So am I forgiven?

finn17

New member
Too recent...

Originally posted by Klute
Didnt Catherine Cookson write a book about you.:D
Must have been one of the Bronte sisters:innocent:

In Essex it might go:
Leev it aht mysun, uverwise yall be eat\'n froo a stror
 

ipaintminis

Active member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
\"I believed you were insulting my good friend and didn\'t want to have to draw a firearm and provide your body with some extra ventilation\".

HAHAH:D i almost spewed tea all over my computer, thats SO funny
mad props!
 

dauber22

New member
Jim\'s translation service

mad = insane
props = movie memorabilia

hence:

mad props = insane move memorablilia ???
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by airhead
DR scores ANOTHER monitor & keyboard.

That\'s 3(?) in one month.:bouncy:
Three in one thread! lollollol

[Geoffrey Chaucer: A Knights tale] Thank You, Thank you. I\'m here all week! [/Geoffrey Chaucer: A Knights tale]
 

tooshy

Active member
I\'ve got just the thing......

Ah ha! May I interest anyone in purchasing a \'DR kagool\' (patent pending) incorporating keyboard/screen and mouse cover?

Available in 3 colours: coffee, wine and transparent (ok, technically not a colour) and 3 sizes: L+17CRT, L+15TFT, XXL+20CRT. Complete with handy hammer pocket and optional \"1970\'s porn-king\" fake mustache.

This new and improved garment has perforations under each armpit, to permit airflow.

Early tests proved almost disasterous as the body warmth of the wearer became trapped due to the large elastic cuff. This created an air tight seal around the wearer and associated equipment, providing a warm and moist feeling - which whilst pleasurable, seemed to defeat the object of the garment in the first place.

But hey! Don\'t just take my word for it, check out our amazing reviews....

HammerTime Mag \"It\'s the best! The patented hammer pocket is just about right - deep enough to stop your hammer falling out, whilst still allowing easy access...\"

Kagool Monthly \"..how did we ever manage without one of these?! Now you can wear your favourite outfit....... indoors!\"

Chikka-boom Adult Entertainment \"...that mustache is a MUST baby!..\"
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by tooshy
Ah ha! May I interest anyone in purchasing a \'DR kagool\' (patent pending) incorporating keyboard/screen and mouse cover?

Available in 3 colours: coffee, wine and transparent (ok, technically not a colour) and 3 sizes: L+17CRT, L+15TFT, XXL+20CRT. Complete with handy hammer pocket and optional \"1970\'s porn-king\" fake mustache.

This new and improved garment has perforations under each armpit, to permit airflow.

Early tests proved almost disasterous as the body warmth of the wearer became trapped due to the large elastic cuff. This created an air tight seal around the wearer and associated equipment, providing a warm and moist feeling - which whilst pleasurable, seemed to defeat the object of the garment in the first place.

But hey! Don\'t just take my word for it, check out our amazing reviews....

HammerTime Mag \"It\'s the best! The patented hammer pocket is just about right - deep enough to stop your hammer falling out, whilst still allowing easy access...\"

Kagool Monthly \"..how did we ever manage without one of these?! Now you can wear your favourite outfit....... indoors!\"

Chikka-boom Adult Entertainment \"...that mustache is a MUST baby!..\"


lollollollollol
 

dauber22

New member
Originally posted by darthfoley
Sorry...I tend to be a little obscure.

To the point of not being funny, more often than not. ;)

Ah, not so at all DF!
But then again, I am a cona... cana... connase... FAN of the obscure and obtuse :D;):D
 

darthfoley

Active member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by darthfoley
Don\'t touch his fingers til he\'s done painting that elf I sent him. ;)
Elf What Elf? ;):D;)

Meant to ask you how do you want him based?

Oh, nothing special. 24K solid gold should do.

;)

Seriously, just a standard battlefield type base is fine by me. :)
 

darthfoley

Active member
Originally posted by dauber22
Originally posted by darthfoley
Sorry...I tend to be a little obscure.

To the point of not being funny, more often than not. ;)

Ah, not so at all DF!
But then again, I am a cona... cana... connase... FAN of the obscure and obtuse :D;):D

:D

I figured there was a reason we got along. :)
 
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