Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[wiccanpony]

Welcome Boys ,Girls and Whatever :beer:


Well once again the pages are loading slow for some of us......but I’ll be damn if I’m going to drag The Freak Bar’s contents to a new building. Nope just a coat of paint some throw rugs, a few drapes and driving a couple of yaks outside. Everything is still in the same place, only cleaner........ Enjoy! Drinks are on the House!!


Climbing up on the stool at the end of the bar, with my drink...waiting for the first vict..ah ..... patron to enter.

Hoping for some new mop boys soon.....it’s getting harder and harder to hide the spur & whip marks on Roger.lol

 

[AinuLainour]

I knew we\'d be on V.3 soon enough. Rum + Coke, please.

 

[Torn blue sky]

No rum for you m\'boy, run along and play with your friends now.
I\'ll take that...:beer:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yes, we need a new mop boy. While it\'s been a pleasure to serve, my body needs time to heal.

I don\'t think the bar will stay clean for much longer, probably until Billy arrives.

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
No rum for you m\'boy, run along and play with your friends now.
I\'ll take that...:beer:

Dontcha remember.. my FRIENDS were smashed. They\'re bad influences lol

 

[lizcam]

who\'s up next on the mop bou list anyway? Have we missed a couple while playing with Roger?

Edit: I like the new drapes and is that a new office for Ms Post and Nurse Brunhilda? I can see Alebert has had a hand in the decor. The pee smell is gone! WooHoo. Of course that won\'t last long.

 

[wiccanpony]

:evil: I’m sure a few have shunned the the honor of Mop Boy..........party poopers

 

[Roger Bunting]

Undave isn\'t too far away. I\'ve had his \"surprise\" bronzed as suggested for a gift to him.

 

[DaN]

<wanders in>

You drunken heathens!!!

<buys a beer>

Drink is the road to damnation!

<wanders out>

 

[Undave]

Undave? What be this talk of Undave? There be no one by that sissified pseudonym here. I be Toilet Beard the pirate and I\'ll have none o you lilly livered drunken sots say otherwise. Yaaaaarrrrr!!!



[size=-2]I think that fooled them. Now all I have to do is keep this up and I\'ll be spared mop duty hehehehehehe[/size]

 

[Torn blue sky]

LMFAO!!! I\'m putting Undave under my protection sheerly for his comic genius!
No abuse for this one *eyes the girls sternly*

Now! Where was I...

*Starts urinating loudly in the corner*

I CLAIM THIS LAND IN THE NAME OF... *mutter mutter*

 

[lizcam]

UBIE! CALM DOWN!

Ubie? Ubie! It\'s ok Ubie! The Sherpas are in the back and everything is still here. It\'s just HERE!

[size=-2]BTW I knew all along you were Uberstuper[/size]

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm -

Someone\'s been painting I see -

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam
UBIE! CALM DOWN!

Ubie? Ubie! It\'s ok Ubie! The Sherpas are in the back and everything is still here. It\'s just HERE!

[size=-2]BTW I knew all along you were Uberstuper[/size]

I AM NOT UBERSTUPOR!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by lizcam
UBIE! CALM DOWN!

Ubie? Ubie! It\'s ok Ubie! The Sherpas are in the back and everything is still here. It\'s just HERE!

[size=-2]BTW I knew all along you were Uberstuper[/size]

I AM NOT UBERSTUPOR!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!

Hehe. The graphics for that are brilliant. Doesn\'t the way he screams that in the preview remind you of 300?

I am Beowulf! = This is Sparta!

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by lizcam
UBIE! CALM DOWN!

Ubie? Ubie! It\'s ok Ubie! The Sherpas are in the back and everything is still here. It\'s just HERE!

[size=-2]BTW I knew all along you were Uberstuper[/size]

I AM NOT UBERSTUPOR!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!

Sure you are -

Now where did I put that Elephant Tranquilizer gun?


There it is -


This is gonna hurt a whole lot at first, then everything will be much better.


Clyde - Fetch!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
Sure you are -

Now where did I put that Elephant Tranquilizer gun?


There it is -


This is gonna hurt a whole lot at first, then everything will be much better.


Clyde - Fetch!

...not so much \"better\", you just won\'t remember. Let\'s face it, an unconscious man isn\'t going to have an easy time in here :twisted:

Donna you realise you\'ve redecorated just before the weekend, you\'re going to have to redo it all again on monday now :beer:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Phoar! Give us a shot of that will ye Steel?! That looks AWESOME! It might compliment this bollox Liz gave me...

 

[Undave]

Yarr! D\'ye be wantin\' a donkey todger t\' go with ye bollox?

 

[Modderrhu]

\'e is a friggin\' donkey todger!