Tales from the Freak Bar..3

JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
So wait a minute....

Rant´i`pole


n. 1. A wild, romping young person.
a. 1. Wild; roving; rakish.
v. i. 1. To act like a rantipole.
She used to rantipole about the house.

That doesn\'t really explain what he\'s riding....not without something SERIOUSLY off kilt.
 
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azcrwr

New member
This website will give you a clearer definition...the one I think is being alluded to.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-ran1.htm
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Ah, thanks...so more along the lines of:
Captain Francis Grose noted in his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) that to ride rantipole was the same as riding St George. This turns out to be a reference to sex with the woman on top, which Grose notes was \"said to be the way to get a bishop\".
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
Don\'t you love Wen? She\'s got the answer to everything! Between her and Mr C I have no problem finding info on anything and I don\'t even have to use my Google-fu!

Anyone for Eggnog? I have the hard stuff! And some apple gingerbread upside down cake too. I\'m off the diet for the night. It\'s my compensation for having to cancel my vacation.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Hehe yeah I got the rantipole definition, I only found out about the riding bit later :eek:

I think I\'ll stick to calling him a scurvy, scant-witted clumperton in future lol

I think Liz was wearing her Freudian slip at the time...
 
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uberdark

New member
undave: monday has not come yet ....adn i have feeling something special just might get left for you in the toilet. and it wont be your usual toilet.
 
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uberdark

New member
as you can see through freakdom technology we have combined undave with the body of chris crocker.....i personally think the bulge or orange is quite fetching for our new mop boy.

hehe.

congrats buddy...

so is this better than the tron orkydave cameltoe pick? or just as disturbing? :twisted:


chircrocker.jpg
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I love surprise presents :bouncy:

Is it....... a mountain bike?
Or a Wii?
Or a mega paint set?
Or a pony?
Or a train set?
Or a cake with a stripper in it?
Or a new car?
Or a gold plated weasel?
Or a big crate of beer?
Or a performing monkey?
Or a radio control helicopter?
Or a suitcase full of cash?
Or Liz?
Or an ornamental fish pond
Or a fully operational battle station?
Or tickets to Lapland to see Santa?
Or that Pig Tickler game that I always say I want but no one ever gets me?
Or a Faberge egg?
Or a pair of pirate boots?
Or a sensual massage?
Or a 32\" plasma screen TV?



It\'s going to be a big, smelly turd isn\'t it? :(
 
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uberdark

New member
oh come on we all know the only thing he wanted for christmas was a tiny camel toe!

and we gave it to him.

hehe.

chircrocker.jpg
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Who IS Chris Crocker though???


I\'d best not show that to the Mrs.

This is a picture of her favourite band

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Apparently they are all male including the digger deviant in the middle :rolleyes::(
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
my take on Chris Tucker...

This freak is a YouTube Drama queen!!
It\'s not that he\'s homosexual...which he is....it\'s not that he\'s effeminate...which he also is....

He\'s is just SO OBNOXIOUSLY IGNORANT!!

And he acts like he is the holy guru on the mount preaching universal truth that everyone is waiting to hear!

I hate it when Queens get like that!

Some of my buddies are as queer as a 2 headed snake...but THEY hate this l\'il priss too!!

Oops...I ranted....:D
 
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