Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[Roger Bunting]

I\'ve no idea how many sherpas it takes to change a lightbulb.

Liz, don\'t put yourself down, you\'re so worth it that I heard Laureal will be casting you in their next commercial. :kiss:

Donna, the snow\'s already been washed away by the rain. It had been raining most of yesterday. It was early evening it must have snowed, after it got dark and I closed the curtains. Now it\'s raining again.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by azcrwrBy the way....how many sherpas does it take to change a lightbulb????????

Anyone?????

Wen

Three! One to change the lightbulb and the other two to yak about it afterwards.

Well, someone had to do it

 

[Torn blue sky]

*throws a stool at Billy*

That was an evil pun....Cor, look at all that butter!

*takes a wedge of butter and starts buttering a roll* Cheers ladies. No, I don\'t perticularly care whare it\'s come from or been, i\'m hungry :moon:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
*throws a stool at Billy*

That was an evil pun....Cor, look at all that butter!

*takes a wedge of butter and starts buttering a roll* Cheers ladies. No, I don\'t perticularly care whare it\'s come from or been, i\'m hungry :moon:

When you say \"stool\" do you mean piece of furniture or... actually, I don\'t want to know.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Thats a little trick I leaned off \"Nothing left but loose\"! :beer:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'m tired, I didn\'t sleep well last night. If anyone needs a mopboy I\'ll be in taking a nap behind the bar.

 

[azcrwr]

lol Hurray for Billy! I thought your answer was brilliant!

I didn\'t really have an answer for it...I thought I would throw it out (yah, I know, I should have!) and see what you all came up with. I\'ve told Liz that I am always amazed at how quick and funny all of you are and so figured someone would find a good one.

Well done Lord of the Mancave!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I\'m tired, I didn\'t sleep well last night. If anyone needs a mopboy I\'ll be in taking a nap behind the bar.

placing a pillow under Roger\'s head, tucking warm quilt around and placing Uber\'s carebear close. Sleep well young Prince....... now off to find a few sherpras to terrorize

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
lol Hurray for Billy! I thought your answer was brilliant!

I didn\'t really have an answer for it...I thought I would throw it out (yah, I know, I should have!) and see what you all came up with. I\'ve told Liz that I am always amazed at how quick and funny all of you are and so figured someone would find a good one.

Well done Lord of the Mancave!

If he\'s Lord of the Mancave what does that make me? Supreme housekeeper and maid?

 

[azcrwr]

Of course not! Lady of the Mancave.....or.....yes, Mistress of the Mancave! That\'s the title for our Lizzie! The implecations are much more up your alley!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by azcrwr
Of course not! Lady of the Mancave.....or.....yes, Mistress of the Mancave! That\'s the title for our Lizzie! The implecations are much more up your alley!

I like \"She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed\" or \"Butter Goddess of the Mancave\":drunk:

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

I like \"She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed\" or \"Butter Goddess of the Mancave\":drunk:

or \"She who must not be disobeyed\"
\"She who must not be upset\"

 

[Roger Bunting]

<wakes up>

What did I miss? Where\'d this care bear come from? I had a lovely dream, all my favourite Freak Bar ladies were there.

 

[uberdark]

uber goes running through the freak bar buck naked yelling out\"WHEN WILL IT END!\" followed closely by richard gere two hampsters and a magical pipe.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Oh gawd, Richard Gear and his damned \"hobby\" again. And yep, it\'s monday alright, though no fire just yet.

lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
Of course not! Lady of the Mancave.....or.....yes, Mistress of the Mancave! That\'s the title for our Lizzie! The implecations are much more up your alley!

Mistress of the Mancave sounds vaguely.....erotic. Not that I mind erotic but that\'s not how I really want to be adressed by every guy that comes in. How about \"Head Chearleader\"?

 

[Sand Rat]

Right - the traps are set and soon we can begin the relocation -


Someone hand Marlin Perkins a Martini so he can watch while Jim goes in and gets the Sherpas out of the cages.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by steelcult
Right - the traps are set and soon we can begin the relocation -


Someone hand Marlin Perkins a Martini so he can watch while Jim goes in and gets the Sherpas out of the cages.

I\'d leave Sherpa 10 in the cage. He\'s been a bit ...befuddled since he met Wen. Just tell the rest it\'s Wen\'s will and they\'ll do anything.

Here, Mr Perkins. Care for something to eat with that? I think I\'ll join you if you don\'t mind. This looks like fun!

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by azcrwr
Of course not! Lady of the Mancave.....or.....yes, Mistress of the Mancave! That\'s the title for our Lizzie! The implecations are much more up your alley!

I like \"She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed\" or \"Butter Goddess of the Mancave\":drunk:

When did Liz win \"Miss Kay of the Milky Way?\" I\'m a-thinken (scary thought) that the \"Lady of the Cave\" would be a more approbate title.

And Damn it! What\'s up with the butter covered rodents in this place? Has the war progressed that far so quickly?

 

[Torn blue sky]

There can BE no \"mistress of the mancave\"! That\'s the realm where wild things roam, you hold no office there :twisted:
Now.
If you excuse me i\'m needed at the secret Badger Lodge, there\'s matters to discuss...