I\'ve got just the thing......
Ah ha! May I interest anyone in purchasing a \'DR kagool\' (patent pending) incorporating keyboard/screen and mouse cover?
Available in 3 colours: coffee, wine and transparent (ok, technically not a colour) and 3 sizes: L+17CRT, L+15TFT, XXL+20CRT. Complete with handy hammer pocket and optional \"1970\'s porn-king\" fake mustache.
This new and improved garment has perforations under each armpit, to permit airflow.
Early tests proved almost disasterous as the body warmth of the wearer became trapped due to the large elastic cuff. This created an air tight seal around the wearer and associated equipment, providing a warm and moist feeling - which whilst pleasurable, seemed to defeat the object of the garment in the first place.
But hey! Don\'t just take my word for it, check out our amazing reviews....
HammerTime Mag \"It\'s the best! The patented hammer pocket is just about right - deep enough to stop your hammer falling out, whilst still allowing easy access...\"
Kagool Monthly \"..how did we ever manage without one of these?! Now you can wear your favourite outfit....... indoors!\"
Chikka-boom Adult Entertainment \"...that mustache is a MUST baby!..\"