Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

believe me when a 12 year opens it\'s mouth you know......lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Like fer re-al?
Fer Sher!!

lollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Like fer re-al?
Fer Sher!!

lollollol

lollollol Fer Sher Dude!!:drunk::drunk: having helped raise a couple past that age, now both are well on the way to being your usual surly know-it-all teens. Bubba!!!! I need several drinks!!!!!!

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

Originally posted by fieldarchy
No room 69 available?

Planning on giving as good as you get?
How \'bout we take turns, I find it goes better if I can concentrate on the task at hand...did I metion the length of my...tongue?

not sure if I should touch this or not! I mean, if your gloating about the size of your tongue what does that say about . . .? hmmm . . .

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I never tell about the size of anything below my belt. That information is for any interested party to find out for themselves, with my permission preferably!

But I am a very cunning linguist!lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Great, now I\'ve got a Kevin Bl00dy Wilson song stuck in my head. I\'ve got to see if I can find it soomewhere online...

EDIT: I found it on You tube but I won\'t post a link as I am a responsible parent :innocent:


...but a search for Kevin Wilson Tongue should do it :twisted:

 

[JesterzUSMC]

But I never learned to breathe through me ears?!

 

[wiccanpony]

Coming up from the Basement, checking to see who’s around. Picking up a chocolate croissant and a mug of eggnog, heavy on nog and goes to sit on couch by the Yule Tree.

Suddenly notices a big eyed marmalade cat in boots and musketeer hat standing next to me??? hummmmm looks kind of familiar but from where?

 

[Roger Bunting]

I think it\'s an admirer for Tiddles.

 

[Bubba]

@ Mr. MC
No 12 year olds are allowed in the bar, sir, except in the bottles.

@Ms. Pony
I was down in the basement kicking the furnace. Fluffy was a huge help there. No need for matches.
But please leave your pets downstairs where they belong.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Mewr...Ms.Pony?
Can you change me back, and perhaps help me improve my saves?

 

[Bubba]

Mr. USMC, let me take care of that for you... Forgive me, sir, I did not recognize you in that *hmmmm* outfit.

A nice bowl of warm milk, perhaps?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

mewr....rawr....the less kitty references the better, thank yewr.
Just a polymorph..ffft! Spell or such, and an improved save would be ffftt!..fine.:evil:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Mewr...Ms.Pony?
Can you change me back, and perhaps help me improve my saves?

:twisted: Gathering arcane powers, looking Jesterz in his Kitty eyes.....mumble mumble, reaching out to touch his little pink nose, a spark jumps and presto he is back to his former self..............with a few extras like shape shifting to Sabertooth tiger with claws of swift death and dragon strength. Like the boots and hat... now go put some pants on.lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

WOO HOO!
grabbing pants and heading downstairs!
(with a kiss on the cheeks for Ms.Pony!):kiss:

 

[fieldarchy]

but he was so much easier to toss around as a little kitty. Now he is just going to go open doors he shouldn\'t yet again! Ah well, I guess it wouldn\'t be the freak bar with the freak running around lol You know you love me Jester! After all you did dress me in this horrible froofy pink and purple outfit. I mean I\'m down with the bikini and sword but make me look a little more . . . tough! I look like a cream puff at the moment!

I am a Barbarian Goddess I\'m hot yet fierce don\'t ya know! Not a barbie doll!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

You can still \"toss\" me..lol

 

[AinuLainour]

Don\'t you think the innuendo is getting a little old?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Yes, but the alternative is graphic detail, and I think I prefer the civility of implied and infered intents.
But thanks for your 2 cents!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Ainu, innuendo has been around for centuries and will be around for centuries more.