Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[azcrwr]

OMG!! You have to be kidding me! That means I have....987 posts until I can... !?!?!? There\'s no way I can hold it that long and since we aren\'t built to just bouce it off the wall...LIZZZ! You didn\'t tell me this!!

 

[airhead]

Sorry, you got no freak key, so you cannot get into the freaks\' private executive washrooms.

There is a nice alley out back.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
OMG!! You have to be kidding me! That means I have....987 posts until I can... !?!?!? There\'s no way I can hold it that long and since we aren\'t built to just bouce it off the wall...LIZZZ! You didn\'t tell me this!!

:innocent: It\'s one of those things you learn the hard way Wen. :twisted:

You can either use the potted plants or the alley. If you really are shy you can head over to the mancave if you can hold it that long. Just make sure you use the one near the parlor. The servo-bot is on the frizt and the other bathroom (the one the boys use) is a bit .....ripe.

Like the Freak Bar Wen? lollollol Here, have another!:beer:

 

[Sand Rat]

Ahh the English and their sense of humor.

And as one of the original Freaks, allow me to open the door for you.

 

[Roger Bunting]

No! Not that door! That\'s the sherpa\'s dorm. Too late...

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
No! Not that door! That\'s the sherpa\'s dorm. Too late...

...and so begins Wen\'s true initiation into the realms of Freakness. Many months may pass before we see her again, and when we do she is likely to be a mere ghost of the woman who first enterred these hallowed halls. Those Sherpas are rigourous and unbending in their mission to break all new Freak disciples and the poor girl doesn\'t stand a chance.

...oh no, there she is now, leading the Sherpas out on leads and why are they wearing lace??? Damn these SoCal girls are feisty!

 

[Sherpakus]

PRAISE BE!!! It is the true Messiah! The prophecies are coming true, we have been shown the new promised land MkIII, the apes turn on the squirrels and the yaks talk in the tongues of hamsters. The old suckle on the young and men return to their caves. Soon the dark Uber will be vanquished and the Golden Age of Sherptopia will begin anew!

I renounce my false Messiahdom and abase myself at the feet of our new Goddess.

ALL HAIL WEN, BRINGER OF LACE!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Sherpakus
PRAISE BE!!! It is the true Messiah! The prophecies are coming true, we have been shown the new promised land MkIII, the apes turn on the squirrels and the yaks talk in the tongues of hamsters. The old suckle on the young and men return to their caves. Soon the dark Uber will be vanquished and the Golden Age of Sherptopia will begin anew!

I renounce my false Messiahdom and abase myself at the feet of our new Goddess.

ALL HAIL WEN, BRINGER OF LACE!

They\'re good boys Wen. I hope you like them. Just don\'t disparage the yak butter. They get a bit testy if you do.

<sigh> I guess I\'m old news now. Wen will take better care of them anyway.

I\'ll have to find a new group of people to love me. Any takers? :innocent::kiss:

 

[uberdark]

@liz: you had me at take me......*rstles hands together*:evil::twisted::evil::twisted:

 

[azcrwr]

It was easy, really! (she says, her body glistening with Yak butter) I learned sherpanese in my junior year at Katmandu High! Our school mascot was the water buffalo and our football team creamed those thick-air breathing low landers! Imagine my surprise when I saw old Pasang here at the Freak Bar! He was right wing on the team and drank more rakshi at the after game parties than anyone else!

 

[uberdark]

who is this new azwrcr?

are you a god...........

answer: no.....

then DIE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Uber, Uber, Uber...you\'re just jealous that nobody is giving you any attention. Except for the small animals of course. Which species will be chasing you tomorrow, I wonder.

Hey Wen. Do you need someone to clean the yak butter off you?

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
No! Not that door! That\'s the sherpa\'s dorm. Too late...

Hmm, someone changed the locks around as well I see.

I guess the only thing to do is put out the Sherpa traps again. And once they\'re trapped humanly relocate them - to the Mancave.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Just looked outside. It\'s been snowing.

 

[Undave]

Yaaarr! Ye lucky Chezzer. The best we\'ve \'ad is it pissin\' down all day. Poop me decks an\' powder me monkey!




[size=-2]Dam, I just realised that not only do I have to keep up my flawless charade untill I freak but I have to carry on until someone else freaks after me. I\'ll be stuck as a pirate for ever.[/size]

 

[Undave]

OK. Ignore me last post it be a friggin\' winter wonderland out there. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...aaarr!!:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
It was easy, really! (she says, her body glistening with Yak butter) I learned sherpanese in my junior year at Katmandu High! Our school mascot was the water buffalo and our football team creamed those thick-air breathing low landers! Imagine my surprise when I saw old Pasang here at the Freak Bar! He was right wing on the team and drank more rakshi at the after game parties than anyone else!

And this is why she\'s the better of the two of us. I just wallow in the butter. She knows how it\'s made, the name of the yak and the granny that churned it. <sigh> I\'m not fit to hold the towels Ubie, Roger and undave use to wipe her off.

 

[wiccanpony]

some are having \"snow\"!!!!!! enjoy the magic...because three months from now you\'ll be hating the stuff lol

??? ??? ??? look at all that Butter on the floor, is this good for our new hardwood floors. Wanders off to the Basement for a little R&R....rack and ruin :twisted:

 

[azcrwr]

<Wen comes in with a bucket of soapy water and some clean towels> I\'m sorry the boys and I were so messy with the butter ... I\'ll get that cleaned up right away. Oh, look, one of the lightbulbs is out in the lighting fixture...hold on and I will get some sherpas to fix it.

By the way....how many sherpas does it take to change a lightbulb????????

Anyone?????

Wen

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
<Wen comes in with a bucket of soapy water and some clean towels> I\'m sorry the boys and I were so messy with the butter ... I\'ll get that cleaned up right away. Oh, look, one of the lightbulbs is out in the lighting fixture...hold on and I will get some sherpas to fix it.

By the way....how many sherpas does it take to change a lightbulb????????

Anyone?????

Wen

<groan> Lets get it over with.....How many Wen?