Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[JesterzUSMC]

Yeah, if I wanted to bag the clueless tarts that flock around me, their inane chatter gives me a headache faster that going to the bird exhibits at the zoo!!

 

[Roger Bunting]

I don\'t think cowboy boots quite suit us here in the UK.

Oh Wen, I\'ve seen the picture of you now. Your hair\'s a bit darker than I imagined. Now that\'s been posted, we\'ll need a more current one. Liz finally gave in.

 

[Undave]

Weeeeeeeee! I\'m back!!!

Did you miss me?

Stupid Virgin internet\'s been down for the past day and a bit. Branson has a lot to answer for, he ought to take a leaf out of our virgins book.

Now where\'s my nice sparkly new mop gone? A day and a bit without cleaning the bathroom must be in a frightful state...

 

[Roger Bunting]

You were gone? Who knew?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

OMG!! I feel terrible that I hadn\'t noticed his absence!!
Oh well, I am never missed either...I don\'t give ya a chance

 

[Undave]

Don\'t worry Jester I miss you all the time... I must get my gunsight recalibrated.....

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I thought I\'d been hearing an odd \"pa-zing\" sound...man, how many shots does it take?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Ah, so Undave you admit it. You are the infamous CMON sniper we\'ve been searching for all this time! Get back to messing with Uber\'s scores :twisted:

 

[JesterzUSMC]

This group has given me so much to smile and laugh about.

I just wanted to thank all of you

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
This group has given me so much to smile and laugh about.

I just wanted to thank all of you

You\'re a fine and decent man (despite our best efforts) and certainly part of the family round here. Probably one of those odd cousins that you see onc a year at Christmas who dresses in full camo gear and the other kids are to scared to talk to in case he\'s \"packing heat\" butr once the games start it turns out you\'re actually a whizz atg pictionary so we all love you in the end

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I AM a whizz at pictionary!!lol
and I AM packing heat...

 

[Roger Bunting]

You\'ve now become a permanent fixture here. What I mean by that is you\'re trapped. You can never leave.

Welcome to the dark side...

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I AM a whizz at pictionary!!lol
and I AM packing heat...

The first was the result of my amazing intuition, the second was because I recognised the wanted poster pic you used in the PYP thread - the FBI are on there way round and I\'m claiming the $50,000 reward!!!

 

[fieldarchy]

No room 69 available?

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Hot coffee no...they squirm too much, cold coffee, no they squirm too much, so yeah, Coffee = NO!
But a navel shot?
Or a slippery/buttery nipple?

Looks like Meg may be your girl, Jesterz. I\'ll lend you my key to the basement if you want. Room 666 is the best for that kind of thing. Just get the mop boy to clean up after please!:drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Oh, yes, there\'s a room 69. I saw it during my time as mopboy. You\'ll have to ask Donna if it\'s available.

 

[lizcam]

Oh lord. Male bonding.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam
Oh lord. Male bonding.

sssssshhhhhh Liz....... don’t frighten them away, come over behind the Xmas tree and watch with me, it sure beats Animal Planet.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
No room 69 available?

Planning on giving as good as you get?
How \'bout we take turns, I find it goes better if I can concentrate on the task at hand...did I metion the length of my...tongue?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam
Oh lord. Male bonding.

sssssshhhhhh Liz....... don’t frighten them away, come over behind the Xmas tree and watch with me, it sure beats Animal Planet.

LMAOlol