my post therefore is meaningful and not a blatant effort to up my posts with meaningless nonsense....yeah thats what I\'ll tell them.......

:)


But apart from concrete and bath houses what have the romans ever done for us?
 

dauber22

New member
Congratulations

As someone who believes whole-heartedly in the need for dignity and decorum in these Forums, there\'s no way you\'re going to sucker me into commenting on #3, your perpetually moist pussy. NO! Not me! I\'m just here to offer you congratualations. That\'s all. :innocent:
 

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by dauber22
As someone who believes whole-heartedly in the need for dignity and decorum in these Forums, there\'s no way you\'re going to sucker me into commenting on #3, your perpetually moist pussy. NO! Not me! I\'m just here to offer you congratualations. That\'s all. :innocent:

Coward. lol
 

tooshy

Active member
Hey hey hey...for the love of God - think of the children!

A little decorum on the forum please folks :rolleyes:

I can\'t help but get the feeling that my prescence here on the forums has only
served (pun intended) in getting people in touch with their inner \"Mrs Slocombe\". I used to think an innuendo was a
suppository until I joined this forum :D

BTW - how come my thread got so damn long ??? or should I say wide :rolleyes:

*cue Mrs Slocombe - \"It\'s not the width it\'s how you use it...\"
 
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