Summer solstice...

[Duende]

Hey!!

At 5\'2\" I\'m pretty sure I\'m even shorter than Equus and will happily gnaw the ankles off of anybody who wants to continue with the short jokes Grrrr

This reminds me of once I got on an elevator with three other girls who were all shorter than me. I was standing there wondering what the odd sensation I was feeling was when I realized, \"This is what it\'s like to be tall!\" And I really didn\'t like it.. having to look down my nose at eveybody with me, no wonder all you tall ogre folks are \"right b@stards\", at least at my height, I keep my chin up and see the sky a lot more often.

Also, my shortness has made me a very good climber,... and you guys can make of that what you will..

 

[Drake Farstrider]

@ Duende Hey shortness in girls is cute. I would not consider myself \"ogre tall\". I am almost 6\'2\".

@ Equus Hey now no hitting below the belt thats not fair.

 

[Equus]

@ Duende - Yay! Duende will help defend the rights of short people! Rawr!

@ Drake - Hey, it\'s not MY fault that you\'re 6\'2\" and that just happens to be where I hit. And I decry your double-standard in terms of height between women and men! Sexist!

lollollol

 

[MarkusTay]

First we get a bunch of tree hugging wanna-be druids, and now we got Elves arguing with Ogres.

Sounds like a Warhammer battle to me.

Too tall, too short... why can\'t everybody just be perfect like me?

 

[Equus]

Originally posted by MarkusTay
Too tall, too short... why can\'t everybody just be perfect like me?

Because some of us don\'t live in our own little world.

And nothing wrong with hugging trees! It\'s a little abrasive, but the exfoliating will do you good.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Sturmhalo
What a load of tree hugging hippy crap! Yet again something else that we can all jump on to show everyone just how spiritual each and every one of us is! We all try and make out how alternative we are and how much we differ from the norm, but we all end up being exactly the same in doing so.

Right, back to your room! You\'re making everyone feel uncomfortable again!

Fecking hippies.

 

[marineboy]

Being uncomfortable is what drives us out of the couch and towards the loo and \'fridge, Rev.....lollol

 

[Infidel Castro]

In which case I\'m going to shit in the fridge and eat some toilet paper

 

[marineboy]

Originally posted by reverend
In which case I\'m going to shit in the fridge and eat some toilet paper

Some contribution to the CMoN Cookbook, perhaps?:innocent:

 

[MarkusTay]

So you\'ve tasted my wife\'s cooking, then?

You know Rev, you and Sturm are like one of those movies or TV shows with a good twin/ bad twin. Except in your case it\'s bad twin/fecking evil twin. lol


:flip:

 

[Sand Rat]

Eating Sand - we had a sandstorm imported all the way from Jordan for the occasion.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by MarkusTay
So you\'ve tasted my wife\'s cooking, then?

You know Rev, you and Sturm are like one of those movies or TV shows with a good twin/ bad twin. Except in your case it\'s bad twin/fecking evil twin. lol


:flip:

Now that\'s not a nice thing to say! I don\'t want to go to hell like Sturmy!

 

[MarkusTay]

You know I\'m just kidding.

Besides, being the \'bad\' one in this case is a good thing.

(Did Sturm send that guy those Tau pics? He said he would last night in the HerseyCon Thread)

 

[Infidel Castro]

Yes he sent a few over he says. But only a few. He says he\'ll charge next time lol

And he\'s extremely sober now, which might mean hungover...can\'t say for sure!