Roger Bunting
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What? No small animals chasing you today?
Tales from the Freak Bar..3
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Sand Rat
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See I guess I don\'t - especially the holier than thou ones who say we did it all and its bad for you so you shouldn\'t be able to do it.
Which is why I like Ted Nugent more than Tipper Gore. lol
Then again I\'m a Leading Edge Gen X/ Trailing Edge of the Boom depending on how they figure it - but since my parents were born in 38 and 44 respectively I don\'t know that I count as a boomer - although I was first generation born to my father upon his return from war.
fieldarchy
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Yes please PLEASE barricade the door and plug up any holes leading to the outer rooms where the rest of us are revelling. We don\'t need any noxious fumes leaking out! They may kill us . . . after all they are SBD Ninja farts!
Now, wench . . . more tequila!! wait, do we have a bar wench here?
Now, wench . . . more tequila!! wait, do we have a bar wench here?
Roger Bunting
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Liz is still wearing her mopgirl wench outfit. Also I understand Becca was barstaff, although I\'m not sure. It was before my time in the bar.
Torn blue sky
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If it\'s wenching you\'re here for I can squeeze into a dress Meg. If you want a beer I might shout you one if you ask nicely lol
Other than that i\'m preoccupied with my own Grogging and wenching!
Other than that i\'m preoccupied with my own Grogging and wenching!
fieldarchy
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TBS I\'m not so sure about that. Though you do have long hair so it may actually work. Come here let me put some lipstick and eye shadow on you.
Torn blue sky
New member
Meh why not, i\'ll try anything once :beer:
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I have never, nor will I ever wear women\'s clothing.
And make-up, only halloween Skull or such. have at it TBS. You are your own...um...whatever you are
And make-up, only halloween Skull or such. have at it TBS. You are your own...um...whatever you are
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of
Common
Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long
ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that
life isn\'t always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don\'t spend
more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are
in
charge)
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old
boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent
to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents
when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge settlement
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He
is
survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many
attended
his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Common
Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long
ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that
life isn\'t always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don\'t spend
more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are
in
charge)
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old
boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent
to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents
when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge settlement
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He
is
survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many
attended
his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Sand Rat
New member
Oi what a day - doubles all around Bubba.
Started with a call from the hospital about a friend and ended with a trip to the hospital to make sure she\'s still extant -
Not ok, cause the drunken ass who hit her flipped her car on its side and she\'s got a compound fracture of the knee, a broken pelvis, spinal trauma, and a concussion -
Started with a call from the hospital about a friend and ended with a trip to the hospital to make sure she\'s still extant -
Not ok, cause the drunken ass who hit her flipped her car on its side and she\'s got a compound fracture of the knee, a broken pelvis, spinal trauma, and a concussion -
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Why can\'t people that have the compulsion to get drunk, do it at HOME!
I\'m an addictive sort, but when I go out and drink, it\'s for a slight buzz, I get drunk at home!
Uncontrollable F:cussing:Ks!!
I\'m an addictive sort, but when I go out and drink, it\'s for a slight buzz, I get drunk at home!
Uncontrollable F:cussing:Ks!!
Sand Rat
New member
Never have figured that one out - and I spent 10 years as a fireman scraping drunks off of cars in North Texas as well.
Or was that cars off of drunks - or both?
She\'s in good spirits - course due to the concussion she\'s having episodic amnesia - and keeps having the same conversations with my GF on the phone - but they say this should pass - they\'ve got to wait for the swelling to go down before they can assess her back though.
Or was that cars off of drunks - or both?
She\'s in good spirits - course due to the concussion she\'s having episodic amnesia - and keeps having the same conversations with my GF on the phone - but they say this should pass - they\'ve got to wait for the swelling to go down before they can assess her back though.
Roger Bunting
New member
Sorry to hear about your friend, steelcut. It\'s going to be quite a long rehabilitation with those injuries.
Torn blue sky
New member
ohhh that sucks man, sorry to hear it :no: Hope she makes a swift recovery though. Drink drivers are on my top list of hates, wtf happened to responsibility
\"I had a couple of beers, i\'m fiiine\" Sure you are buddy, you can tell that to the family of the person you\'re going to hit later...Asshole.
\"I had a couple of beers, i\'m fiiine\" Sure you are buddy, you can tell that to the family of the person you\'re going to hit later...Asshole.
fieldarchy
New member
I agree with Jester, if you need to get smashed do it in the privacy of your home or a friends house.
Hey speaking of houses, the frame is up on mine and it now has windows! Another two months and I\'ve got a crib. Who wants to party it up?!
Hey speaking of houses, the frame is up on mine and it now has windows! Another two months and I\'ve got a crib. Who wants to party it up?!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
two months, let me start saving for a plane ticket, I\'d love to party it up...[size=-2]trashing new houses is a hobbie![/size]
